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Brad Pitt’s Ladybug Philosophy Minecraft Server

Actor, Analysis, Brad, brad pitt, Celebrity, Curiosity, deep, dialogue, discussion, film, Interpretation, knowledge, LADYBUG, Meaning, Minecraft, Movie, philosophy, Pitts, question.., Server, speculation, spouting, Thought-provoking

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where Brad Pitt isn’t even a ladybug? Well, look no further because on our server, Brad Pitt is not only a ladybug but he’s also the philosopher of the century! Join us for some deep discussions about life, love, and ladybugs while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening? Join now and expand your mind (and your block collection)!

YankCraft Minecraft Server

American, Behavior, Body language, characteristics, clothing, Cultural, customs, Flag, Gestures, Giveaway, habits, Identity, mannerisms, Minecraft, Nationality, non-verbal cues, patriotism, Server, Slang, speech patterns., Stereotypes, Traditions, YankCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Farms Harvested:	210	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Apart from their obsession with bacon and cheeseburgers, you can always tell someone is American when they start building a giant Statue of Liberty out of diamond blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on bald eagles and shooting fireworks out of their hands. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore our secret underground bunker filled with unlimited amounts of pizza and hot dogs. So come on, join us and show off your American spirit in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!

ConsoleCrafters

childhood gaming, childhood memories, console gaming, console purchase, ConsoleCrafters, first console, first purchase, gaming console, gaming console collection, gaming console history, gaming console memories, gaming console purchase, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, retro gaming, video game collection, video game console, Video Game History, video game nostalgia

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Remember that ancient relic called the GameCube? Yeah, well this Minecraft server is like stepping into a time machine and reliving those glory days of gaming. But instead of playing Mario Kart, you’ll be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding a llama named Larry. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition – last year, someone actually rode a pig off a cliff and survived!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your first video game console, look no further. Join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other.

SingleCraft: Where Being Alone is the New Normal!

14-20 years old, Attitudes, Contentment, DATING, generation, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Lifestyle, normal, normative, peer pressure, relationships, satisfaction, Self Discovery, single, SingleCraft, social norms, societal changes, societal expectations, trends, young people, youth culture

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Towns Built:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2338	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

HEY U! YEAH, U! R U A LONELY TEENAGER WHO LOVES MINECRAFT? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR U!

JOIN OUR SERVER AND U WILL NEVER FEEL ALONE AGAIN! WE HAVE A COMMUNITY OF SINGLE TEENS WHO R HAPPY BEING ALONE! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NO MORE AWKWARD DATING DRAMA, JUST MINECRAFT FUN!

OUR SERVER IS SO POPULAR THAT SCIENTISTS R STUDYING US! THEY SAY THAT LIVING ALONE IN MINECRAFT IS THE NEW NORMAL FOR TEENS! SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE TREND!

COME ON, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND BE HAPPY BEING SINGLE IN MINECRAFT! YOLO, AMIRITE?

N4S Network

Creative, LifeSteal, Raiding, Survival, Survival Java Bedrock Crossplay Lifesteal SMP Combat PvP Gamemodes Cracked Multiplayer Adventure Minigames Creative Skyblock Economy Factions Skywars Prison Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to N4S Network! We are a Cracked Java and Bedrock Crossplay Lifesteal SMP as of now. Combat is 1.8 PvP as of now. We plan to add more gamemodes to the network in the future.

n4s-network.com

Sigma SMP

Anarchy, Competition, no girls, No Rules, Sigma SMP, sigmas, top spot, war server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Sigmas only, a war server where sigmas can compete against other sigmas for the top spot. No rules but no girls.

155.94.181.63:25574

PixieMines.com

Adventure, Community, Competition, Creative, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Innovative, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, PixieMines, Plugins, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Rankup, RPG, Season, Server, teamwork, Unique, Updates

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

A friendly Prison server, with a twist of extra RPG aspects, and brand new ideas with most plugins being home made giving us the ability to ship massive updates in a faster pace. Join us in our first season and help us shape the server together!

mc.pixiemines.com

MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

animal antics, Animal Behavior, Breakfast, breakfast time, Comical, cute animals, daily habits, euromonkeys, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, monkey business, MonkeyCraft, morning routine, PRIMATES, relatable memes, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral content

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, the Euromonkeys are in charge! These monkeys are always up to some crazy antics, like stealing all the players’ breakfast and causing chaos in the virtual world. But don’t worry, they’re also super friendly and love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join our server for a chance to interact with these mischievous Euromonkeys and see what kind of trouble they’ll get into next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new breakfast buddy! So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your snacks!

CockyCraft Minecraft Server

body positivity, CockyCraft, Confidence, consequences, emotional fulfillment, large cock, long-term relationships, male anatomy, male privilege, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, self-image, Server, sexual attention, sexual harassment, Sexuality, size matters, societal expectations, society, workplace dynamics, workplace ethics

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Villages Defended:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a large cock is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us and experience the wild world of blocky adventures with your massive member leading the way.

On our server, having a huge cock means you’ll be the talk of the town (or in this case, the virtual world). No need to worry about getting hit on by every woman – they’ll be too busy marveling at your impressive size to even think about flirting with you.

But beware, once word gets out about your colossal cock, you may find yourself fending off hordes of eager players who just can’t resist your massive manhood. Will you be able to find true love in a world obsessed with your impressive endowment? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our server and show off your giant cock in all its glory. Who knows, you may even find that special someone who loves you for more than just your enormous appendage.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

1000, adult children, anniversary, Birthday, busy months, childish, DadCraft, display table, employment, family, Father’s Day, gift giving, Gifts, Giving, Lego Millennium Falcon, Minecraft, moved out, opt out, parents, salary, Server, Star Wars, Upset

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5248
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of being left out of gift-giving? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of treating yourself like a king, just like this player who bought himself the Lego Millennium Falcon because his family forgot about him.

On our server, you can build your own virtual Millennium Falcon and display it proudly in your virtual den. No need to rely on others for gifts when you can spoil yourself with pixelated luxury. Plus, who needs real-life presents when you can immerse yourself in a world where you can create anything your heart desires?

Join now and show off your self-gifting skills to all the other players who understand the true value of treating yourself. Who needs gifts from others when you can gift yourself the ultimate Minecraft experience?

WeddingCraft: No Dad Speech Zone

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dad, emotional intelligence, emotions, family, Father, Grief, love, Marriage, Maturity, mom, parents, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Speech, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, Zone

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Emeralds Found:	7379
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family disputes, emotional speeches, and grown adults throwing tantrums like never before.

In this server, you’ll have to deal with overbearing dads who want to steal the spotlight at your virtual wedding. Watch out for surprise speeches that will make you question your entire existence. Will you stand your ground and tell dad to take a hike, or will you let him have his moment and ruin your big day?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to face accusations of being too sensitive and told to grow up by virtual parents who just can’t seem to understand boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning if you’re the a-hole in this virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?