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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5179 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 165 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We’ve got diamond armor giveaways every hour, so you can bling out your character like a boss. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig races – those little oinkers are faster than a speeding minecart!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to epic dance battles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “it’s fucking OVER” to all other servers out there.