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Pharaohs and Queens: Minecraft SMP – ”’Egyptians in full hijab meet /ourgirls/”’

conservative clothing, covering, cultural attire, cultural expression, discomfort, egyptians, full, full hijab, Headscarf, Hijab, hot, hot weather, Islamic dress, Meet, Middle Eastern fashion, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, Muslim women, ourgirls, Pharaohs, QUEENS, religious clothing, smp, Sweaty, traditional dress, womens clothing

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	349808
Crops Grown:	8537	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the admins are actually secret agents from a parallel universe where Minecraft is the only form of communication. They wear full-body llama suits to hide their true identities and communicate through Morse code using their llama tails. They must be so hot and sweaty under those things, but hey, sacrifices must be made for the greater good of the server!

But wait, there’s more! The spawn point is actually a portal to a dimension where pigs ride on top of flying chickens and creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, you’ll be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be for unlimited pizza).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and llama sweat.

BIL-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Apology, Bash, BDay, BILFree, Birthday Party, children’s party, cousin relationships, Disrespect, epilepsy, event organization, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family relationships, health concerns, in-laws, Invitations, medical conditions, Minecraft, party planning, photosensitivity, Server, strobe lights

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mines Excavated:	1205	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for the wildest and craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing creepers with strobe sticks come out of nowhere! Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our special anti-epilepsy armor to protect you from any unexpected light shows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From lava slides to skydiving pigs, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t worry about getting lost, our friendly nurse NPCs are here to guide you through any challenges.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and adventure, because things are about to get wild. And remember, epilepsy is not a joke, unless it’s on our server!

GrannyGriefNoMore

aging relatives, Assertiveness, boundary setting, caregiving, Communication, elder care, emotional labor, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family responsibilities, generational differences, GrannyGriefNoMore, holiday traditions, holidays, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, intergenerational conflict, living arrangements, personal boundaries, self-care

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	194
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of being the designated caregiver for your grandma while also taking care of your dogs and dealing with a mom who thinks changing soiled diapers is a piece of cake!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world and build a virtual life where you don’t have to worry about being called selfish for wanting a break from grandma duty. Our server is a safe haven where you can set boundaries without any judgment!

Embark on quests to find the perfect balance between caring for your grandma and enjoying some well-deserved me-time. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a magical potion that will make changing diapers a breeze!

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully constructed base. Let’s build a community where everyone respects each other’s boundaries, even if it means grandma has to fend for herself for a change!

MineCraftWellness

emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, Happiness, Healthy Eating, holistic wellness, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftWellness, personal development, physical health, positive thinking, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, sleep hygiene, social connection, stress relief, Time management, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Votes:	1468	Runes Activated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a million diamonds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to boost your well-being! Join us for a chance to mine your way to happiness and relaxation.

Our server is so magical that just logging in will instantly increase your serotonin levels. The blocks are made of pure joy and the mobs drop happiness potions instead of loot. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers will give you a hug instead of exploding.

Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on a mystical ley line that enhances your gaming experience tenfold. Players have reported feeling more energized, focused, and overall just happier after spending time on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your journey to well-being in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Cherry Block: Where Creeper Hugs Are Free and Diamonds Are Plentiful!

Adventure, balance, BLOCK, Cherry, collaboration, Community, creeper, diamonds, Enhancements, Essence, free, gameplay, Guidelines, hugs, Journey, Life, Minecraft, modifications, philosophy, playable, plentiful, Premium, Quality, rules, Server, smp, Tweaks, vibrant

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5256	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565

Overview

Cherry Block offers players an enhanced Minecraft adventure with premium quality of life modifications. The server promotes collaboration, community, and a welcoming environment for all players. With a focus on balanced gameplay and a no-tolerance policy towards griefing, stealing, hacking, and cheating, Cherry Block ensures an extraordinary journey for all players.

FAQ

Is griefing allowed on Cherry Block?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited on Cherry Block. Players are expected to respect others’ creations and properties within the community.

Are there any rules against stealing from other players?

Yes, stealing is not allowed on Cherry Block. Players are required to uphold the Golden Rule and treat others as they wish to be treated.

What happens if a player is caught hacking or cheating?

Cherry Block has a zero-tolerance policy towards hacking and cheating. Players found engaging in such activities will face immediate consequences, including potential bans from the server.

How active is the server?

Cherry Block’s server remains operational almost 24/7, ensuring non-stop excitement for all players. The vibrant community has been thriving since 2019, eagerly welcoming new members to join the adventure.

How can I join the Cherry Block community on Discord?

Players can join the Cherry Block Discord community by visiting the server IP link and connecting with other members to create unforgettable memories.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

controversial content, digital violence, ethical gameplay, First Person Shooter, game design, Game Mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming ethics, gaming industry, gaming psychology, in-game actions, interactive entertainment, Minecraft, moral decisions, PixelPanic, player behavior, player experience, Server, Shooter Games, video games, violence in video games, virtual reality

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs with rainbow farts! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move to Michael Jackson’s Thriller. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that grants you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). So why waste your time on regular servers when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft history!

BlackChainlinkSMPHeroes

altcoins, Black, BlackChainlinkSMPHeroes, Blockchain, chainlink, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, finance, Holders, Investment, market, MONEY, price action, PROFITS, Rich, Sergey, smart contracts, speculation, Trading, wealth

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Dragon Eggs Found:	3878	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Votes:	152	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9811
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of waiting for Sergey to make you rich in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, Sergey is a billionaire who will shower you with diamonds and gold! Join now and watch as Sergey builds a mansion made entirely out of emeralds while riding a diamond-encrusted llama. Who needs real-life wealth when you can have Minecraft riches, am I right? Join now and let Sergey make you rich beyond your wildest dreams!

BlockCrafters Anonymous

addiction, addiction consequences, addiction counseling, addiction prevention, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, ANONYMOUS, Blockcrafters, dangerous habits, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, harmful behaviors, internet addiction, mental health, most dangerous addiction, nicotine addiction, sex addiction, substance abuse

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Emeralds Found:	1553	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! Our server is so addicting, players have been known to spend days on end mining for diamonds, building elaborate structures, and battling mobs. Rumor has it that one player even turned into a creeper after playing for too long!

But don’t worry, our server is also the safest place to indulge in your Minecraft addiction. Our moderators are trained in combatting virtual zombies and skeletons, and our virtual doctors are on call 24/7 to treat any cases of virtual diamond fever.

So come join us on our server and experience the most dangerous addiction of all – the addiction to building and exploring in the world of Minecraft! Just be prepared to lose track of time, reality, and maybe even your own identity. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server

Accountability, AP review, CraftyVenezuela, Democracy, disputed election, disputed results, doubt, election results, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, Government, international relations, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political turmoil, Politics, Server, transparency, Venezuela, vote tallies

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dictatorship just like venezuela but without all da drama and corruption. we got vote tallies dat r so off da charts u won’t believe ur eyes. come join us and see if u can rig ur way to victory like a pro. plus, we got llamas dat can dance salsa and pigs dat can fly (literally). don’t miss out on dis crazy adventure, join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyBiden2020

biden, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBiden2020, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, nuclear deal, Peace efforts, political tensions, president, response threats, sanctions, SECURITY, stand down, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	8422
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden and iran! you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up your house or maybe you’ll find a secret diamond stash! who knows, just like biden doesn’t know if iran will chill out. so come on over and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!