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Media Minecraft SMP Sports Ownership Exposer

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs out of their snouts. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started breakdancing instead of exploding!

But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing and are always looking for new recruits. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you the power to turn into a unicorn whenever you want.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

Bill’s Hype Minecraft SMP – Josh’s Pranksters

AFC East, Bill’s hype, bills, Buffalo, Buffalo Bills, championship hopes, Disappointment, fan reactions, football, hype, Josh Allen, Joshs, Minecraft, NFL, playoff destiny, PLAYOFFS, postseason pressure, pranksters, Quarterback, smp, sports, sports media, super bowl, team letdown, team performance, underestimation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of being let down by your teammates in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we guarantee that you will never be disappointed by your fellow players! Just like Josh Allen in the playoffs, you will be surrounded by a team that will always have your back…even if they have to build a fortress around you to protect you from creepers. So come join us and experience the thrill of victory without the agony of defeat!

Game Over Sports Minecraft SMP

end of sports, Game, Minecraft, smp, sports, sports analysis, sports cancellation, sports commentary, sports coverage, sports crisis, sports debate, sports discussion, sports events, sports fans, sports future, sports industry, sports journalism, sports leagues, sports media, sports news, sports season, sports shutdown, sports world

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of running around in circles on the soccer field or getting hit in the face with a dodgeball? Well, say goodbye to sports and hello to our Minecraft SMP! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off zombie hordes with a diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can impress the llama king with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last guy asked for a lifetime supply of carrots and now he’s drowning in them).

So why waste your time with boring old sports when you can join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, diamonds, and maybe even a dragon or two? Don’t miss out, join today and start crafting your own epic story!

SMP Smackdown: Minecraft SMP – The B-est Show in Town

B show, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Show, SmackDown, Smackdown brand, Smackdown Live, smp, Sports Entertainment, sports media, television, TOWN, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling commentary., wrestling critics, wrestling debate, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wwe, WWE history, WWE programming, wwe smackdown, wwe universe

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Love Letters Sent:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Void Gems Collected:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary players, the Builders and the Griefers. Will the Builders be able to create magnificent structures without them being blown up by the mischievous Griefers? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs from any player who dares to come near them.

And let’s not forget about the mysterious Hermit who roams the server, leaving behind cryptic clues and riddles for players to solve. Rumor has it that whoever solves all of the Hermit’s puzzles will be granted access to the legendary Diamond Castle, where untold riches await.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Target Practice Minecraft Server

>0 shots on target, Analysis, criticism, football, goal-scoring, match statistics, Minecraft, player performance, Practice, Server, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports journalism, sports media, sports opinion, Target, team performance, what’s wrong with this shithole

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

MotivateCraft Server

goal-setting, MotivateCraft, motivation, productivity, remote work, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reliance, self-accountability, self-discipline, self-discipline tips, self-driven, self-management, self-motivated, self-motivation strategies, Server, solo work, staying focused, staying motivated, staying productive, Time management, work from home

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the mobs are actually intelligent and team up to take you down. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

Need some motivation to keep building and exploring? How about the fact that our server is actually a giant treasure hunt, with hidden loot scattered all over the map? And rumor has it, there’s a diamond block at the end of the rainbow – literally!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old grind and embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

MineParentVillage

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Are you a single parent trying to navigate the treacherous waters of raising kids in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with helpful villagers who will babysit your little ones while you mine for diamonds. Need a break from the chaos of parenting in the virtual world? Our support system includes virtual therapy sessions with a wise old Minecraft wizard who will help you navigate the ups and downs of parenthood.

But wait, there’s more! Our community resources include a secret underground daycare run by friendly creepers who promise not to explode (most of the time). So come join us on this epic adventure and let us help you raise your Minecraft kids in style!

RapeCraft: Crushin’ Uprisings with Impunity

activism, crushin, feminist movement, gender-based violence, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, impunity, iran, METOO, MIDDLE EAST, political repression, protest, rape, RapeCraft, resistance, security forces, sexual violence, social justice, uprising, UPRISINGS, violence against women, Woman Life Freedom, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Animals Bred:	114	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun! our players are so wild, they once built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds instead of eggs. yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS!

and get this, our admins are like wizards, they can make pigs fly and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a magical circus up in here! plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every day? players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords, fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons. it’s like a scene from a crazy action movie, but in minecraft form.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the chaos begin! who knows what kind of wacky adventures u’ll have. just remember, anything goes in this world of madness!

