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Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Try to Be Like Hermitcraft But Fail Miserably

Active, Cheatings, Community, Crafters, Discord, Fail, Feedback, Fun, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, Miserably, Mods, ordinary, Player Base, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	4799
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Overview:

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
Features	Simple Voicechat, Diverse Player Base, Community Building
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server Vanilla?	Yes, Ordinary SMP is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheats or mods.
How can I join?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
Is there voice chat available?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for communication in the SMP.
How old is the server?	Our SMP is 1 Month old and still active with more than 200 members on Discord.
Can I give feedback and suggestions?	Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions to help create a better world.

Crafty Kamala’s Minecraft Server

#BelieveSurvivors, #EndRapeCulture, #JusticeForVictims, #NoMoreSilence, #TimesUp, Accountability, allegations, child abuse, Crafty, Justice, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, Politics, presidential candidate, rape, Server, sexual assault, survivor, Trauma, Victim, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Emeralds Found:	5842	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Kamala Harris is the ultimate boss battle! Join us and help us defeat her evil plans to become President by building epic fortresses and gathering allies to take her down. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world from Kamala Harris’s reign of terror!

GetInHereMC SMP

Get in here Get In here Get in Get get get Get in here Get get get in Get in here Get get In here Get Get get get in here Get in Get get get In here Get Get get in here Get get In here Get in, GetInHereMC, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.

So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, airfare, art school, art supplies, Budget, compromise, contract, cousin, Exploitation, Hotel, live painter, market rate, mexico, Minecraft, payment, Portfolio, price guide, Server, talent, unprofessional, Wedding, wedding day, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring weddings with no live painters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual live painting at weddings!

Imagine walking down the pixelated aisle while a talented Minecraft artist captures your special day in real-time. And the best part? It won’t cost you $4-6k like in the real world! Our virtual live painters are only asking for a few diamonds and some emeralds to cover their art supplies and travel expenses.

But beware, some artists might try to scam you for extra diamonds mid-way through the ceremony. Will you stand your ground and call them out for their unprofessional behavior? Or will you risk having a blank canvas at your pixelated wedding?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the drama, the artistry, and the sheer madness of virtual live painting at weddings! Who needs a contract when you have blocks and pixels to seal the deal?

LottoLipsSealed

addiction, annoyance, aspirations, Communication, Conversations, dreams, emotions, Financial Planning, Frustration, gambling, intellectual, Lottery, lotto, LottoLipsSealed, MONEY, pragmatism, relationships, Support, Therapy, winning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of discussing lotto winnings with your partner for the 1000000x time? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only numbers you have to worry about are your diamond count in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to endless conversations about what you would do with a lotto win. Instead, immerse yourself in a world where you can build your dream mansion with all the diamonds you could ever want. No more listening to your partner go on and on about their lotto dreams – now you can focus on creating your own virtual paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Forget about lotto winnings, the only jackpot you need is waiting for you on our Minecraft server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!

WorstDrugMC SMP

addiction, dangerous drugs, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug crisis, drug dangers, drug dependency, drug epidemic, drug misuse, drug overdose, drug problem, drug recovery, drug rehabilitation, drug treatment, harmful substances, illegal drugs, illicit drugs, overdose, smp, substance abuse, worst drug, WorstDrugMC

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mines Excavated:	1595
Star Shards Collected:	112	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Potions Brewed:	119
New Chunks Explored:	526364	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Farms Harvested:	854	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the worst drug ever – the addiction to building epic structures and exploring endless worlds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll be logging on every chance you get just to get your fix of blocky goodness.

We’ve got a crazy community of players who are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant chicken statues to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the world of our Minecraft SMP?

So come join us and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be warned, once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked for life!

RegretCraft: The Server of Shame

Apology, error, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, lament, lesson learned, misstep, mistake, past actions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, remorseful, repentance, repentance journey, rueful, self-blame, Server, shame, sorrow, wish I could undo

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Have you ever accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and instantly regretted it? Well, fear not! Join our server and you can punch as many villagers as you want without any consequences! In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe haven for all your villager-punching needs. So come on over and release your inner rage on those pesky NPCs! Just don’t tell the Iron Golems, they’re a bit touchy about that sort of thing.

CraftyKatzRailways

anti-French sentiment, Attack, conspiracy theories, CraftyKatzRailways, criminal motive, european security, extremism, France, French railways, Global threats, international relations, investigation, iran, Katz, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, political tensions, Propaganda, radical Islam, security threats, Terrorism

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story that Iran and radical Islam are, like, attacking French railways. But France is all like, nah, it’s just some criminals, man.

But, like, on this server, you can be a hero and stop the evil plans of Iran and radical Islam. Or maybe you can join them and cause chaos on the French railways. The choice is yours, bro.

Plus, there’s, like, super cool builds and mini-games to play. And, like, the admins are totally rad and will help you out if you get stuck or need help. So, like, come join the fun and be a part of this wild adventure. Let’s go, dude!

CraftyLiesMC

Authenticity, Awareness, Clarity, CraftyLiesMC, Deception, Discernment, Honesty, Insight, Observation, Perception, perspective, real eyes, real lies, realization, realize, SELF AWARENESS, Truth, truthfulness, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that makes u question ur whole existence? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s like a trip to the twilight zone but with blocks and creepers.

u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”

so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.

GeneCraft: StrokeSurvivors

brain health, cognitive health outcomes, depression, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic markers, genetic research, genetic testing, genetic variants, Medical research, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological recovery, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, ptsd, recovery process, specific genes, stroke survivors, StrokeSurvivors, targeted therapies, trajectory of recovery

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ores Mined:	5405	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

so like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got genes and stuff! like, our players have super special genes that make them build like pros and mine like crazy!

we did a study and found out that these genes are related to how fast you can recover from getting hit by a creeper or falling in lava. and get this, these genes also help with depression, PTSD, and making sure your brain works good while playing minecraft!

join our server and unlock the power of the genes! build the biggest castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and fight off the creepers like a boss! who needs therapy when you got minecraft and super genes, right? come join us and be a genetic minecraft master!