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MomSaysNoSisDoes Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ores Mined:	3751	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sheltered and privileged as my mom? Look no further! Our server is run by players who have never faced real difficulty in their virtual lives. Join us for a traditional gaming experience where decisions are made for you and problems magically disappear with the click of a mouse.

Just like my mom, our server is great at social networking. Connect with other players who also have no idea what they’re doing and rely on surface level advice to get by. Need help with in-game relationships or career decisions? Our community has got you covered with advice that’s as helpful as my mom’s!

Join now and experience the joy of being a super old Minecraft dad or a career-focused player who wants to wait before starting a virtual family. Our server is the perfect place to navigate these tough decisions with the guidance of players who have never worked a day in their virtual lives.

So come on, join us and see why taking advice from my mom is just as entertaining as playing on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about what not to do!

MomDontTouchMyDoll

american girl doll, Birthday Party, childhood toy, clothes, dolls, expensive, family dynamics, Glasses, ipad, mom, MomDontTouchMyDoll, perfect condition, research, selfish, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister, Toys, unreasonable

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mines Excavated:	2484
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Towns Built:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your childhood treasures from crazy siblings! Just like this player’s beloved doll, we promise to keep your virtual creations safe from any pesky younger siblings who might mess them up.

Join us and build your own digital dollhouse, complete with perfectly preserved dolls and accessories. No need to worry about your little sister getting her hands on them and turning your masterpiece into a chaotic mess – unless, of course, you want to invite her to play nicely!

So come on over to our server and let your inner child run wild, without the fear of anyone ruining your creations. Because here, your toys are safe from crazy siblings and iPad-induced toy obsessions. Let’s build and play together, where your childhood memories are protected and cherished!

CraftySoundz – Mine for your favorite sound!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crops Grown:	7831
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Do you know what sound is even better than your favorite sound in the world? The sound of creeper explosions on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of running for your life as your carefully built house gets blown to smithereens by those sneaky green buggers. But don’t worry, we have respawn points conveniently located right next to the chaos for your convenience.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while riding a pig. If you can find him, he might just give you a tour of his masterpiece while riding a llama named Larry.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

EscapeCraft: 150K Gone, 9M Fled!

000 dead, 150, 150K, displaced populations, displacement, escapecraft, fled, forgotten crisis, global conflict, human suffering, humanitarian crisis, ignored, international news, lack of attention, mass exodus, Nine million people, Overlooked, Refugee Crisis, silent tragedy, Tragedy, Unreported, urgent aid needed, war casualties

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Crops Grown:	5799
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Invisible Walls Found:	3

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano? Well, this server is so crazy, nine million people have already fled from it because it’s just too wild for them to handle. And get this, up to 150,000 players have died in epic battles and crazy adventures. It’s like the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs. No one is talking about it because they’re too busy trying to survive and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So, if you’re ready to join the madness and show off your building skills while dodging crazy mobs and lava pits, then this server is the place for you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

PlasticSmellCraft

air pollution, burning plastic, Environmental awareness, environmental crisis, environmental impact, harmful chemicals, plastic burning, plastic contamination, plastic disposal, plastic pollution, plastic products, plastic recycling, plastic recycling plant, plastic recycling process, plastic smell, plastic waste, PlasticSmellCraft, pollution control, recycling, toxic fumes, waste management

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Enchantments Applied:	272	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	23

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stench of reality! our world is filled with unicorns riding on flying pigs, battling against evil llamas with laser eyes. build a house made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as it attracts a herd of dancing pandas.

but beware, for the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous gnomes who will steal your diamonds and replace them with potatoes. embark on quests to retrieve your precious spuds and earn the title of Potato King.

if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, but watch out for the lava dance floor – it’s hotter than a furnace!

so why wait? join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!

LanthanumCraft -168° Superhydride

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Yo, join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got some next level shiznit goin’ on! We discovered some wack metal state in a hydrogen-rich compound of lanthanum under pressure. It’s like some A15-type lanthanum superhydride with the formula La4H23. And get this, it shows superconductivity below minus 168 degrees Celsius at a pressure of 1.2 million atmospheres!

So if you wanna experience some outta this world stuff while playin’ Minecraft, dis server is where it’s at! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when you can be part of a server that’s basically runnin’ on magic metal state superpowers? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

RP SERVER IP – frearemine.mc-server.eu Minecraft server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9544	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

The owner of the server “RP SERVER IP – freeremine.mc-server.eu” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

144.76.7.241:21559

JokesMC Server

female validation, hate, jokes, JokesMC, low, male validation, patience, Pickme, punched, Server, SINK

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	9820	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Star Shards Collected:	132
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a queen pickme who will do anything for male validation! Join us for a wild ride filled with punchy hat jokes and a whole lot of patience (because she’s female, duh). Who needs self-respect when you can join our server and laugh your way to the top? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

WeedTasteMC Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest one around! Join us and discover what weed tastes like…in Minecraft!

Our server is filled with lush green forests where you can harvest virtual weed and experience the high of a lifetime. But be careful, the mobs are extra chill and might try to steal your stash!

We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with other players and show off your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary enchanted bong that grants you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, lots of weed!

BlockBusterDangers

Accuracy, Awareness, BlockBusterDangers, Caution, cautionary tales, common sense, consequences, dangerous things, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, lessons learned, movies, preparedness, Realism, reality check, Risks, Safety, survival skills, take seriously, vigilance

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie come to life! We’ve got all the dangerous things that movies get right, and you better believe you should take them seriously on our server.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding action like dodging exploding creepers, navigating treacherous lava pits, and battling evil mobs that are straight out of a horror film. But don’t worry, we’ve also got plenty of comedic relief in the form of derpy chickens and mischievous pigs that will keep you laughing as you try to survive.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, have a dance-off with a skeleton, and team up with a squad of llamas to take down the Ender Dragon? Trust us, you won’t find a more exhilarating Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the madness today!