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NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	New Chunks Explored:	876374
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mines Excavated:	1667
Animals Bred:	131	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	79

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8794
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	131
Crops Grown:	9999	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Runes Activated:	1

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

abc.deadtime.site

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

1.21, banned, bedrock, Chaos, Discord, disgraceful, encouraged, End.., Gametype, invite, java, Language, Minecraft, netherite, OPENS, play session, Players, Realm, semi anarchy, Server, slightly, smp, Start, Tomorrow, Week, world

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Farms Harvested:	200
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?
No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?
The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?
The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?
Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?
Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

BELIEVABLE, Character development, collaborative storytelling, Crafty, creative writing, cuck, Cuck Thread, fantasies, fantasy world, Good Quality, humor, Imaginative, immersive experiences, larps, memes, Minecraft, Original Characters, Post OC, Roleplay Adventures, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, Server, Stories, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1096
Emeralds Found:	3775	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	889	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!