| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1900 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 252 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
New vanilla server with minimal mods
185.237.236.150
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4203 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 4028 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Once, a player accidentally sneezed while building a giant statue of a chicken, causing feathers to fly everywhere and turning the statue into a real-life chicken!
Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only for a thunderstorm to hit and turn their dance floor into a disco inferno!
So come join us and experience the chaos and laughter for yourself. And don’t worry, we always have bleach spray on hand for any unexpected messes. Just remember to wash your hands, because hygiene is key, you big gay!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 681 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Ores Mined: | 8554 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
1. Our server is actually secretly run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see it coming when you get wrecked by a chicken with a diamond sword.
2. We have a hidden underground base filled with all the rarest loot and treasures you could ever imagine. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fiercely protective wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and try to give you hugs, but be careful, his hugs are explosive!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9970 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7732 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Camel Racing Arena, where players can saddle up and race their trusty camels to victory. And don’t forget about our famous Falafel Feast event, where players can compete to see who can eat the most delicious falafels in one sitting.
So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking camel or uncover the secret recipe for the world’s best hummus. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5944 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
We don’t believe in following scripts here – in fact, we encourage our players to throw them out the window and embrace the madness. Need to build a house? Why not do it upside down? Want to mine for diamonds? Better do it blindfolded! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
So come on, join our SMP and leave your sanity at the door. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories await you in our estrogen-fueled world? Just remember, the crazier, the better!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8166 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 67 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 870 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 648493 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a laugh, whether it’s pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with giant squids. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.
But be warned, Anon, you better bring your A-game because this server is not for the faint of heart. The last player who tried to challenge the Ender Dragon ended up accidentally turning it into a pet that now roams the server wreaking havoc.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and show off your Minecraft skills, come join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, you killed it, Anon.
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4424 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Votes: | 2976 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3568 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3418 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, and even Vipers, Nights, and French Fries are just a taste of the craziness that awaits you. And don’t forget about Customer Satisfaction – because who doesn’t love a good customer service story in the world of Minecraft?
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you crawl through a Sunset Oblivion while munching on French fries with vipers slithering around you? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your anthro companion, and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 404 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5685 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with nothing but your trusty bow and arrow. But be warned, these mobs are no pushovers – they will fight back with all their might!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its walls, guarded by a horde of angry skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate hunter in Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally defeat the Ender Dragon and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.
