| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2801 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7226 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8019 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8500 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 412 | Mines Excavated: | 2814 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 8540 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 169 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9699 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Votes: | 182 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 4140 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1868 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4427 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 687 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7710 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3605 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 1532 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 245 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4191 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
