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Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

30 Years, Abilities, Adventures, akuma no mi, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, determination, devil fruit, Edition, Fruit, Manga, Mystery, one piece, Origins, Piece, Pirates, Powers, shonen jump, speculation, speculation trail., Supernatural, theory, time to end it, ultimate thread

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Void Gems Collected:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Enchantments Applied:	129

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	5732
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6860
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Crafty Imposters

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Animals Bred:	174
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Divine Spears Created:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Villages Defended:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!