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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9802 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 29 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?
but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, it’s a clucking good time.
oh, and get this, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid. i know, it sounds fishy, but it’s totally legit.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a dream come true, except you’re not actually dreaming. or are you? who even knows anymore, man. just join and let the madness begin!
