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Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8045	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

building relationships, cultivating empathy, deep conversation starters, encouraging vulnerability, engaging queries, enhancing communication, expanding horizons, exploring perspectives, fostering connection, igniting creativity, introspective inquiries, meaningful dialogue, MineCraftQA, open-ended discussions, personal reflection, philosophical musings, promoting understanding, Self Discovery, sparking curiosity, strengthening bonds, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Emeralds Found:	7397	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Star Shards Collected:	235
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	579813
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	179	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Runes Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9608	Buildings Constructed:	48
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	597	Potions Brewed:	88
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

BlockBingeCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Meteorites Collected:	1	Animals Bred:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!