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Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1977
Void Gems Collected:	38	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

coding, coding challenges, coding community, coding support, computer science, Daily, daily thread, debugging, dpt, Minecraft, Pain, programming, programming advice, programming discussion, programming feedback, programming help, Programming Languages, programming questions, programming resources, programming tips, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technology, Thread

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7297	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

September 2025 Minecraft Server

apocalyptic visions, cars parked sideways, Confused, confusion, Decline, disorientation, future events, good luck, grocery store, intervals, Lost, Minecraft, Panic, POL, Preparation, screaming, September, SEPTEMBER 2025, Server, societal breakdown, Survival mindset, uncertainty, unexpected occurrences

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, cosmetic dentistry, cosmetic procedures, dating preferences, dental aesthetics, dental care, dental hygiene, facial features, first impressions, individual preferences, McSharp, Minecraft, oral health, Personal preferences, personal taste, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical characteristics, sharp teeth, smp, Toothy, turn off, Unique Features, unique traits

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	756	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

BlockBros – Minecraft Server

BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further, because our server is the Rainbow Destined to Burn with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – they’re like the Avengers, but in Minecraft form.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song are fighting to be the weapon banner. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll feel like you’re redeeming Primogems in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and forge your own destiny with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Xilonen of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diffusion General

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, Discord, Forge, general, Learn to inpaint, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, Train LORAs, webUI extension, Yuu vill be zee perfekt test subjekt edition

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret laboratory where we conduct experiments on unsuspecting players! That’s right, you could be the next test subject for our crazy scientific endeavors!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of furries who love to roleplay and create amazing art. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re out of this world!

So come join us on this wild ride of Stable Diffusion madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations). Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of possibilities in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for the catbox – you never know what secrets it might hold!

Britains Last Stand Minecraft Server

Analysis, brexit, Britain, britain’s, consequences, countdown, Crisis, Economy, european union, Evaluation, Future, Government, Impact, Minecraft, perspective, Politics, prediction, Server, society, speculation, Stand, Timeline, uk, uncertainty

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	970	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7395	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of waiting for Britain to crumble? Join our Minecraft server and witness the chaos unfold in real time! Build your own apocalypse bunker and prepare for the end of days in style. Who needs Brexit drama when you can have explosive creeper encounters instead? Join now and see how long Britain can hold on before it all goes up in flames!

Del Rio’s Diamond Dynasty Minecraft SMP

aew, Appearance, character portrayal, comparison, controversial, current MJF, del, Del Rio, Diamond, DYNASTY, ethnicity, kike phenotype, lookalike, Mexican wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, public perception, racial identity, rios, Similarities, smp, spic, Stereotypes, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! We’ve got a mix of 99% kike phenotype and 1% spic, creating a melting pot of hilarity and chaos.

Join us if you want to see players who look like a bizarre combination of current MJF and a confused llama. Our server is like a circus, with players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen.

But beware, our community is so wild that you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall out of your chair. So come on in and join the madness, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything goes!

REALMS ❤️ SKYBLOCK AND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

administrators, Beginner, Community, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Large Online, Minecraft, Mini Games, Moderators, Monsters, No Dupe, open world, PC, Phone, Pirate, Private, Quests, Realms, Resources, Rewards, Russian, seasoned player, Shelters, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Updates, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ores Mined:	1318	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to the Realms Network server – your ideal choice for exciting Minecraft adventures!

What awaits you?

— Survival: Immerse yourself in an open world full of dangers and discoveries. Fight monsters, get resources, build shelters and make your way to survival!

— Skyblock: Start with a tiny island in the sky and turn it into a real masterpiece. Prove that you can cope with any difficulties, relying only on your skills!

— Fresh Minecraft update (1.21.1): Play on the latest version with the latest features and mechanics.

— Friendly community: A team of administrators and moderators is always ready to help. Our active community will not leave you alone – find like-minded people and take the test together!

? What makes Realms Network stand out?

— Progressive game modes and events that don’t let you get bored.

– Attention to detail – stable server, no lags and regular updates.

— Unique quests, mini-games and rewards for active players!

Join and start your journey today!

? IP for PC and phone: play.realmsmc.ru

? Our Discord: discord.com/invite/MX7fmX5aAt

There’s something for everyone here, from beginner to seasoned player.

play.realmsmc.ru:19132

Trash Town Minecraft Server

A, Anime, Backlash, Community, confusion, Disappointment, disappointment in fandom, discussion, fanbase, Fandom, Frustration, Garbage, internet culture, lasting impact., memes, Minecraft, online forums, Opinions, Server, social media, TOWN, Trash, trends, viral

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Animals Bred:	197	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Items Found:	5806	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that have no lasting impact on your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to sweep you off your feet (literally, we have a broom plugin)!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as creepers explode in jealousy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the land with an army of feathered warriors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave (seriously, we have a trapdoor plugin that prevents you from logging out).

The Big Bucks Minecraft SMP

athletes, Basketball, big, Bucks, Championship, championship game, Competition, competition level, earnings, FINALS, Financial Success, highest payrolls, Minecraft, MONEY, Players, professional athletes, professional sports, salary, smp, sports, sports industry, sports leagues, Teams, top earners

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	190751	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the payrolls are low and the competition is weak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the two highest payrolls going head to head in the ultimate battle for supremacy! Join now to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history and see who will come out on top with the biggest paycheck!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that one of the players has a secret base filled with diamonds and gold blocks, just waiting to be raided by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover the hidden treasures and claim your rightful riches?

Don’t miss out on the excitement and drama of our Minecraft SMP. Join today and experience a world like no other, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher!