LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, JUST LIKE HOW WOMEN ARE BORN WITH ALL THEIR EGGS ALREADY INSIDE THEM! JOIN THIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IN MINECRAFT! BUILD A HOUSE, RAISE A FAMILY, AND WATCH AS YOUR GRANDKIDS POP OUT OF YOUR DAUGHTER’S BELLY! ONLY ON THIS SERVER, WHERE REALITY IS STRANGER THAN FICTION! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WITNESS THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH IN BLOCKY FORM!
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EggcellentGenerations
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NeutronStarMergeCraft
astronomical simulations, Astronomy, astrophysical phenomena, astrophysical simulations, Astrophysics, binary system, celestial bodies, computational modeling, cosmic events, gravitational waves, high-energy physics, MERGE, neutron star merger, neutron stars, NeutronStarMergeCraft, scientific research, simulation, space exploration, stellar collisions, stellar evolution, theoretical physics
Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! We be simulating the last moments before neutron stars merge up in here. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, we got diamond armor that’s so shiny it blinds ya, we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide before they explode, and we even got a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! So what are ya waiting for? Come join the madness and witness the epicness of neutron stars merging in Minecraft form!
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Lord Nation
factions survival minigames skyblock creative economy pvp roleplay towny parkour adventure prison pixelmon skywars kitpvp vanilla factions buildbattle factions smp, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival
Welcome to the LordNation Network. this server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a hypixel server experience.
LordNation.cbu.net:25669
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GL Midnights SMP
We’ve migrated to a brand new server with bigger ram! 12GB! Anyway, this is an SMP with unlimited homes, TPA system, money, shop, etc. come join now!!
new.play.glmidnight.co.uk
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Tearmoon Minecraft Server
adaptation, Anime, Cliffhanger, comedy, fan favorite, FANTASY, flat-chested, isekai, light novel, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, next season, ongoing series, Popular, princess, Renewal, retard, Season, Sequel, Server, Tearmoon
Are you tired of boring old princesses with no curves and no drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the flat-chested princess is the star of the show! Watch as she navigates through the world of blocky adventures, facing off against evil mobs and building epic castles with her itty bitty hands. Will she finally get her own season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single episode of this wild ride! Join now for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
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OpinionCraft Minecraft Server
1080p, 1440p, 4K, 720p, Clarity, devices, Display, laptop, Minecraft, opinion, OpinionCraft, PC, Phone, pixels, Quality, resolution, Screen, Server, Specifications, Technology, TV, Unnecessary, viewing
Welcome to the most pixelated Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why settle for high resolution graphics when you can join our server and embrace the beauty of 720p?Join us and witness the glory of building blocky masterpieces in stunning 1080p on your laptop. Who needs fancy shaders and realistic textures when you can have the simplicity of 1440p on your PC?
And don’t even get us started on our TV viewing experience. Say goodbye to crystal clear images and hello to the pixelated paradise of 4k on your TV screen. It’s like stepping back in time to the early days of Minecraft, but with a hilarious twist!
So why wait? Join our server today and revel in the low-res goodness that will have you laughing all the way to the pixelated bank!
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WifeDriver Minecraft Server
Accidents, anxiety, Awareness, car share, company vehicle, distracted driving, Driving, Financial, financial sense, insurance, MERGE, Minecraft, paying for Ubers, personal car, phone use, rear ending, relationships, Server, sister visit, special awareness, Uber, WifeDriver
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are not required! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the pixelated world without any special awareness or attention to other players.Are you tired of being a responsible driver in real life? Well, on our server, you can crash into other players’ houses without any consequences! Just like the OP’s partner, you can rear-end your friends’ creations and blame it on lack of spatial awareness.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the chance to use your phone while driving in-game without getting pulled over by the pixelated police. Just make sure to avoid those virtual distractions!
Don’t have a car in real life due to your reckless driving? No problem! We’ll provide you with virtual transportation options like horse carriages or flying pigs.
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a terrible driver without any real-life consequences. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into your diamond castle!
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NoKidsAllowedCraft
adamant, Adult-only, aita, attending, baby, best friends, compromise, cousin, Destination, family, Fiance, holiday, LEAVING, length of holiday, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Son, Telling, Upset
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family? Look no further than our server! Just like how this cousin is trying to separate a family for a holiday, we promise to never separate you from your Minecraft family. Join us for wild adventures and crazy builds, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for some family-friendly fun!
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NoMoreParenting101
breaking the cycle, Childhood, Communication, discipline, family, generational differences, learning from parents, NoMoreParenting101, parenting, parenting boundaries, parenting choices, parenting decisions, parenting goals, parenting lessons, parenting mistakes, parenting priorities, parenting regrets, parenting strategies, Parenting styles, upbringing, VALUES
Are you tired of your parents forcing you to eat your veggies and go to bed early? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to stay up all night building epic castles and eating nothing but virtual cake! Say goodbye to bedtime rules and hello to endless fun!Join us on this server where parents are banned from nagging you about chores and homework. Instead, you can focus on battling dragons, exploring hidden caves, and creating your own virtual world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, join us and show your parents that you can thrive in a world where the only rules are the ones you make. Who needs broccoli when you can have diamonds? Let’s build a world where bedtime is just a myth and the only curfew is when the sun rises in the game. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
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GrainCraft Minecraft Server
#sustainability, agriculture, climate change, crisis management., emergency preparedness, food security, food shortage, global challenges, government response, grain, GrainCraft, international relations, Minecraft, natural disasters, norway, pandemic, resilience, Server, stockpiling, Storage, strategic reserves, supply chain, War
LOL, u know what’s crazier than Norway stockpiling grain? Joining our EPIC Minecraft server, duh! We got pandas riding llamas, chickens that lay diamonds, and a secret underground base filled with dancing creepers. Plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. So, if u wanna have a blast and forget about the real world problems like pandemics, wars, and climate change, come join us now! Trust me, it’s gonna be LIT AF!