sports curse Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cursed Sports Team Minecraft SMP

Bad Luck, cursed, cursed franchise, cursed history, cursed sports franchise, cursed sports team, Doomed, Hexed, Jinxed, Minecraft, smp, sports, sports curse, sports hex, sports jinx, sports misfortune, sports superstition, sports team, sports woes, TEAM, team curse, Unfortunate, Unlucky, unlucky team

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	New Chunks Explored:	430964
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	184
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the most cursed sports team you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a team of zombie pigmen challenge you to a game of soccer using TNT blocks as the ball. And guess what? The referee is a creeper wearing a whistle around its neck!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground arena where players battle it out in intense PvP matches while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a sports team that’s more cursed and chaotic than this one? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Crafty Mavericks: Where even the blocks are rooting for a win!

#dallas sports, bad luck transfer, blocks, cowboys, Crafty, dallas cowboys, Dallas curse, Dallas luck, dallas mavericks, Dallas Stars, Dallas success, Dallas teams, luck of the Cowboys, Mavericks, Mavericks winning, Rangers winning, rooting, sports curse, sports luck, sports teams, Stars winning, Texas Rangers, Texas sports, WIN, winning streak

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	928882	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of being on a losing streak like the Dallas Cowboys? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical curse that guarantees you will always be on the winning team! Join us and watch as your luck turns around faster than you can say “touchdown!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually powered by the tears of defeated sports teams, so you know it’s gotta be good. So come on over and experience the thrill of victory like never before!

Block Breakup Blunders

BLOCK, Blunders, Breakup

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Potions Brewed:	110

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you get over that heartbreak in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and let the power of pixelated blocks heal your broken heart. Build a fortress so strong that not even your ex’s apologies can break through. Dig deep into the earth and find treasures that will make you forget all about that jerk who broke your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of love experts who will give you the best advice on how to move on and find someone even better. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Minecraft be your rebound relationship. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!

BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, BradleyCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, firepower, FOREIGN AID, legend, Military, military assistance, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military support, military technology, Minecraft, Old US Bradleys, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US army, War, weapons

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and epicness, ya feel me?

So, get this, right? We got these old US Bradleys in Ukraine, and they’re like becoming LEGENDS, bro! It’s like they’re coming to life and wreaking havoc on all the noobs in the server. It’s insane, man!

When you join this server, you’ll be like a warrior in a battle for survival. You’ll be slaying dragons, building epic castles, and making alliances with other players. It’s like a freakin’ movie, dude!

And let me tell ya, when you finally get your hands on the weapons you need, you’ll be unstoppable. You’ll be like a god among mortals, raining down destruction on anyone who dares to challenge you.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server now and show the world what you’re made of! Let’s do this!

Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

Afghanistan, Babes, banned, bare faces, blocky, faces, female rights, gender discrimination, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, restrictive laws, Taliban, Taliban control, Taliban laws, Taliban oppression, Taliban restrictions, VOICES, women’s autonomy, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, women’s representation, women’s visibility, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!

We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!

Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!

LoveCraftedBrains

brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain mapping, brain regions, brain scans, brain stimulation, Cerebral Cortex, cognitive functions, cognitive psychology, emotional response, fMRI, functional magnetic resonance imaging, love, LoveCraftedBrains, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, research, types of love

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	24	Runes Activated:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

so like, u ever wonder what luv looks like in ur brain? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got scientists using fancy machines to see where ur brain lights up when u think about luv. it’s like a rave party in ur head, dude! join us and unlock the mysteries of luv in the most lit way possible. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour for those who can show us their brain’s luv vibes. come on, join us and let’s get funky with luv in minecraft!

Flare SMP: Where the vanilla is semi, the whitelist is tight, and the shenanigans are full-on!

