Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

smp, sports jokes, sports humor, funny sports, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Reality3 semi-vanilla Fun Zone

Semivanilla, themed building contests, Reality³, Fun, diverse gameplay styles

Welcome to Reality³ Creative/Survival Server!

Opened: 2014 Players on Discord: ~100 Current MC Version: 1.21.4 (ViaVersion support)

What’s Cool Here?

Ranks: Adventurer Rank (creative) ready for you!
Join Discord: Chat with others and stay updated!

Server Info

Server IP: Reality3MC.mcserv.fun
Discord Server: Join our fun community here

Fun Plugins To Enjoy!

Creative/Survival Modes
McMMO
Jobs
UltimateCatcher
Chairs
SimpleblackJack
Time Vote & Weather Vote
Emotes
Arcade Games
GriefDefender

Note: Plugins change often, more may be added!

FAQ

Wanna make an AFK farm? • Go for it!

Want to play solo? • No stress, we respect your space.

Found an abandoned spot? • Claim it if it’s free!

New to Minecraft? • We got your back. Ask away!

Do I need to donate? • Nope! Everything is free. Donations are just a thank you!

Owner Info

The owner is active and listens to you! Suggestions are taken seriously. Our Discord is the best way to reach out. We work hard to keep things smooth and fun for all!

Join us and be part of the fun!

Bedwarsia Fun Zone EU

Skill Based Matchmaking, Innovative Game Modes, Immersive Multiplayer Experience, Competitive Bedwars Tournaments, Dynamic Gameplay Experience

Welcome to Bedwarsia!

Server Name: Bedwarsia Location: Strasbourg, France IP: play.komas19.party Version: 1.8.8 to 1.21.8

What’s Bedwarsia?

Bedwarsia is a cool Bedwars server just for European players. It’s not just another Bedwars server; it’s made for folks in Europe to have a better game.

Why Bedwarsia?

Most Bedwars servers are far away. This one is in Strasbourg, so players in Europe get a better link than if they joined a server in the US. If you’re in western Europe, you’re likely to have a smoother game here.

Server Specs

Host: OVH
RAM: 2GB
Storage: 20GB
vCores: 1
CPU: Intel (not sure which one)

These specs might seem low, but after some tweaks, the server can hold at least 5 players at once. There are plans to switch to Hetzner for even better play next month.

Plugins

Here’s a sneak peek at some plugins:

Bedwars1058
Citizens
LuckPerms
Votifier

There are more, but sharing all of them might let some players find ways to cheat, so keeping it light for now. They even have a special plugin for crates and more.

Join us and enjoy the game!

Xapros SMP: Play, Build, Connect!

player-driven economy, Dedicated Player Support”’, Vanilla, smp, complex farm mechanics

xapros SMP [Vanilla] {1.21.7}

Welcome to xapros SMP!

About Us:

Whitelisted and ready for fun!
18+ only, so keep it chill.
7 months strong, no resets!

Community Vibes:

LGBTQ friendly: All are welcome!
Meet folks from all over the globe.
10-20 players online at peak times.

Server Features:

No lag with top-tier hardware!
Dynamic render for smooth play.
No land claims, but safe from griefers!
Use /ledger inspect to check your stuff.

Spawn Area:

Nice spawn with a trading district.
Trade with diamonds for cool stuff!

Travel System:

Nether Highway for quick trips.
No speed limits on ice boats!

Extras:

Check out the Bluemap for the world view.
Free to play: No cash needed!
Custom Advancements for a fun challenge.
Runs on Fabric for pure vanilla play.

Join Us!

Hop into our Discord to apply. It’s super easy! We can’t wait to see you in our friendly crew! ❤️

MCVerseCity Chill Craft SMP

MCVerseCity, Survival, Chill, Craft, Semi Vanilla

MCVerseCity: Classic Survival Grind

Join the fun in a long-term SMP with a 10-year goal!

Server Features:

Semi-Vanilla
No Reset
Classic Survival
Permanent Claims
Player Markets
Player Warps
Fishing Competitions
72H Dead Chest
Optional PvP
Hard Mode
Clans
Live Map
Armor Stands & Mini Blocks
256k World

What to Expect:

Play like it’s single-player or trade with pals for what you need. Rank up for free as you go!

Chill and build at your own speed. Share and team up as you wish.

Community Vibes:

2 Years Online! A mix of adults from 18 to 70+. The world is only 10% explored!

Gameplay:

Almost pure vanilla with some cool tweaks. Tools for builders like armor stands and mini blocks are here!

Other Servers:

Vanilla: No Grief, 6-12 month worlds
Semi-Hardcore: Testing Phase (Will get wiped)
Creative Plots: For basic fun and litematica pasting

Join Us:

Check out our website for more info and guides!

Discord: Join Here

Cool Features:

72 Hour Dead Chest
Self-managed PvP and Clans
No tp from Nether or End
Large 256k World
Earn claim blocks over time
Mini Blocks & Image Import
Fishing Competitions
Proximity Chat
Chill Community

Get ready to build, trade, and survive!

