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PunchCraft Minecraft Server – Fight Like a Pro in 5!

Adrenaline Rush, combat instincts, Combat Training, defense strategies, emergency situations, Fight, fight back, fight or flight response, Fighting Techniques, Fist Fight, hand to hand combat, Martial Arts, Minecraft, personal safety, physical confrontation, PRO, protect yourself, PunchCraft, Quick Thinking, react quickly, self defense, Server, stay calm, street fight, survival skills

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of getting pummeled in fist fights in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We offer expert training in the fundamentals of fighting in just 5 minutes. Our instructors will teach you how to throw the perfect punch, dodge like a pro, and even land a knockout blow with a block of dirt. Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft brawler! Who needs swords and armor when you have the power of your fists?

CraftyCheatCodes

Cheat Codes, CraftyCheatCodes, Efficiency Tips, game changer, Hacks, hidden tricks, insider knowledge, life hacks, life improvement, life tips, productivity hacks, productivity tips, Real Life, Secrets, shortcuts, strategies, success tips, tips and tricks

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a mere mortal? Join our server and unlock the ultimate cheat codes for real life! Want to fly like Superman? Done. Want to have infinite diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? We got you covered. Join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft fantasies in real life!

AirportTourMCServer

air cargo center, airport security, airport tour, AirportTourMCServer, arms control, cargo inspection, Conflict, denial, denial of entry, Government, hezbollah, inspection, international relations, investigation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, SECURITY, Terrorism, transparency, weapons stockpile

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	598
Dimension Hops:	9	Votes:	1751
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a tour of the airport to prove there are no creepers hiding in the cargo center! but beware, the zombies are trying to sneak in and steal all the diamonds! join us for a wild adventure as we fight off skeletons and build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! who needs hezbollah weapons when you have a diamond sword in hand? come join the fun and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

BorderBashCraft

aggression, Attack, border, BorderBashCraft, Columns, Commander, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Destroyed, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, RETALIATION, russia, strike, Troops, Ukraine, Waiting, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ores Mined:	6350
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

hey u, yes u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even ukraine destroyed columns of waiting russian troops just to play on it. the commander was like “yo, this server is so good, i gotta let my troops play on it ASAP”.

u know why u should join? because we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and dragons that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamond armor is so bling bling that even the ender dragon is jealous.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and milk? yeah, that’s right. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. even destroying russian troops with just a click of a button.

GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet

Aesthetics, Appearance, auditory enhancement, beauty, beauty industry, Cosmetics, Enhancement, fashion, GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet, Grooming, humans, personal care, self improvement, self-care, self-image, sensory enhancement, sensory perception, smell, Sound, Style, Technology

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where you can enhance your look and smell but not your sound! we have magical potions that make you smell like a unicorn farting rainbows and look like a majestic potato. but be warned, if you make a sound, you will turn into a talking pickle for eternity! only the bravest and silliest players dare to join our server and embrace the chaos. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin!

DysonSphereCrafters

advanced civilizations, Alien Civilizations, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic structures, Dyson spheres, DysonSphereCrafters, energy harvesting, extraterrestrial technology, Freeman Dyson, Futuristic Concepts, host stars, interstellar engineering, megastructures, Milky Way, potential discoveries, scientific research, space exploration, speculative science, theoretical constructs, theoretical physics

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28

lolz come join our minecraft server where we build dyson spheres to harvest energy from the stars like some futuristic aliens. we got seven potential candidates in the milky way, just waiting for you to come and help us build them. be a part of the advanced civilisations and show off your mad building skills. who needs diamonds when you can have a whole star to power your base? join now and become a dyson sphere master!

DragonCraft Server: Ballin’ or Bustin’?

Anime, Ballin, Budokai, BUSTIN, Characters, Combat, comparison, Differences, dragon ball, DragonCraft, Excellence, fan favorites., Fighting, flying, gameplay, Mechanics, Mediocrity, Ninja Storm, one piece, Preferences, Quality, RANGE, Server, video games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	New Chunks Explored:	941759
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of mediocre One Piece games that make you want to walk the plank? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures and battles that will make you feel like a true pirate king.

Why settle for flying when you can sail the high seas with your crew of blocky buccaneers? Our server offers the ultimate One Piece experience, complete with devil fruit powers, epic battles, and treasure hunts that will make you say “Yarrrr!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey to find the legendary One Piece. Who knows, you might even run into Luffy and the Straw Hat crew along the way. But be warned, the Grand Line is full of dangers and surprises, so make sure to bring your trusty pickaxe and sword. See you on the high seas, mateys!

SelfLoathingCraft Server

Creatures, creaturesofhabitedition, desuarchive, group, habitedition, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ipaddress, longtailtags, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, SelfLoathingCraft, Server, Steam, steamcommunity, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a diamond block shaped like a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the fun you’ll have rolling around the server as a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, career, Caregiver, Communication, compromise, Decision making, difficult conversations, elderly care, emotional toll., family, financial burden, GrannyCraft, Guilt, Minecraft, nursing home, quality of life, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your wife’s grandmother moving in unexpectedly? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how you were blindsided by your wife’s decision to bring her grandmother into your home without consulting you, our server will keep you on your toes with surprise events and challenges at every turn.

Feel the burnout of being a caregiver like never before as you navigate through our server’s demanding quests and tasks. Just like how you had to juggle work and caregiving, you’ll have to balance your gameplay and real life responsibilities on our server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like the uncertainty of whether or not you’re the asshole in this situation. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your decisions just like our server will make you question your sanity.

AdderallCraft: Parents Edition

ADD, Adderall, AdderallCraft, addiction, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, counseling, drug abuse, Edition, family, Focus, HIGH, Junkies, medication, mental health, parents, Prescription, School, Therapy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5934
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for drama too! Join us if you want to escape from a family of pill-popping junkies who steal your medication just to get high.

Our server is the perfect place to focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your parents raiding your stash of potions. Plus, we have a strict “no pill-popping parents allowed” policy, so you can mine in peace without any interruptions.

So come join us and let’s craft some crazy adventures together – because here, the only thing getting high is your tower of blocks reaching for the sky!