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PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! I once accidentally fell into a pit of lava and it was like getting a million paper cuts all over my body at once, but like, in Minecraft. And then I respawned and did it again because YOLO, amirite? So come join us and experience the most intense physical pain of your life, but like, in a fun way. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the memes and the lols.

StinkyCraft

addressing odors, awkward situation, bad odor, body odor, body scent, communication skills, considerate feedback, freshen up, honest feedback, hygiene tips, personal care, personal hygiene, polite way, sensitive issue, sensitive topic, smell bad, social etiquette, Social Interaction, StinkyCraft, tactful approach, tell someone

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9773	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Votes:	3064
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with their stinky odor because on our server, we have a special plugin that releases a burst of fresh lavender scent every time someone logs in. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also come out smelling like a field of flowers. Join now and say goodbye to stinky players forever!

CraftyGuard Minecraft Server

abduction, Conflict, CraftyGuard, Espionage, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli journalist, journalist safety, kidnap, lure, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, news headline, Plot, Political, Report, revolutionary guard, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, undercover operation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret spy base where we plot to lure and kidnap journalists from other servers! Iran’s Revolutionary Guard ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be the real deal! Join now and be part of the most insane mission to take over the minecraft world! Who needs diamonds when you can have journalists, amirite?! #journalistkidnappers #minecraftspies #revolutionaryguardwho

E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft

Ban, ban on e-cigarettes, Belgium, Craft, Disposable, e-cigarettes, ecig, electronic cigarettes, environmental impact, EU, european union, health, legislation, policy, public health, Puff, Regulation, restrictions, Sales, single-use plastics, smoking, tobacco, Vaping

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Animals Bred:	188
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the belgium of all servers, cuz we ban sales of disposable e-cigarettes, like wut even is that? but yea, we’re trendsetters in da EU, so u know we’re da real deal. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild up in here. come join us and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it.

Ice Age Madness

#sustainability, 2100, age, annual losses, climate change, current losses, environmental impact, extreme weather events, glacial retreat, Global glacier evolution, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, high-emission scenarios, Ice, ice loss, long-term effects, madness, melting glaciers, natural disasters, rising temperatures, Sea Level Rise, time period

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3948	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3270	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT GLOBAL GLACIER EVOLUTION GOIN’ ON! UNDER HIGH-EMISSION SCENARIOS, WE GOT ANNUAL LOSSES THAT JUST KEEP ON INCREASIN’ UNTIL 2100! IT’S PEAKIN’ AROUND 3 TIMES CURRENT LOSSES, Y’ALL! THAT’S LIKE, CRAZY TALK! WE TALKIN’ LOSSES OF 46%–54% OVER THE 2015–2100 TIME PERIOD!

SO IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WILD GLACIER ACTION AND WATCH THE ICE MELT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER! WE GOT THE HOTTEST MINECRAFT CLIMATE AROUND!JOIN US NOW BEFORE WE ALL TURN INTO PENGUINS OR SOMETHIN’! LOL!

Konohaven

Canada, CustomHats, Customitems, CustomModels, eastcoast, Economy, Europe, Fabric, FriendlyCompetitiveEnvironment, Harddifficulty, HolidayEvents, Karaoke, KnockbackSticks, Konohaven, Pl3xmap, qualityoflife, Resourcepack, SinglePlayerSleep, smp, ToxicPriceWar, USPlayers, Virginia

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Konohaven Season 3 Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 Fabric
Server Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Disabled Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms
Additional Mods	Live Map, Simple Voice Chat

Additional Details:

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes and pricing
Events and Challenges: Unique rewards and activities
Custom Models: Resource pack for custom items (optional)
Community Based Server: Play solo or collaboratively

Whitelist Process:

Join Discord
Read rules and requirements
Apply for whitelist

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Follow the whitelist process outlined above to join the server.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Rules and policies can be found in the server’s information guide linked above.

Q: Are there age restrictions?

A: Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, with exceptions.

Mystic Seven Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, mystic, Realms

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Yo, bro, imagine Russia hitting up this Minecraft server for military help instead of their weak alliances. Like, these green military geniuses are on a whole other level, man. They’ll have you dominating the battlefield with their epic strategies and skills. Join now and be part of the ultimate army of Minecraft warriors. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

SongStuckInHeadMC SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Star Shards Collected:	208
Endless Night Skies:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots glitter out of its horn and grants wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on the diamond-studded hot tubs and the roller coaster made entirely out of cake!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server you’ve ever seen! Plus, I heard that if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. How cool is that?! 😂🌈🐲

Oh, and to answer your question, the song that’s stuck in my head right now is “Baby Shark” because our server has a secret underwater rave where all the mobs dance to it on repeat. It’s a total banger, trust me! 🦈🎶🕺🏻

ADHDcraft: Crafting Chaos & Creativity

adhd, ADHDcraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Challenges, Chaos, cognitive differences, coping mechanisms, Crafting, creativity, education, Empathy, executive functioning, mental health, misconceptions, misunderstood, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, societal perceptions, stigma, Struggles, Support, treatment options, Understanding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	174	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Votes:	8682	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you ADHD gamers out there!

Join us for non-stop action and excitement that will keep your brain buzzing like a swarm of bees on a sugar high. Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re sprinting through a field of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers on speed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is specially designed to cater to the unique needs of players with ADHD. Forget about boring quests and tedious tasks – on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment as you bounce from one crazy adventure to the next.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner ADHD warrior! Who knows, you might even discover hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away – literally!

FreePlay – Minecraft server

Business, cars, donation, Economy, Events, Game Currency, Herbalism, Houses, Job, Magic, part time job, Pass ticket, Private Survival, quest line, Quests, real estate, Relaxation, Rewards, Roleplay, RP mode, RPG, rpg mode, Russian, Tasks, Waiting, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Farms Harvested:	871	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to our server – FreePlay! We have such modes as:

· RP mode – There is no scope for your desires, because you can: buy real estate, businesses, cars, houses, get a job or part-time job and make a profit, and also complete quests for rewards and game currency!

· Private Survival – If you are tired of the large flow of players and just want to relax, then this mode is especially for you. Unfortunately, we cannot let people in there for free, so as not to spoil the gameplay for others, but you can buy a pass ticket to our server for just a small price on our donation site.

· RPG mode (In development) – This is a small mode where you will find a special quest line, various tasks, herbalism, as well as the elements and a complete boundless world of magic, where you can have a good time. The mode is currently IN DEVELOPMENT for an indefinite period.

We are waiting for you!

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