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LuxeCraft Minecraft Server

artisanal mixology, ATTEND, Bartender, bespoke drinks, cocktail lounge, Emotional support, exclusive, Feelsbar Luxe, high end, intimate setting, LuxeCraft, luxury, Minecraft, Name your drink, personalized service, premium experience, Server, spill your woes, therapy session, top shelf spirits, top-notch service, unique cocktails, Upscale

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency accepted is imaginary drinks! Need a pick-me-up after a long day of mining? Just name your drink and our virtual bartender will whip it up for you in no time.

But that’s not all! Our bartender is also a therapist in disguise, ready to listen to all your virtual woes and provide you with some much-needed virtual advice. Need to vent about that creeper that blew up your house for the tenth time? Our bartender has got your back.

Join our server for a wild ride of virtual drinks, therapy sessions, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay thrown in there. Who knew a virtual bar could be so entertaining? So come on in, spill your virtual woes, and let our bartender attend to your every need. Cheers!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

/pol/ hate catholicism, adultery, based catholicism, burning on the stake, christianity abolition, church prohibited divorce, conservative Europe, Enforced Moral Order, Enforced Social Order, Europe under catholicism, historic catholicism, Holycraft, insane clownification, liberalization, massacre of Jews, massacre of mudslimes, Minecraft, Misconceptions on Catholicism, modern catholicism, moral massacres, nationalism, opposition to liberalism, patriarchal society, resistance to change, restrictions on immoral behavior, Server, templars, usury, women inferior to men

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and guidelines? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us if you want to experience a world where chaos reigns supreme and where history is rewritten in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine a Minecraft server where the Church of Minecraft (formerly known as the white man’s religion) rules with an iron fist. Usury is the norm, immoral behavior is punishable by death, and women are considered nothing more than male slaves. But don’t worry, we also have epic battles against mudslimes and Jewish shits because why not?

Join us on this server to witness the glory of the Templars, who were more based than Hitler himself (yes, you read that right). And if you’re a fan of burning people at the stake or killing them for spreading liberalism, then this is the place for you!

So say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to a world where Catholicism is as twisted and insane as a rollercoaster ride through the Nether. Join us now and let’s rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Minecraft SMP – /feg/ – Fire Emblem Block Party

BLOCK, Characters, Community, discussion, Emblem, emulation, FANTASY, feg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem General, Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Nintendo, Party, RPG, smp, strategy games, tactical rpg, Tactics, video games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	109
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the epic battles and drama of the Fire Emblem franchise and bring them to life in blocky form! Join us for a chance to reenact your favorite Fire Emblem moments, like when Hector crits a dragon with a 1% chance or when Chrom accidentally marries his own sister (awkward).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground arena where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon in the arena, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with Fire Emblem shenanigans, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). See you in the game, brave warriors!

Momma’s Basement Escape

adjustment, basement, blended families, child custody, child’s feelings, child’s perspective, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotional conflict, Escape, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Happiness, living arrangements, mommas, mother-son relationship, moving homes, parental relationships, parental separation, personal boundaries, step parents

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of living with your mom’s new boyfriend and his son? Do you want to escape the awkward family dinners and forced bonding time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual family where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates again. Plus, our server is so epic that even creepers will want to move in with you instead. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama. Join now and start crafting your way to freedom!

ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9793
Players Killed by Monsters:	7596	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Votes:	2165
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Emeralds Found:	5950
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Emeralds Found:	3184	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!