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BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

Adversity, BlockyDisasters, Challenges, coping, Day, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, Experience, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, Life, Loss, Pain, Reflection, Sadness, Struggle, Tragedy, Traumatic, WORST, worst day

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	567
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political leadership, President Zelenskyy, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian lawmakers, Unleashed, Victory, victory plan, War, Western Allies, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Votes:	2050
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	11571
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	6204
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

controversial relationships, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, interracial couples, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, madness, Minecraft, mudshark, peer influence, prejudice, racial dynamics, racism, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo relationships, teenage girls, teenage rebellion

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	7950	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

ancient wisdom, benefit, cultural appropriation, enlightenment, ESOTERIC, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Jewish, kabbalah, knowledge, Minecraft, morality, Mysticism, personal growth, Religion, sacred texts, Secrets, self improvement, smp, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	165	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

WorkLifeCraft SMP

advice, Boundaries, burnout prevention, Communication, flexibility, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, Prioritization, productivity, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Struggling, Support, Time management, Tips, wellness, work-life balance, work-life integration, WorkLifeCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	530391	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8703
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

banter, best quote, blocky, Crafting, Deep quotes, famous quotes, favorite quote, impactful quotes, inspiration, life quotes, meaningful quotes, memorable quotes, motivational, Powerful Quotes, quips, quote of the day, quotes, quotes about life, quotes for inspiration, quotes for motivation, quotes for success, quotes to live by, thought-provoking quotes, wise words, words of wisdom

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

Access, Broadband, connectivity, digital divide, digital transformation, elon musk, Expansion, global communication, Infrastructure, innovation, internet, progress, remote areas, rushin, russia, russians, Satellite Internet, Space, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Towns Built:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).