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BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	166
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	3924
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	138	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	65617
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Love Letters Sent:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

This server has Empires & Factions that are vassals residing in and making up the Empire. Empires are colors: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, Gray. These Empires constantly in need of governance and strong leaders, so we have an edict courthouse within the capital.

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Astral Projections Made:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.