Community, Cosmetics, decorations, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, fullon, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Protection, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, smp, Summer event, Survival, tight, Vanilla, Whitelist, wow

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchantments Applied:	113
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	549438	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
Founded on: April 14, 2023
Features: Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Primary Language: English
Server Leadership: International, with German players

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes your server different from Vanilla Minecraft?	Our server offers additional features like Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO for skill leveling, GSit for unique sitting options, FlareDeathMessages for custom death messages, Pets for cosmetic companions, and more.
Is the server active and long-term?	Yes, the server is a long-term project with no planned end, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience.
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, but there are also German players within the community.
Are there any upcoming events or updates?	Yes, a summer event with new content and rewards is soon to start. Additionally, a new server called “Flare Adventures” is in development for a classic MMORPG experience.

WarCraftJewels Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Conflict, conspiracy theories, cultural tensions, discrimination, extremism, Genocide, Global Issues, History, Holocaust, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, persecution, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Religion, Server, Stereotypes, violence, WarCraftJewels, Wars

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s most pressing questions like “Why do Jews constantly cause wars?”

Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers where players can uncover ancient mysteries and conspiracy theories. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the lost city of Atlantis and uncover the true origins of the Illuminati.

But that’s not all! We have epic PvP battles where players can fight to the death using enchanted diamond swords and magical potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why Jews constantly cause wars (spoiler alert: it’s probably because they’re secretly controlling the world with their mind-bending powers).

KindCraft SMP – Be Kind to Each Other

acceptance, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperation, Diversity, Empathy, equality, Harmony, Humanity, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, love, oneness, Peace, Respect, smp, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Potions Brewed:	133
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where we are all one big dysfunctional family! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon. – Our admin is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a diamond block with a flick of his wand. – If you join, you’ll be gifted a pet creeper that only explodes on command. It’s the perfect way to prank your friends! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into the belly of a giant lava monster. Don’t worry, it’s friendly. – Our server currency is actually emerald-encrusted golden carrots. Who needs diamonds when you can have blinged-out veggies?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and plenty of laughs along the way!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

animal responsibility, anxiety, apartment living, barking dog, certified dog, college life, college town, first week, golden retriever, inhumane, lease agreement, Minecraft, no pets, pet agreement, pet ownership, pet policy, puppy, PuppyPurge, roommate, roommate conflict, roommates, Server, University

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only pets allowed are virtual ones! Why deal with the stress of real-life pet drama when you can join a server full of pixelated puppies and kitties instead?

Join us for a wild adventure where golden retriever puppies are certified to do backflips and unicorns roam the land. No need to worry about cleaning up after your roommate’s pet, because the only mess you’ll encounter here is the occasional creeper explosion.

So come on in and leave the real world behind – on our server, the only beef you’ll encounter is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. Sign up now and let the virtual fun begin!

FightClubCraft

aita, Apologize.., christmas present, DAUGHTER, Doll, expensive, Fight, FightClubCraft, Friends, play date, purpose, reimbursement, school club, son not welcome, telling mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset, wrong, young

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Votes:	3368	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a virtual playdate with your friends and their kids, where anything can happen.

Experience the thrill of snapping dolls in our virtual world – but be prepared for the consequences! Our players take their dolls very seriously, just like Amy and Ben. Will you be the one to make Amy cry and refuse to play with you ever again?

Join us for outrageous playdates where expensive dolls are the norm and parents are willing to reimburse you for any damages. Who knew dolls for a 7-year-old could cost so much? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Make friends, break dolls, and navigate the complex relationships between kids and parents. Will you be the one to banish a player from your virtual house for snapping dolls on purpose? Or will you forgive and forget, just like Jane suggests?

Come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where kids are kids and drama is just a click away. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual playdate gone wrong – but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

air defense, airspace, ALERT, Breach, China, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Japan, jets, Military, military escalation, Minecraft, reconnaissance, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, Tensions, territorial dispute

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8535

yo, dis server be so lit dat even countries be fightin’ ova it! imagine playin’ Minecraft and suddenly Japan be sendin’ jets to take down China’s recon plane tryna sneak into da server! join us and be part of da epic battle for control of dis epic virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have dis level of excitement in Minecraft? come join da fun and see what crazy shenanigans happen next!