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SpitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	667
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mines Excavated:	2529	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to press S to spit and press F to piss on graves! Why, you ask? Well, because why not?!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Steve’s pet pig, Porkchop, who will guide you on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because things are about to get crazy!

SpitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because S to Spit is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and befriending talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your Minecraft dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to the land of rainbow sheep and candy mountains.

So why wait? Join S to Spit today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

chomp Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3797	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs can fly, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Chicken Jockey Circus, where tiny chickens ride on the backs of speedy baby zombies in a thrilling race around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure! chomp munch slurp

Cashier Flirts Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Towns Built:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of getting hit on at the cashier in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only flirting you’ll experience is with our adorable pixelated animals! No more awkward encounters while trying to buy groceries, just pure gaming fun!

Join our server and become a cashier in a virtual world where you can flirt with all the cute players without any repercussions! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend who will never leave you for a better server?

So come on over and leave those awkward encounters behind. Join our Minecraft server today and start a new chapter of your life where the only inappropriate moves are the ones you make with your blocky character!

Pixelated Pocket Monsters Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1631	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of the Sun and Moon constantly ruining your Minecraft vibe? Do you wish you could play in eternal darkness without those pesky celestial bodies getting in your way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have banned the Sun and Moon from our server, so you can play in perpetual darkness and never have to worry about pesky daylight again. Join us and experience the thrill of mining and building without ever seeing the light of day! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the legendary Minecraft myth. Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

No Nsfw Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ores Mined:	3436	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We’ve got you covered. How about a dance party with creepers? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! We have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, where players compete to create the most outrageous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s no limit to what you can create.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

More and More Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5413	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a twisted version of reality where women are the ones taking charge! That’s right, you’ll see women mowing the lawn, changing the oil in cars, and even drilling out and screwing on outdoor night lights while their husbands pass them screws like it’s nobody’s business.

Join us for a wild ride where gender roles are flipped upside down and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server? So come on in and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Welcome to the server among the as server of Minecraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Farms Harvested:	807
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

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Cube vs PS2 Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a gaming experience more exclusive than the features missing from the GameCube version of Def Jam Fight For NY!

Join us and revel in the glory of having only one voice for your character – because who needs variety when you can have monotony, am I right? Plus, enjoy the thrill of missing out on eight epic music tracks, because who needs a full soundtrack when you can just hum to yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server takes the lack of light blur effect to a whole new level, making your characters and arenas look like they’re stuck in a perpetual state of confusion. And don’t even get us started on the reduced crowds in certain arenas – who needs a cheering audience when you can just fight in awkward silence?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, get ready for some super compressed textures that will make you question whether you’re playing Minecraft or a pixelated nightmare. So come join us on our server for a gaming experience that’s so outrageous, it’ll make you wonder why you ever played on anything else!

Honkai: Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	7107
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are tougher, the loot is crazier, and the adventures are out of this world!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of exploding. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive events like the “Eighth Dawn” extravaganza where players can ride on magical flying llamas and battle against evil unicorns for a chance to win rare loot. And don’t even get me started on the “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes” questline, where you can become a legendary hero and save the world from an army of evil rabbits.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Who needs boring old vanilla servers when you can have this level of insanity?

Supreme Court Saves Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of worrying about Trump taking away your precious pixelated guns in Minecraft? Fear not, for on our server, the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of keeping all guns in the virtual world safe and sound! Join us and fight for your right to bear blocky arms in epic battles against creepers and skeletons. Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the gun-toting fun in Minecraft? Join now and let freedom ring…in the form of explosive TNT cannons!

Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!