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Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

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