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LuxeCraft Minecraft Server

artisanal mixology, ATTEND, Bartender, bespoke drinks, cocktail lounge, Emotional support, exclusive, Feelsbar Luxe, high end, intimate setting, LuxeCraft, luxury, Minecraft, Name your drink, personalized service, premium experience, Server, spill your woes, therapy session, top shelf spirits, top-notch service, unique cocktails, Upscale

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5088	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	6312	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency accepted is imaginary drinks! Need a pick-me-up after a long day of mining? Just name your drink and our virtual bartender will whip it up for you in no time.

But that’s not all! Our bartender is also a therapist in disguise, ready to listen to all your virtual woes and provide you with some much-needed virtual advice. Need to vent about that creeper that blew up your house for the tenth time? Our bartender has got your back.

Join our server for a wild ride of virtual drinks, therapy sessions, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay thrown in there. Who knew a virtual bar could be so entertaining? So come on in, spill your virtual woes, and let our bartender attend to your every need. Cheers!

WorstDrugMC SMP

addiction, dangerous drugs, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug crisis, drug dangers, drug dependency, drug epidemic, drug misuse, drug overdose, drug problem, drug recovery, drug rehabilitation, drug treatment, harmful substances, illegal drugs, illicit drugs, overdose, smp, substance abuse, worst drug, WorstDrugMC

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the worst drug ever – the addiction to building epic structures and exploring endless worlds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll be logging on every chance you get just to get your fix of blocky goodness.

We’ve got a crazy community of players who are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant chicken statues to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the world of our Minecraft SMP?

So come join us and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be warned, once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked for life!

RegretCraft: The Server of Shame

Apology, error, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, lament, lesson learned, misstep, mistake, past actions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, remorseful, repentance, repentance journey, rueful, self-blame, Server, shame, sorrow, wish I could undo

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Love Letters Sent:	20	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Have you ever accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and instantly regretted it? Well, fear not! Join our server and you can punch as many villagers as you want without any consequences! In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe haven for all your villager-punching needs. So come on over and release your inner rage on those pesky NPCs! Just don’t tell the Iron Golems, they’re a bit touchy about that sort of thing.

CraftyKatzRailways

anti-French sentiment, Attack, conspiracy theories, CraftyKatzRailways, criminal motive, european security, extremism, France, French railways, Global threats, international relations, investigation, iran, Katz, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, political tensions, Propaganda, radical Islam, security threats, Terrorism

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story that Iran and radical Islam are, like, attacking French railways. But France is all like, nah, it’s just some criminals, man.

But, like, on this server, you can be a hero and stop the evil plans of Iran and radical Islam. Or maybe you can join them and cause chaos on the French railways. The choice is yours, bro.

Plus, there’s, like, super cool builds and mini-games to play. And, like, the admins are totally rad and will help you out if you get stuck or need help. So, like, come join the fun and be a part of this wild adventure. Let’s go, dude!

CraftyLiesMC

Authenticity, Awareness, Clarity, CraftyLiesMC, Deception, Discernment, Honesty, Insight, Observation, Perception, perspective, real eyes, real lies, realization, realize, SELF AWARENESS, Truth, truthfulness, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that makes u question ur whole existence? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s like a trip to the twilight zone but with blocks and creepers.

u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”

so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.

GeneCraft: StrokeSurvivors

brain health, cognitive health outcomes, depression, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic markers, genetic research, genetic testing, genetic variants, Medical research, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological recovery, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, ptsd, recovery process, specific genes, stroke survivors, StrokeSurvivors, targeted therapies, trajectory of recovery

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1383	Enchantments Applied:	232
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

so like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got genes and stuff! like, our players have super special genes that make them build like pros and mine like crazy!

we did a study and found out that these genes are related to how fast you can recover from getting hit by a creeper or falling in lava. and get this, these genes also help with depression, PTSD, and making sure your brain works good while playing minecraft!

join our server and unlock the power of the genes! build the biggest castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and fight off the creepers like a boss! who needs therapy when you got minecraft and super genes, right? come join us and be a genetic minecraft master!

Boys

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Votes:	7932	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to Los Chicos Minecraft Server!

Dive into an immersive RPG experience where adventure meets innovation. Los Chicos offers a unique blend of custom items and enchantments that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. With the addition of Slimefun, you can explore a vast array of technological advancements and magical items, making every moment exciting and unpredictable.Our dynamic economy system allows you to trade, build wealth, and establish your empire. Participate in thrilling events and competitions to showcase your skills, and don’t miss out on our frequent giveaways that reward our dedicated players.

Join Los Chicos today and become part of a vibrant community where every player contributes to an ever-evolving world of endless possibilities. Your adventure begins here!Receive support and participate in events and giveaways in our discord server.

Features: Custom Items Custom Enchantments RPG skills Guilds and Parties Slimefun Mcmmo Custom Textures Ranks and kits

111.223.147.67:20000

RelaxLifeMC

Active, Adventure, best, Community, Daily, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, new stuff, Players, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, RelaxLifeMC, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Votes:	6392
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Best LifeSteal Server Out There!!! We offer The Best LifeSteal Experience Out There With new Stuff Coming In Every Day!!!

ro-premium.pylex.xyz:9960

Harvest SMP: Where the veggies are fresh, the players are ripe, and the drama is Juicy!

Adults, anti cheat, Application Process, BUILD, Community, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Drama, ELYTRA, Events, Experience, Farm, Fresh, Harvest, juicy, Minecraft, minigame district, Mods, Players, Redstone, resourcepacks, ripe, Season, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, veggies, voice chat

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Emeralds Found:	2819	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Harvest SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Harvest SMP
Server Type	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Season	Season 3 – Harvest Season
Community Focus	Community participation, events, and builds
Mods	Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, Admin Mods

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord server at the link provided and start your application process.

What is the server’s age requirement?

The server is 18+ and while we do not request age verification, we trust that players are honest about their age.

What kind of experience level is welcome on the server?

All experience levels are welcome on the server, whether you are a veteran player or new to the game.

Are mods mandatory to play on the server?

Mods are optional on the server, but they enhance the gameplay experience with quality of life improvements and custom textures.

What is the economy like on the server?

We have a diamond-based economy in the shopping district for trading and transactions.

What is the server’s goal for this season?

The goal for this season is to have a long-term world, unlike previous seasons that had a reset after a shorter period of time.

LimbusCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Chapter 6.5, countdown, current events, Current Extractions, download links, e.g.o, Ego, Fell Bullet Heathcliff, General guide, Gregor, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, Murder on the WARP Express, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Required reading, season 4, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, tutorial, Ultimate, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, W Corp. L3 Cleanup Captain Outis

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9778	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, Murder on the WARP Express, and a Refraction Railway Line masquerade like no other.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter Captain Outis and Fell Bullet Heathcliff on your adventures!

BotswanaSMP: SufferCraft Edition

botswana, BotswanaSMP, coping mechanisms, Edition, emotional distress, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, seeking help, SufferCraft, Suffering, Support, Therapy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4349
Void Armor Forged:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of suffering in Botswana? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh realities of life in Botswana by building virtual worlds and making new friends! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they literally rain from the sky! So come join us and say goodbye to your troubles in Botswana, because in our Minecraft world, the only suffering you’ll experience is from laughing too hard at all the shenanigans we get up to!