Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Votes:	4279	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Equilibrium | Survival | Economy | Auctions |

Auctions, Economy, equilibrium, PvP, Survival, Survivalpvp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Join Equil, a survival server with a fun economy and auctions.Trade, buy, and sell items to grow your wealth.Win rare items in our auctions.Start your adventure today!

Our Discordhttps://discord.com/invite/ybdCdMA8GY

Our Webstorehttps://equilibrium-shop.tebex.io/

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The ‘Minelanders: Where your worst enemy is a creeper, not your fellow Minecrafter!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Towns Built:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

⛏ The ‘Minelanders ⛏

Server Address	mc.minelanders.com
Version	1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible]
Discord	https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z

Overview:

The ‘Minelanders started in 2019 and have been operating every year since! We launched the 6th Edition of the server last month! In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a cozy Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. We’re a server with plenty to offer! We believe that Minecraft can be political and strategic when other players get involved. So whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or even just playing some Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Feel free to join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. And any time you’re ready to start – survival is only 50 blocks away. Hope to see you playing on the ‘Minelanders soon!

Community Nights!

Every couple weeks we host custom made maps/events for the community! Escape rooms, capture the flag, adventure maps, and more! These events are separate from survival, but offer an awesome opportunity to engage with the community and experience Minecraft in a new way. Many have been created by players on the server!

Vanilla Reimagined

General Information We love the potential of vanilla Minecraft but feel some aspects of the game have not been properly balanced to allow for vanilla to flourish. Through the use plugins and extensive player feedback we have rebalanced Elytras, autofarms, and more. No longer is there one “right” way to play, as we have allowed for all sorts of other forms of gameplay to be valid!

Features

Plot Protection	We offer plot protection in four sizes for in-game currency. You have to earn them! Note: Plots intentionally do NOT protect chests – only blocks.
Player Shops	We have player shop chests available to sell things to other players. Our admin shops are already set up for players to earn money.
Clans	We have clans, which allow you to team up with existing players or make your own clan with your friends.
Map Size	The map size is limited to keep players relatively close – but it is still spacious with a 6k block diameter, which was just expanded with the release of 1.21. The Nether has been increased in size (3:1 ratio rather than 8:1) to compensate for the smaller map.
Donations	Donations to keep the server running are welcome, but give no in-game advantages.

Rules:

Play in good faith
Be respectful of other players
No asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoying
Griefing is allowed, Lavacasting is not
No cheating
Alt accounts must be known to staff
No releasing personal information about another player
Circumventing intended server behavior is prohibited

Pictures from the last edition of the server^(It’s too early for big builds in this edition!) Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern, TRS main base, Vix’s Cottage, Bina’s Parenting School, Ponlm00’s Wild West

CraftySouthMC Server

Chile, Chilean wine, CONO SUR, CraftySouthMC, csg, DYEL, eco-friendly practices, general, organic wine, Pinot Noir, Red wine, Sauvignon Blanc, Server, south america, South American wine, sustainable farming, Vineyard, vineyard tour, white wine, wine, wine tasting., winery

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of wimpy servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, look no further, because on our server, we only accept the swolest of players in our DYEL (Do You Even Lift) General!

Join us if you want to embark on crazy quests like bench pressing creepers, deadlifting Endermen, and squatting zombies. Our server is so hardcore, even the diamonds are afraid of us!

But that’s not all, folks! We have an exclusive PvP arena where you can challenge other players to epic lifting competitions. Show off your gains and flex on your enemies as you crush them in battle!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /CSG/- DYEL GENERAL and prove to the Minecraft world that you not only lift blocks, but you also lift spirits!

”NoHomoCraft – LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server”

#MoeChart, chartanon, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, Friendly, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, LGBTQ, Minecraft, NoHomoCraft, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, Server, specific element, tech support, useful things, visual novel, VN help, VN links

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	5803	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of cute anime girls.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy plot twists, and heart-pounding action as you navigate through our pixelated world. Need help with your Minecraft game? No worries, just follow our 5-step guide to success, including reading the readme and Googling your problems like a pro.

Looking for a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive library of custom Minecraft mods and plugins. And don’t forget to check out our FAQs, recommendations, and other useful things to enhance your gaming experience.

So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible, even if it involves building a giant statue of your favorite anime character out of blocks. Previous players have described our server as “mind-blowing” and “life-changing,” so don’t miss out on the fun!

PreggoPanic Minecraft Server

cousin rivalry, emotional manipulation, extended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family involvement, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, in-laws, Jealousy, long distance family, Minecraft, PreggoPanic, Pregnancy, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy guilt, pregnancy shaming, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	82
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land of endless possibilities, a player joined our server and built a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. Legend has it that they tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. The server chat was filled with laughter and joy as players embarked on epic quests and built friendships that lasted a lifetime.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the drama of family dynamics can’t touch you here. No more phone calls interrupting your gaming sessions, no more guilt trips about being pregnant, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us and leave your real-life problems at the door. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “heck” without getting banned? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Our community is all about spreading positivity and love, so instead of saying “Fuck You,” we say “Fudge Nuggets”! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and hilarious shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to dance to disco music. So come on, join us and let the fudge nuggets fly!

Blocky Booty Fun Land

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like the anal sex of Minecraft servers – it’s a little taboo, but once you try it, you’ll never want to go back!

Join us for a server experience that’s so addicting, it’ll have you coming back for more like a zombie chasing after brains. Our community is as tight-knit as a pair of diamond leggings, and we guarantee you’ll have a blast building, exploring, and surviving with us.

So why join our server? Well, let’s just say that once you’ve experienced the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a pig, you’ll never want to play on another server again. Plus, our in-game currency is so abundant, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Enderman.”

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that’s as unforgettable as a creeper blowing up your best build!

LegendCraft: Where Fiction Comes to Life!

Character development, creative writing, FANTASY, fantasy genre, fantasy stories, fantasy worlds, Fiction, fictional characters, folklore, imagination, imagination in fiction, legendcraft, Legends, Life, literary devices, Myths, Narrative structure, old legends, plot twists, storytelling, Storytelling techniques, True, Worldbuilding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	222	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

HEY U! DO U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE A FANTASY STORY COME TO LIFE! LEGENDS R REAL HERE, LIKE LITERALLY REAL! U WANNA FIGHT A DRAGON? WE GOT ONE! WANNA RIDE A UNICORN? WE GOT THOSE TOO!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY GHOSTS OF CREEPERS PAST, WHO WILL PRANK U WHEN U LEAST EXPECT IT! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE TALKING TREES THAT GIVE OUT QUESTS FOR DIAMONDS!

SO, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT WORLD LIKE NO OTHER, JOIN US NOW! AND REMEMBER, LEGENDS R REAL, BABY!

Create Modded Java Whitelist Roleplay – NOT sponsored by Steve from Accounting!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mines Excavated:	3837

Welcome to All of Create!

Version: 1.19.2 (Modded) Discord: https://discord.gg/JKfzKNRuuW

About Us:

We’re a small modded survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play, more info about us in our server!

Join Us:

First join our discord: https://discord.gg/JKfzKNRuuW then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist

You can find the mod pack and IP in the server’s Info channel

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	First join our Discord and fill out the whitelist application
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	1.19.2 (Modded)
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server’s Info channel on Discord for rules
Is there a mod pack required to join?	Yes, you can find the mod pack in the server’s Info channel on Discord

CraftyComedy Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the bouncers. And rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted toilet hidden deep within the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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