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The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	209
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	77869	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	8473	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Emeralds Found:	4269
Dragon Eggs Found:	4878	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	132	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

TinyPeevesMC

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8317
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	285
Villages Defended:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	4220
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2567	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Villages Defended:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

BlockyMind

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Towns Built:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	6391	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ores Mined:	3510
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Votes:	9522
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Emeralds Found:	4103	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!