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KyivDroneAttack Minecraft Server

activism, alexei navalny, assassination attempt, dissent, drone attack, international relations, investigative journalism, Kyiv Region, KyivDroneAttack, Minecraft, opposition leader, Politics, protest, russia, Russian, security measures, Server, Surveillance, targeted killing, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, world news, Wounded

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING russian opposition leaders in the kyiv region!!! like wtf that’s some next level shizz right there. if you wanna be part of the action and witness some crazy stuff happening, then this is the place for you. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. like, what more could you want in a server?? so come on, join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

DesperateCraft: Ukraine Exodus

Army, call to arms, Combat, Conflict, conscription, Crisis, Defense, DesperateCraft, Duty, eastern europe, enlistment, exodus, Military, national security, patriotism, Recruitment, soldiers, Ukraine, volunteer, War, Young men

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we train ukraine’s next generation of soldiers!!! we need all the help we can get to defend against the zombie pigmen invasion!!! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest players to a duel!!! join us now and show off your mad skills in pvp battles, epic quests, and building the most epic bases ever seen in minecraft history!!! don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save ukraine from certain doom!!!

ArtisticCraft: Enhancing Life’s Meaning

art, Art Therapy, artistic experiences, ArtisticCraft, Coherence, creativity, cultural engagement, emotional well being, ENGAGEMENT, Enhancing, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, Lifes, Meaning, meaning in life, mindfulness, personal growth, psychological well-being, purpose, research, Self-expression, Significance, study

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	873356
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7631

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it will, like, totally give u a sense of purpose in life, man. like, u will be building epic structures and creating art in the form of pixelated blocks. it’s like, ur life will have so much more meaning when u join dis server.

u will feel so much more coherent and significant, like ur existence will have a whole new level of awesomeness. u will be part of a community of builders and artists, all coming together to create a world of wonder and magic.

so, like, join dis server and unlock the secrets of life through the power of minecraft. u will never look at art the same way again, bro. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

Elemental SMP

120server, 120smp, Abilities, Air, Airborn, Atlanticus, Avatar, AvatarCraft, Avatarlastairbender, Bending, Bendingserver, Custom, Earth, Earthling, Economy, Element, Elemental, Elemental SMP, Elementcraft, ELEMENTS, Engaging, Fire, Fun, Hell Child, legendofkorra, Minecraft, Progression, ProjectKorra, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Water

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

The Elemental SMP is a custom Minecraft survival server that allows players to select one of four Elements: Airborn, Hell Child, Atlanticus, and Earthling. Each element has special pros and cons and abilities that are unlocked through progression with Quests. Every player gets to experience special abilities that make their survival experience more engaging and fun.

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Breadcraft: Where you knead to fight for your loaf of bread in the oven of PvP chaos!

ADD, admins, adult server, Bread, BreadCraft, Chaos, Crafters, Discord, Fight, finishing touches, Friends, Join, Joris94, knead, LOAF, looking for, Minecraft, miners, New server, Open, Oven, Play, PvP, Server, smp, Summer, Teams

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3306	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Minecraft Server
Discord	Join our Discord
Opening Date	Soon after the summer
Admins Needed	Yes

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open soon after the summer.
What kind of server is it?	We are creating an adult server where players can play Minecraft with friends in teams.
How can I join the Discord?	You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.
Are admins still needed?	Yes, we are still looking for admins for the server.

ForgottenFails Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	9891	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ores Mined:	7244

Are you tired of being a forgotten failure in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for all the misfits and outcasts of society! Join us and be a part of a community where being a failure is celebrated!

On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!

Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

alcohol, bar, bar scene, celebration, cheers, cocktails, Drinking, excess, Friends, Fun, happy hour, indulgence, Minecraft, mixed drinks, Negroni, NegroniNation, nightlife, ordering drinks, partying, second round, smp, socializing, temptation

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

BanBlockz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Farms Harvested:	324
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

BlockyLoveOrNah?

BlockyLoveOrNah, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, family, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of your boring old marriage? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your real-life spouse behind for a virtual marriage full of adventure and excitement. Who needs stability when you can have blocky love? Plus, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and say goodbye to your boring old marriage, and hello to a whole new world of pixelated passion!

CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

Assassination, CommanderNasrallahsMCServer, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Israel, leadership, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nasrallah, Political, regional unrest, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, top commander

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ores Mined:	3430
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!