#SportsBanter – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Neuralink Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of grinding for hours on end to learn new skills in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where we have the latest technology that allows you to learn everything instantly! Forget spending days mining for diamonds or building intricate redstone contraptions, just plug in and boom – you’re a Minecraft pro!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of PvP combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors as you battle against evil mobs and rival players in epic showdowns that will leave you clucking for more!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to feathers, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

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SnackAttackMC SMP

bad habits, Binge Eating, emotional eating, excessive drinking, fast food addiction, lack of exercise, lack of self-care, late night snacking, mindless eating, poor sleep habits, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, SnackAttackMC, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy eating, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic battles ever! Like, one time, we had a fight over who had the best pet pig and it turned into a full-on war with TNT and diamond swords flying everywhere. It was so crazy, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on our building competitions. We once had to build a giant statue of a potato and let me tell you, things got out of hand real quick. People were building potato cannons and launching spuds at each other, it was absolute chaos.

But the best part about this SMP is the community. We’re all a bunch of weirdos who love to goof around and have a good time. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let your freak flag fly and just be yourself, then you need to join us ASAP!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin!

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NonConformityCraft

alternative lifestyle, Anti-establishment, counterculture, defiance, deviance, dissent, eccentric, Iconoclast, Individuality, Maverick, noncompliance, nonconformity, NonConformityCraft, Nontraditional, Outsider, Rebellion, resistance, societal norms, subversion, Unconventional, UNIQUENESS

Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring norms? Do you want to rebel in the most epic way possible? Then join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner non-conformist!

On our server, we don’t follow any rules – we build upside down houses, ride pigs into battle, and wear pumpkins on our heads as a fashion statement. Society may say it’s weird, but we say it’s AWESOME.

Join us and be part of the most rebellious community in Minecraft history. Who needs to conform when you can have this much fun breaking the rules? Let’s show society that being normal is overrated – join our server and let your non-conformist flag fly high!

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BlockyMayhemMC

African conflict, atrocities, BlockyMayhemMC, brutality, child soldiers, Children executed, civilian casualties, Democratic Republic of Congo, drc, family violence, fresh terror, human rights abuses, international crisis., M23 militia, militia violence, terror attacks., Trauma, violence against women, War Crimes, war-torn region, women raped

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything goes!

we got crazy builds like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles.

oh, and did i mention the pvp battles? it’s like a free-for-all where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. and if that’s not enough, we also have a treasure hunt where the prize is a golden pickaxe that can mine bedrock.

so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, u might even run into a talking creeper or a dancing enderman. don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server ever created!

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Dementia DJ’s: Chill Beats for Blocks

Agitation, alertness, anxiety, Attention, beats, blocks, Chill, cognitive function, dementia, DJS, ENGAGEMENT, holistic approach., IMPROVEMENTS, individual needs, individualized care, long term, mental health, mood, music interventions, music therapy, personalized treatment, research, short-term, therapy benefits

so, like, you know how sometimes you just need a break from the real world and want to escape to a place where you can just chill and have fun? well, this minecraft server is like the ultimate escape, dude.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear this sick beat playing in the background. next thing you know, all your stress and anxiety just melt away. it’s like magic, man.

our server is like a therapy session, but way more fun. we’ve got custom music playlists that are designed to help you relax and focus while you play. and get this – it’s been scientifically proven to reduce agitation and anxiety.

so if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way, then this server is the place to be. come join us and let the music take you on a journey to relaxation and good vibes. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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firestarter

Auction, bedrock, Christmas Event, Community Events, Cross-Play, Discord, FIRESTARTER, friendly community, Grief Protection, handbook, hard work, java, Land claiming, player-driven economy, player-run shops, quality-of-life tweaks, respectful community, Shops, smp, Trade, Virtual Economy, yearly event

Server Name	firestarter
Server Type	Community SMP
Server Address	mc.firestartermc.com
Server Tour	Watch here

About firestarter:

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work. Our server offers a player-driven economy, grief protection, land claiming, community events, and more!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the server address for firestarter?	The server address for firestarter is mc.firestartermc.com
What type of server is firestarter?	firestarter is a Community SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server
Are there any rules on firestarter?	Yes, the server has straightforward rules that prohibit griefing and protect players’ hard work
Can I participate in the player-driven economy on firestarter?	Yes, players are able to maintain their own shops, auction off unique items, and trade with other players on the server
Is cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions supported on firestarter?	Yes, firestarter supports Java + Bedrock cross-play

Join firestarter and become a part of our friendly and respectful community!

We have ongoing events like our yearly Christmas event and a handbook for more information. Join our Discord to chat with other players and stay updated on server news.

Cool Craft Realm 1.20.6

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Hey there, you absolute legend! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your face off? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! And guess what? The moon is made of cheese! That’s right, CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on the backs of flying pigs. It’s like a crazy dream you never want to wake up from.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it… maybe.

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This is What Girls Want Minecraft SMP

attraction, Competition, Desires, empowerment, Expectations, fantasies, femboys, fulfillment, Gender Roles, Girls, longings, massive dicks, Minecraft, Needs, Preferences, relationships, satisfaction, Sexuality, smp, Stereotypes, Wants

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the competition is fierce and the stakes are high! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, because on this server, the only thing that matters is having a massive dick. That’s right, our femboys are packing some serious heat and they’re not afraid to show it off.

Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.

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Momma’s Surgery Fund Minecraft Server

bad daughter, difficult decision, emotional blackmail, expensive surgery, family, financial future, Financial goals, fund, future plans, health problems, insurance, loans, Minecraft, mom, mommas, refusing to lend money, responsibilities, Sacrificing, savings, selfish, Server, Support, surgery, surgery costs, tough love

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to your mom for expensive surgeries. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and building the most epic structures imaginable.

Forget about being called a bad daughter for prioritizing your own financial goals – on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your building skills and survival instincts. So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

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CreeperCasa: No Room for Relatives

Adulthood, Backup Plan, Boundaries, CreeperCasa, debt management, family, financial irresponsibility, foreclosure, Inheritance, living alone, Moving, relationship, RELATIVES, room

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world! Just like OP’s cousin and his wife, you may find yourself in a pickle, but fear not – we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual mansion, complete with a gym for all your virtual workouts and a guest room for all your virtual summer guests. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about pesky creditors or HOA fees here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But beware, just like OP’s cousin, you may find yourself in need of some virtual financial assistance. Luckily, our server is filled with generous players who are always willing to lend a virtual hand. So come on in, build your dream world, and remember – you’re never anyone’s backup plan here!

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