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MissileMayhemMC

aerial surveillance, defense systems, geopolitical tensions, global news, international news, Iranian missiles, Israeli air base, Middle East conflict, military escalation, military intelligence, Military operations, military strike, missile attack, missile defense, MissileMayhemMC, national security, npr, regional conflict, satellite images, security threats, Surveillance technology

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

lol omg guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Iranians are tryna take it down with missiles 😂 like, they saw how awesome our builds were and got jelly, so they tried to bomb us but we just respawned and kept on building 😎 join now and show those missile-launching noobs who’s boss on this server that’s so fire, even Iran can’t handle it 🔥🚀 #minecraft4life

Danish Hamlet Speak Server

ambiguity, canonically, Characters, Danish, Danish language, Drama, english literature, famous lines, Hamlet, in-universe, language barriers, linguistics, Literary Analysis, literary criticism, literary theory, Play, Server, Shakespeare, speak, Theater, translation, uncertainty, Wording

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Animals Bred:	170
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Potions Brewed:	142	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the characters speak danish but the game is in english. it’s like a parallel universe where shakespeare is actually a danish playwright. join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate confusion of not knowing what the heck anyone is saying! also, rumor has it that if you build a replica of hamlet’s castle, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake. it’s totally legit, trust us. come join the madness and see what other wacky surprises await you in this twisted version of minecraft!

TNT Tumor Takedown – Minecraft Server

cancer cell apoptosis, Cancer Cell Destruction, cancer cell elimination, cancer cell resistance, cancer immunotherapy, cancer research, cancer treatment, cytotoxic effect, immune escape mechanisms, immune system, immunotherapy, ISB 2001, Minecraft, multiple myeloma cells, Server, T-Cell activation, takedown, Targeted therapy, Tnt, trispecific T cell engager, tumor, tumor cell killing, tumor cell targeting, tumor cytotoxicity, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Farms Harvested:	391

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit fam. we got trispecific T cell engagers up in here that will straight up wreck those pesky tumor cells in your body. like, forget chemotherapy, just hop on our server and let the T cells do their thang.

we also got some next level immune escape mechanisms for all you hardcore players out there. ain’t no myeloma cells gonna stand a chance against our crazy OP weapons and armor. join now and be part of the most epic battle against cancer in minecraft history.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s kick some tumor butt together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me. #minecraftcurescancer #trispecifictcellengagersftw

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where pumpkins rule the land and everyone crafts like a boss!

Boss, changelog, Community, Crafts, Curseforge, custom events, Discord, Features, Homes, Ip:, Land, minecraft server, Modded, new players, Prominence, Pumpkins, Pumpkraft, Quests, RPG, rule, Skies, staff online, time ranks, toggleable PVP, Tpa, Upcoming

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Items Found:	7754	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
New Chunks Explored:	56288	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

Feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – https://discord.gg/invite/gzWZhMT9xK

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for Prominence 2 [RPG]?

A: The server IP for Prominence 2 [RPG] is pr2.pumpkraft.net.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the servers?

A: PvP is toggleable on the servers, allowing players to choose whether they want to engage in PvP or not.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, regular custom events are held on the server for all players to participate in and enjoy.

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

blockparty, Book, cdda modlist, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod performance, mod recommendations, Mods, new patch notes, nexusmods, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, rocketman, Server, Steam, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	6396	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Dimension Hops:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a blast! We don’t welcome Dwarf Fortress here because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Want to boost your performance? Download the Performance Fish and Rocketman mods – they’ll have you flying through the game in no time!

Looking for some laughs? Check out Tynan’s “amazing” book – it’s a meme, but hey, it’s worth a read. And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just pirate them first to try them out. Don’t worry about performance issues, we’ve got a spreadsheet to help you out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just don’t forget to follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders – we want your Minecraft experience to be as smooth as possible. See you in the game!

Never Going To Get To France Minecraft SMP

Adventure, courage, Destination, determination, doubt, dreams, Exploration, France, Hope, Journey, Lyrics, Mary Queen of Chance, Minecraft, Music, never give up, perseverance, Queen of Hearts, smp, song, travel, uncertainty, Wanderlust

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Animals Bred:	77
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

GF-Free Weekend Retreat

Alone Time, balance, Boundaries, Communication, emotional well being, Friends, GFFree, Girlfriend, hobbies, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal time, quality time, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Retreat, self-care, social life, Space, time away, weekend

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, we’ll be with you every day of the week, but don’t worry, we’ll give you some alone time on the weekends… unless you’re into that sort of thing 😉

Our server is packed with non-stop action, just like this guy’s relationship! Get ready for some intense gameplay, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that).

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget! Who needs alone time when you can have all the fun in the world on our server? 😉

KidBelievedMinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood embarrassment, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood misunderstandings, childhood naivety, childhood stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, funny beliefs, funny stories, growing up, kid beliefs, KidBelievedMinecraftSMP, misconceptions, naive beliefs, silly beliefs

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7927
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit, or if you’ve ever dreamt of building a house entirely out of TNT (and actually living to tell the tale). Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a llama (yes, it’s a thing). And every full moon, the server transforms into a giant dance party where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft, come join us and let the hilarity ensue!

BlockySelfAcceptance

BlockySelfAcceptance, imperfections, Insecurity, personal flaws, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-judgment, self-perception, self-validation

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of struggling with your insecurities and self-doubt? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves princesses? Done. Want to be a master builder who creates jaw-dropping structures that put the Taj Mahal to shame? Easy peasy. Want to be a talking llama who runs a successful llama-themed bakery? Uh, sure, why not? The possibilities are endless on our server, where self-acceptance is as easy as placing a block. Join us now and embrace your inner llama!

Houthis vs. Allies: Minecraft Mayhem

air strikes, airstrikes, Allies, Britain, Conflict, Defense, fighter jets, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Houthi rebels, Houthis, international relations, intervention, Iran-backed, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, naval forces, SECURITY, Ships, U.S, War, Yemen

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Divine Spears Created:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3477	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes on houthi rebels with fighter jets and ships! why? because it’s a totally normal thing to do in a blocky world! build your own air force and show those rebels who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!