MineRealm SMP – Join The Fun!

player-centric world design, Join, player-driven economy, Minecraft Legacy Experience, Custom Plugin Enhancements

MineRealm [SMP] *Semi-Vanilla | 1.20-1.21.8 | Est. 2010 | Legit | Custom Plugins*

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IP: classic.minerealm.com

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### What is MineRealm?

MineRealm is a super old public SMP server. It’s been around since 2010 and has had over 265,000 players join. The server has a chill and friendly vibe, with a small map that grows slowly. New land pops up in the latest Minecraft version. They use a classic plot system and have grief protection to keep builds safe. While it feels like vanilla, some cool features help players connect and survive longer.

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### Why Join MineRealm?

– No pay-to-win stuff, all legit survival. – Grief-free fun with CoreProtect. – Player-made world, no fake hubs or pre-built stuff. – Unique features from custom plugins. – No world resets, your builds stay forever. – Public stuff to help players grow.

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### Server Info:

IP: classic.minerealm.com Website: minerealm.com Live Map: minerealm.com/map/ Wiki: wiki.minerealm.com Discord: Join Us!

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Whether you like building, exploring, or playing with redstone, MineRealm is a solid place for long-term fun. Join now and help make MineRealm even better!

Hardcore SMP: No Pay Win Zone

Custom Item Integration, Pay, unique server events, Engaging Multiplayer Dynamics, ”’Hardcore Survival Experience

Hardcore SMP Server Info

Welcome to Hardcore SMP! This is the place for all who love a tough survival game. Here’s what makes it special:

Key Features

No World Resets Keep your hard work! Your world stays as is.
Player-Driven Economy No shops here! Players trade with each other. Earn coins by beating mobs and finding loot.
Land Claiming Protect your land! Claim your space so no one can mess with it. If you die, your claim is gone.
Cool Items
- Crowbar: Use it once to grab a mob spawner.
- Soup of Life: Drink it for an extra heart. Both can be bought with coins.

Fair Play

Non-Pay-to-Win Only one rank, VIP, and it’s all looks, no boosts. You can revive if you die, but it resets your stuff.

Join Us

Server Address: hardcore-smp.com
For consoles, add HardcoreSMP as a friend.

Join Our Discord!

Be part of our fun community! Join here

Get ready for some hardcore fun!

Atoq SMP Modded Fun 1.21.1

1.21.1, smp, Atoq, unique gameplay mechanics, Modded

Atoq SMP Server Info

Welcome to Atoq! Atoq is a cool vanilla+ origins SMP for all.

Features:

⏰ Long Seasons
✨ Fun Events & Polls
✅ Easy Form App
👥 Great Community
🌌 In-Game Voice Chat & Paint Mods
🔍 Java v1.21.1
🦇 Custom Origins
🎥 Content Promo Channels

LGBT+ and neurodivergent friendly! 😄

Join the fun on Discord: Join Us!

PogSMP Chill Towny Jobs Fun!

friendly gameplay atmosphere, expansive exploration zones, smp, Thriving Player Shops, Minecraft Community Builders

PogSMP Server Info

Welcome to PogSMP! A chill, non-pay to win server where folks just wanna play Minecraft together. It’s all about fun and community!

What We Offer

Jobs: Get paid for your work!
Player Shops: Trade with others.
Bartering: Swap items like a pro.
Economy: A whole lot of cool stuff.

Join Us!

We want new pals to help grow our server. If you like a laid-back vibe, come hang out! 😊

Server Details

Discord

Join us here: Discord (It’s a must! Get updates when others are online!)

Dynmap

Check it out: Dynmap

Java Edition

IP: pogsmp.global-bans.org

Bedrock Edition

IP: bedrock.global-bans.org
Port: 19132

Just wiped the server, so it’s a fresh start! Come build and play!

Warped Donkey SMP — Chill Craft

Community Building Challenges, player-driven storytelling, Unique Biome Discoveries, Donkey, Custom game modes

🐴 Warped Donkey SMP

Type: Vanilla Style: Chill, Hermit-Craft Inspired Community: LGBTQIA+ Friendly Access: Whitelist Map: Bluemap Status: Fresh Wipe

Server Rules

No griefing
No land claiming

Features

Easy world nav with Bluemap
Zero pay-to-win
No game-breaking commands

Join Us!

Server IP: warpeddonkey.xyz Hop in game to grab the link for the Discord!

Warped Donkey is all about fun and good vibes. The crew is friendly, and the rules are simple. Come hang out!

Sports Tricks

Welcome to Reality³ Creative/Survival Server!

What’s Cool Here?

Fun Plugins To Enjoy!

FAQ

Owner Info

Welcome to Bedwarsia!

What’s Bedwarsia?

Why Bedwarsia?

Server Specs

Plugins

xapros SMP [Vanilla] {1.21.7}

Welcome to xapros SMP!

Join Us!

MCVerseCity: Classic Survival Grind

Server Features:

What to Expect:

Community Vibes:

Gameplay:

Other Servers:

Join Us:

Cool Features:

Hardcore SMP Server Info

Key Features

Fair Play

Join Us

Join Our Discord!

Atoq SMP Server Info

Features:

PogSMP Server Info

What We Offer

Join Us!

Server Details

Discord

Dynmap

Java Edition

Bedrock Edition

🐴 Warped Donkey SMP

Server Rules

Features

Join Us!