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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7758 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
we’ve got unicorns roaming around, farting rainbows and stuff. and the creepers? oh man, they’re all wearing party hats and singing happy birthday to you when they explode! it’s, like, totally insane!
also, our diamonds are, like, super sparkly and give you magical powers. you can fly around the server on a giant chicken and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever!
plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we have dance parties every night and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. it’s, like, a non-stop party up in here!
so, like, forget about unpacking after a vacation. join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin! you won’t regret it, i promise!