ShoulderCraft: Left vs Right vs Good vs Bad

aging, aging gracefully, bad, bad shoulder, body awareness, body changes, flexibility, Good, good shoulder, health, Injury prevention, joint pain, left, left shoulder, Mobility, muscle strength, Old, physical therapy, Rehabilitation, right shoulder, self-care, shoulder pain, ShoulderCraft, young

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

join this epic minecraft server where your left and right shoulder will battle it out for supremacy! will your good shoulder prevail or will your bad shoulder reign supreme? only one way to find out, join now and witness the ultimate showdown in the world of minecraft! plus, rumor has it that the legendary shoulder armor can only be found on this server, so get ready to gear up and dominate the competition. come on, what are you waiting for? your shoulders are calling for you to join the fun!

PixelPaws Minecraft Server

animation, Anthropomorphic, art, character design, Character development, character portrayal, controversy, criticism, entertainment industry, Fandom, FANTASY, female character, fictional character, Furry, gender stereotypes, internet culture, media representation, Minecraft, objectification, PixelPaws, Server, Sexualization, social commentary

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Emeralds Found:	5933	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Crops Grown:	4088	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a custom skin of a super sexy fox lady that will make you question your own sanity! Join now to experience the ultimate blend of blocky gameplay and questionable arousal! Who knew pixels could be so hot?

MaxiCraft Minecraft Server

ancient rome, bloodthirsty, Chaos, cuck, Dead, emperor, Emperor Maximus, Empire, Historical figures, Life, luxurious, maxicraft, Maximus, Minecraft, power, Republic, Republic of Rome, roman empire, Rome, Server, Son, Supreme power, Unbelievably

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the glory days of ancient Rome…but with a twist! Join us and become the ultimate Emperor, ruling over your own empire with luxurious bloodthirsty power.

Imagine a world where you can plot against your enemies, build magnificent coliseums for epic battles, and even cuck your own son for ultimate power. Only on our server can you experience the true madness of being a Roman Emperor.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you are the one true Maximus, destined to bring chaos and glory to the Empire. Just remember, Rome should be a Republic again…but only after you’ve had your fill of power and conquest.

SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

accident, anger, Boyfriend, car shopping, Communication, Commute, Conflict, Driving, Frustration, hounding, insurance, Minecraft, missed opportunity, oversleeping, relationship, Reliability, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, Server, SleepyCraft, Transportation, Trust

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2428	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2382	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this boyfriend did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and never misses a beat. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community that will never leave you hanging like a missed car appointment. Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t even need to set an alarm to log on – we’ll make sure you never oversleep again! So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, of course. See you there!

BlockBanned: No More Mom’s Basement!

adult behavior, adult son, banning, basement, BlockBanned, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, gaming addiction, gaming culture, gender stereotypes, inappropriate language, moms, online behavior, online gaming, parental control, parenting, punishment, raising children, sexist behavior, teenage boy, verbal abuse, video games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Divine Spears Created:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchantments Applied:	53
Magic Items Found:	8233	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where toxic behavior is not tolerated? Look no further! Our server is so wholesome, even Karen would approve.

Join us and leave behind the days of shouting obscenities at strangers online. Our community is all about spreading positivity and building each other up, literally in the world of Minecraft.

We don’t care if you’re a man, woman, or even a creeper – everyone is welcome here. And if you start spewing sexist nonsense, well, let’s just say your virtual house might mysteriously disappear overnight.

So come on over and join us for a fun and respectful gaming experience. And hey, if you need a break from the kitchen or bedroom, we’ve got plenty of adventures waiting for you in the virtual world. See you there!

GazaCeaseFire2021

American-backed proposal, Biden administration, cease-fire agreement, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza cease-fire, GazaCeaseFire2021, global support, Hamas, international diplomacy, Israel, joe biden, Middle East crisis, Middle East peace, ongoing conflict, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, U.S. president, united states

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a presidential debate! u.s. president joe biden himself couldn’t even seal a gaza cease-fire deal, but we promise our pvp battles are even more intense than that! with global support (well, maybe not from israel or hamas), you know this server is the real deal. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane fun, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in politics!

CrazyCatCraft

BIZARRE, Cats, Communication, CrazyCatCraft, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, culture, Diversity, Felines, Global, internet, ONLINE, perspective, Pets, social media, society, Technology, Unique, virtual, world wide web

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	634
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

LOL come join this server cuz we have CATS EVERYWHERE, like seriously, they run the show here. We got cat kingdoms, cat castles, even cat cafes where you can sip on milk while petting a fluffy feline. It’s a purr-fect paradise for all you cat lovers out there. Plus, rumor has it that the cats are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world one meow at a time. So if you want to be part of the ultimate cat conspiracy, hop on this server and join the fur-ocious fun!