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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9285 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7471 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 8707 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!