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Hate It But Craft It Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	5732	Votes:	5843
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of dealing with people who actually enjoy pineapple on pizza? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no pineapple on pizza policy! Join us and never have to worry about encountering such madness again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of pizza-loving llamas who will protect you from any pineapple-related threats. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the pineapple at home!

SlimCraft2021

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	201040	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our players have reported losing up to 20 pounds in a week just from playing on our server. It’s like a virtual weight loss boot camp, but with more explosions and less kale smoothies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to slim down while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

HezDroneCraft: German Arrests

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ores Mined:	8996	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more fun than germany arresting some dude for getting drone parts. like, who needs drones when you can have epic adventures in our server, amirite? come build your own drone in minecraft instead, way more fun. plus, we have crazy events like a llama rodeo and a dance party with creepers. join now and be part of the madness!

WWIIIInventionsGalore

aftermath, Conflict, creativity, Development, Future, History, imagination, Impact, innovation, inventions, optimism, Potential, progress, resilience, society, Survival, Technology, War, world war II, WWIII, WWIIIInventionsGalore

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

join this epic minecraft server and see all the crazy inventions that came out of WWIII, like flying pigs and laser-shooting chickens. we even have a secret underground base where you can ride on a unicorn while eating rainbow cake. plus, if you survive the zombie apocalypse event, you get a free pet dragon to ride around on. come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you!

OpioidBlockParty

addiction, Binding, Biosensors, Brain, brain activity, drug abuse, drug effects, Drug research, Fluorescence, innovation, medical imaging, medical technology, Monitoring, neurology, neuroscience, OpioidBlockParty, opioids, real-time, research, Sensor, Visualization

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biosensors that light up like a rave party when you find those precious opioids in the game! watch as your brain lights up like a christmas tree as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s a wild ride of colors and excitement that will have you hooked for hours on end. don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience, join now for the ultimate high in minecraft gaming!

Serveration SMP: Where Some Vanilla Beans Get Spilled – Adults Only!

Adults, Beans, colors, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, competitive, comradery, Discord, Economy, Friendly, interactve commands, Leaderboards, Maturity, pre-generated world, rules, Semi Vanilla, Serveration, shopping district, Shops, smp, SPILLED, Teams, Teleportation, Vanilla, сreative server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	226
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Severation SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 18+
Server Software	PaperMC
Whitelisted	Yes
Rules	No griefing or stealing
Server Start Date	28/06

About Us

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features

Shopping District
Dynmap
Interactive chat commands
Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (coming soon)
Leaderboards

Our Values

Focus on community and interactions
Establishing a good economy
Maturity is important

Joining Instructions

Fill out the application on our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No griefing or stealing.
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application on our Discord server.
Is there an age requirement?	Players must be 18 years or older.
Are there in-game features like teleportation?	Yes, there are quality of life features like teleportation.

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Our latest patch includes new features like flying pigs and exploding sheep – you never know what you’ll find around the corner!

Create your own character with our character planners and embark on epic quests with your friends. Need help navigating the world? Check out our interactive map to never get lost again.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a group password that will unlock hidden treasures and secret portals. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Memories Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Alex Jones’ conspiracy theories? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question the very fabric of reality – just like that weird photo of Alex Jones’ family!

Join us and experience a world where pixels blend together like a bizarre AI experiment gone wrong. Who needs sharp focus when you can have a face that looks like a wax statue? It’s like living in a real-life meme!

Forget about traditional photography – on our server, every photo looks like it’s been through a subsurface level photo processing nightmare. You’ll never be able to tell what’s real and what’s AI, just like a generation that’s been raised on blurry, distorted images.

So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs authentic photos when you can have a good laugh at the uncanny valley effect? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

BrotherBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take exaggeration to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and over-the-top reactions!

Imagine a world where falling off a ladder turns into a full-blown emergency room visit! Our players are experts at blowing things out of proportion, just like the wife in this story who had her husband running around in a panic.

But don’t worry, we also have a supportive community that will call you out on your BS and make sure you’re not being a gaslighting jerk. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and ridiculous situations that will make you question reality.

So come on, join our server and experience the ultimate boy who cried wolf situation gone wrong! Just remember, don’t take anything too seriously and be prepared for some outrageous storytelling. See you in the game!

ChunkyCraft: AITA Dropout?

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about your weight? Do they keep pushing you to go outside and be more active, but all you want to do is enjoy some delicious food in peace? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the weight-shaming drama!

Join us on this server where your size doesn’t matter, and you can build your dream world without anyone judging you. No more interventions or guilt trips about missing out on family activities like hiking or Disneyland. On our server, you can be as big as you want and still have a blast!

Forget about your family’s concerns and dive into a virtual world where you can be yourself without any pressure to change. Build a castle made entirely out of cake, create a giant hot dog statue, or just relax in your pixelated paradise without anyone telling you to hit the gym.

So come join us on this hilarious Minecraft server where being fat is not a problem, it’s a celebration! Let’s laugh, build, and eat virtual snacks together while leaving all the weight-related drama behind. See you in the game, chunky champions!