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Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Emeralds Found:	6508
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

/ A F L / Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Void Gems Collected:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Carlton, our resident llama, attempting to build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes? Yeah, it’s totally real and definitely not just a rumor spread by our mischievous admin.

So come on, join us and laugh at Carlton’s general shenanigans while embarking on your own wacky adventures in this wild Minecraft world!

Skyblock Realms

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	708
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Connect with the IP: SBrealms.com

Skyblock Realms Features: – Custom plugins. – Enhanced economic system. – Advanced island protection. – Custom islands. – Numerous parkour courses. – We offer several server realms (i.e.: Ice, Fire). – And of course, completely lag free.

At Skyblock Realms, our goal is to provide you with free, non-stop entertainment of the highest quality while ensuring uninterrupted game play. Enjoy your time at Skyblock Realms!

SBrealms.com

TekVille

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Farms Harvested:	104
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1439	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to TekVille! Original Minecraft Feel. PVP in Arena only. Protection Stones. Plenty of Uninhabited Land!

Come build a homestead on a mostly empty new world! Also jobs available.

We now have the Horses Plugin!

We also have four PVP arenas and a Mob Arena! Not to mention creative build contests on the weekends. Lots of fun activities!

tekville.thetekninja.com

Wynncraft

PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Wynncraft is a unique Minecraft MMORPG experience. Adventure into deep and epic quests, level up to unlock new powerful spells, and find rare gear to help you in your travels! No mods required!

You cannot build in it, but you can explore the world freely.

We feature quests, dungeons, a massive exciting world, unique weapons, bosses, an interactive spell system, a skill system, levels, trading, horse training, town invasions, and much much more.

Our inviting community would love to have you.

play.wynncraft.com

Xeal Gaming

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4879	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	147	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

ABOUT US Xeal Gaming provides you a world-class gaming experience regardless of your age and nationality. You will get to meet players from various continents, and build great friendships through Xeal’s forums and Teamspeak. You will be empowered to play Minecraft in every imaginable way; farming in your own colossal skyscrapers, PVP in carefully built arenas, mining deep within the earth, building your most epic architectural creation, and more. Your creations and properties are protected from other players’ destruction with our Faction Plugin and the enforcement of our staff team. Even if property has been destroyed, staff can rollback such actions, and every player will be more than willing to lend you a hand in helping you recover.

Survival World – Also known as the main world of the server, this world is in Survival (SMP) mode and is the world that the server revolves around. There are many MMO aspects to this world including factions, economy, shops, jobs and so much more!

Games World – This world is filled with excitement! Play a game Parkour, PvP, or even TNTRun! There are various difficulties and themes to the parkour arenas! The arenas are fully functional and can range from “babysteps” to “damnhard!”. The games world will never cease to fulfill your amusement!

Plots World – Creative mode is given on this world, you can unleash your creativity here and build as you so desire, starting with 2 extremely large plots of size 80×80 is given to each player! More plots are allocated to people of higher rank or people whom have donated to the server.

SkyBlock World – Live on an island, invite your friends to help you on your journey to become the top island on the server, get resources by building farms and completing challenges!

Survival Games – Fight to the death against other players in order to gain the winning position! There are chests filled with loot waiting for adventurers like you to open them and discover the weapons and armour inside of them!

SERVER HARDWARE Powerful Dedicated i7-4770K at 4.2 GHz – Lagless TPS! (19.8-20) -Dedicated Memory! (12GB) – High Average Players! (25-60) -24/7 Uptime! (Never down) – Hosted in SG (with low ping!) – KeepInventory = TRUE – Active staff and admins

play.xealgaming.net

block city jail

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20

block city jail

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Broncin

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Towns Built:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Broncin Network is a unique and engaging network of servers. If you choose to play with us, you will enjoy a wide variety of unique and exciting gamemodes new to Minecraft. We offer something for everyone, so we are sure you’ll have a great time on our network! Hope to see you online soon! 🙂

Hub.Broncin.net

Sarcacraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	100	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

**Features: Freebuild – Normal terrain, survival mode building Pro Flat World – Infinite flat world for skilled rank and above Emporium – The best builds are kept here **Survival Worlds: Survival – Normal factions-based survival Insanity – Ghost zombies, flying witches **Minigame Worlds: Parkour – Jumping puzzles. Levels added once in a while Spleef – Classic digging battles Escape – A small game based on teamwork MobArena – Fight mobs Survival Games – The usual Hunger Games based PVP Slime PVP – PVP by throwing slimes at others Duck Hunt – Shoot chicken down as they fall

mc.sarc.biz

MinecraftPolska.net

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

MinecraftPolska.net

lobby.mc-pl.net

JezzCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to JezzCraft! We’re a fantastic Towny survival server with lively staff. When you first join, you will be greeted with an interactive spawn and a useful starter kit from which you can plonk the first blocks of your new town. You can earn money (you start with $1000) in our extensive economy by selling blocks or using our Jobs plugin which you can then spend at our extensive shop. You can also make ChestShops of your own which allow them to sell items to other players. We also have McMMO which adds a quality RPG-style experience and a creative world for those who want to show off their building skills. We are proud to host a mob arena as well as a PVP arena for those who wish to challenge their friends to a battle. We hope you and your friends decide to log onto this splendid server. Have a nice day.

jezzcraft.nn.pe:25575

KaizerCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Private Mine-craft Server, Online: 24/7 Location: Singapore Slot: 100

IP: kaizercraft.no-ip.org Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/kaizercraft/ Skype: kaizercraft Donation paypal: [email protected]

Any inquire can contact me as below. Join us now u will get good item in your chest when u join. Do not ask for rank. Will not be entertain. Do not cheat. Do not hack.

kaizercraft.no-ip.org