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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9170 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!