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On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as fed up with adulting as you are. We have weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where you can show off your creative skills and compete for ridiculous prizes like a virtual pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.
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| Description |
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| CRUSALIS is a geopolitical historically accurate minecraft server all about recreating history. Join us on our server to participate in fun vc grind sessions, raids, and legendary wars where we aim to claim enemy nation land. The server is iteration based, with each new iteration bringing fresh content and themes. Currently, we are building Armavir (Armenia) and organizing our forces for victory. Join us on the server and help contribute to our nation! |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is the server IP? | crusalis.net (premium Minecraft only) |
| How can I join the community? | Join Victorix on Discord and verify your account. When asked who invited you, say Mado. |
| What can I expect on the server? | Participate in grind sessions, raids, and wars to claim enemy nation land. Each iteration brings new content and themes to keep the server fresh. |
| How long do iterations last? | Iterations typically last around 2 months before the server resets for a new theme and content. |
| How can I contribute to nation-building? | Join our skilled players in organizing our forces for victory and contribute to building Armavir (Armenia). |