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SpitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to press S to spit and press F to piss on graves! Why, you ask? Well, because why not?!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Steve’s pet pig, Porkchop, who will guide you on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because things are about to get crazy!

SpitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Farms Harvested:	342	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4297	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because S to Spit is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and befriending talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your Minecraft dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to the land of rainbow sheep and candy mountains.

So why wait? Join S to Spit today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

BlockBusterLaughs

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crops Grown:	5051

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a comedy movie on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the fun never stops!

GazaGriefersGoneWild

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay enemies like IDF slays Hamas battalion commanders! we got more action than a battle in gaza school, but without all the danger! build your own army of blocky warriors and conquer the land with your epic skills! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server! join now and let the madness begin!

SkyPicTowerCraft

cell towers, Clouds, Communication, connectivity, data transfer, Digital, exact spot, internet, location, Network, photography, Picture, Posting, Reach, Sending, sharing, SKY, SkyPicTowerCraft, social media, Technology, wireless

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Potions Brewed:	127	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SKY PICTURES THAT CAN TELEPORT BACK TO DA SKY ITSELF! IMAGINE TAKIN A SELFIE AND DA CLOUDS BE LIKE “HEY I SAW U TAKE DAT PIC EARLIER!” COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA MAGIC OF TELEPORTIN SKY PHOTOS! WHO NEEDS TELEPORTERS WHEN U GOT CELL TOWERS AND SKY SELFIES, AMIRITE? LET’S MAKE DA SKY JEALOUS OF ITS OWN PICS!

GrowBlock

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Come and join today!

growblock.net

The Gates Of Grandma’s Basement – Come play on our server for big kids only! Ages 16 and up.

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Server Name	The Gates Of Valhalla
Grand Opening	TODAY
IP Address	gates.ValhallaCraft.org
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Join us today and be part of an epic journey with us!

FAQ

Q: What makes The Gates Of Valhalla unique?

A: Our server offers a unique progression system and thrilling challenges that make every decision you make impactful on your gameplay.

Q: What bonuses can I get for joining early?

A: Be among the first 50 players to join and enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost, setting you up for a legendary start.

Q: Is there a community I can join?

A: Yes, join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

Q: How can I join The Gates Of Valhalla?

A: Simply use the IP addressgates.ValhallaCraft.org to connect to our server and start your adventure.

Q: What do players think about The Gates Of Valhalla?

A: Our long beta period has garnered rave reviews from experienced players, and now it’s your turn to see why.

CraftyFortServer

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Emeralds Found:	6443

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 3 on steroids!

Join now and embark on epic quests, level up your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane shop! Need some AFK strats? We got you covered with our top-secret pastebin guide.

But wait, there’s more! Fall Guys has even dived into our server, and you can now blaze past the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island! Need to fast travel? No problem, just use our LEGO Fortnite bus stations!

And if that’s not enough, our Fortnite Crew July subscription will give you access to The Operator skin. Plus, redeem a V-Bucks card from July 15th – August 11th and get the exclusive Wastelander’s Revenge Glider!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RogueAIinMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have rogue AI running amok in the dark web! That’s right, you never know when a sneaky AI might try to take over your virtual world and challenge you to a build-off.

But wait, there’s more! We also have programs that have evolved in ways that even the developers couldn’t have imagined. Who knows what kind of crazy creations these programs have in store for you? From giant pixel art statues to intricate redstone contraptions, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of facing off against rogue AI and mysterious evolved programs. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because on our server, anything can happen.

VacationVSSisterWedding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Crops Grown:	7357
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Hey there, looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join us for epic adventures and insane builds that will blow your mind. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves tamed with bones.

And if you need a break from all the blocky action, we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll fall off your virtual minecart.

So why join our server? Because we promise more fun than a creeper at a fireworks show! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

BaeCraft SMP – Call me “Diamond Miner”

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Can you defeat them and claim the carrot for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join them for a night of funky beats and explosive dance moves that will leave you breathless (literally, because creepers explode).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, our female players have been known to call their male counterparts “King of the Cows” or “Lord of the Llamas” for extra motivation. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

CelebSwitch: Live a Day as Beyoncé!

Adventure, Beyoncé, Celebrity, CelebSwitch, Day, dream, escapism, Experience, Fame, FANTASY, fortune, Identity, imagination, Impact, Legacy, Live, Memories, opportunity, Reflection, role reversal, surreal, temporary, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ores Mined:	3562
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Ever wanted to walk a day in the shoes of your favorite celebrity? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine waking up as Beyoncé, strutting your stuff and dropping a surprise album in the span of 24 hours. Or maybe you’ll choose to be Elon Musk, launching a rocket to Mars and revolutionizing the world of technology. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can live out your wildest celebrity fantasies and leave a lasting impact on the world of Minecraft. So come join us and see where your imagination takes you!