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BloodyBroBedSwap

bedsheets, BLEEDING, blood stains, BloodyBroBedSwap, Boundaries, brother, charger, cleanliness, Communication, consideration, Eczema, Etiquette, family, household chores, hygiene, open sores, personal space, relationships, reminder, Respect, Siblings

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend with eczema on his calves and thighs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be scratching your head in disbelief!

Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of trying to build while avoiding blood stains on your sheets. Our server is so intense, you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when your friend forgets not to sit on your bed with open sores.

So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring some extra bandages and a strong stomach!

DriveByCraft SMP

Adrenaline, car accessories, car culture, car customization, car enthusiasts, car maintenance, car performance, car safety, car technology, commuting, DriveByCraft, Driving, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, Relaxation, road trips, scenic routes, smp, SPEED, traffic, Transportation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mines Excavated:	2386
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up for fun. And get this, our main mode of transportation is riding pigs with saddles, because who needs cars when you have bacon-powered speedsters, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret portal that takes you to a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance until the sun comes up.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until you cry, then you have to join our SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little crazy around here. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraftHits

Ballads, CryCraftHits, emotional ballads, emotional lyrics, Emotional Music, heart-wrenching melodies, heartbreak songs, heartbreaking ballads, melancholic tracks, moving music, poignant tunes, sad songs, sentimental music, songs that make you cry, sorrowful melodies, soul-stirring songs, tear-inducing tracks, tearful tunes, tearjerker tunes, touching songs, weepy tracks

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Void Gems Collected:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mines Excavated:	4200
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because our server will have you bawling like a baby in no time! Join us and experience the emotional rollercoaster of Minecraft like never before. Our spawn area is a giant tissue box because you’re gonna need it after hearing the saddest songs played on repeat. So come on, grab your pickaxe and your waterproof mascara, because this server will have you crying tears of joy (and maybe a little bit of frustration).

CraftyPutin’sEconWoes

concerns, CraftyPutinsEconWoes, economic challenges, economic development, economic growth, economic outlook, economic stability, Economy, financial crisis, global economy, Government, inflation, international relations, News, Politics, putin, recession, Reuters, russia, Russian economy, sanctions

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, like, putin is like freaking out about russia’s economy, right? like, he’s probably sitting in his fancy office, sweating bullets and stuff. but, like, we have the perfect solution for him – join our minecraft server!

imagine this – putin logging into our server, building a giant gold palace, and flexing on all the other players. he can forget about russia’s economy for a while and just chill with us. we even have a special “putin’s palace” area where he can rule over his virtual kingdom.

plus, we have the best economy in minecraft history. like, you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, or even sell your soul for a stack of emeralds. it’s wild, man.

so, if you want to escape the real world and have a blast with putin and the gang, join our minecraft server now! it’s the best decision you’ll ever make, trust us.

Sun Locator’s Blindness

Astronomy, Blindness, celestial body, Focus, Gaze, glare, locate, Locators, looking, momentary confusion, natural light, Observation, optical illusion, Perception, Phenomenon, radiant, Sight, Solar, Sun, temporary blindness, VISIBILITY, vision

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Enchantments Applied:	265	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun plays tricks on you! if you can find the sun without looking at it, then looking at it will make you forget where it is for a bit! it’s like a crazy game of hide and seek with the sun, but in minecraft! who knew the sun could be so sneaky? join now for a chance to outsmart the sun and show off your mad skills!

Crafty Science Minds

Accuracy, Analysis, beauty, collaboration, Crafty, data, discovery, Evidence, experimentation, Hypothesis, innovation, inter-connection, knowledge, Minds.., Observation, peer review, progress, research, Science, Scientific method, self-correction, theory

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we mix science with chaos and create the most mind-blowing experiments you’ve ever seen! ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while shooting lasers from your eyes? well now you can! our server is filled with crazy mods and wacky plugins that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

we have a secret underground lab where you can create your own mutant creatures and unleash them on unsuspecting players. or if you’re feeling more chill, you can relax in our hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

but that’s not all! we also have weekly events like the infamous “explosive sheep rodeo” where players compete to see who can ride a sheep the longest before it explodes. trust us, it’s a blast!

so come join us on our server and let your inner mad scientist run wild. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get up to!

BudderCraft

bedrock, Beta, BudderCraft, Cheating, Clients, Community, Development, Discord, Economy, Features, Gaming, Ip:, Minecraft, Mods, Network, ONLINE, Prevention, PvP, rules, Server, strategy, tutorials, Updates

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Main Points
1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
3. Foster a friendly community regardless of skill level

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, except for specified mods under Badlion Client and Lunar Client.
What happens if someone is caught cheating?	Any form of cheating will result in an unpardonable ban.
What is the server’s policy on toxic behavior?	Rude behavior, especially personal attacks, will not be tolerated. Toxicity may lead to a ban.
What is the policy on large scale farms?	Large scale farms that disrupt the economy or gameplay strategy are strictly prohibited.
Is joining the Discord server mandatory?	No, but it is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

If you’re interested in joining, connect to the server using the IP below:

IP (Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

Elderly Ebony Enclave 1.20.4

1.20.4, age gap, Black women, Confidence, Diversity, ebony, Elderly, empowerment, enclave, encouragement, Experience, fetish, guidance, Interracial Relationships, kink, mature women, Mentorship, Older Women, seduction, sexual experience, sexual exploration, Support, taboo, VIRGINITY

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Votes:	1971
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

OMG, imagine logging into this Minecraft server and BAM, there’s a hot chick ready to be your mentor! She’ll teach you how to survive and thrive in the blocky world, AND she’ll even cheer you on as you lose your Minecraft virginity! Who needs diamonds when you can have this kind of support?! Join now for a wild ride of mentorship and…other perks.

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

birthday neglect, Boundaries, communication breakdown, CraftyFam, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, Family issues, feeling used, gift giving, Granddaughter, grandparenting, lack of effort, Minecraft, parenting, relationship struggles, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, social media drama, step-daughter, step-family, toxic relationships

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any drama like this crazy stepdaughter situation! Join us for a wild ride filled with fun and laughter, no toxic family members allowed!

Reasons to join our server: – No one will use their baby as a pawn to manipulate you into giving gifts – You won’t have to beg for attention or gifts, because we value you just the way you are – We promise no fake Facebook posts about family drama, just pure Minecraft fun – Say goodbye to toxic family members and hello to a supportive Minecraft community

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly epic gaming experience! You won’t regret it, we promise.

PocketCheckFailCraft

airpods, Basket, bathroom, cleaning, clothes, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Cooking, empty pockets, household chores, husband, Keys, Laundry, Marriage, PocketCheckFailCraft, pockets, relationship, responsibilities, SAHM, wallet, washing machine

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mines Excavated:	3371	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Divine Spears Created:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	211

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any messy laundry piles like in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of household chores by diving into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword.

On our server, you can roam free and explore endless landscapes filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs. And don’t worry, there are no pesky husbands leaving their clothes all over the place here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs to do laundry when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers instead? Let’s get crafting!