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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9206 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 322 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
OMG you guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally stole someone’s chest full of goodies but, like, it totally worked out in my favor because I got, like, a million diamonds and stuff. It was, like, the best day ever!
And, like, the community on this server is so crazy, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt, I mean, how epic is that? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties every night and, like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes or something, I dunno, it’s wild.
So, yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and, like, make some questionable decisions that end up working out in your favor, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me bro.
