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SMPComfortEats – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Are you tired of getting griefed on other servers and need a safe space to enjoy your virtual snacks? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual comfort food that will make all your worries disappear. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and maybe even a few surprise food fights. So come on, grab your virtual fork and join us for a taste of the good life on our server!

CraftyCareerBoost

Adaptability, career development, career improvement, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCareerBoost, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, leadership, lifelong learning, networking, problem solving, resilience, school education, SELF AWARENESS, soft skills, teamwork, Time management, underrated skill

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

Are you tired of boring old school teachings that don’t prepare you for the real world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and learn the most underrated skill that will skyrocket your career to new heights – block building!

Forget about math and science, on our server, the only thing you need to know is how to build the craziest structures using only blocks. Who needs a college degree when you can impress your future boss with a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower made out of dirt blocks?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Block Master, a mysterious figure who will grant you special powers if you can defeat him in a building competition. Rumor has it that the last player who beat him now rules the server with an iron pickaxe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start your journey to block-building greatness!

OrganRepoCraft

Black Market, DEBT, Dystopia, finance, future society, futuristic, Healthcare, loan, Medical Ethics, moral dilemma, organ donation, OrganRepoCraft, Organs, payment, repo, science fiction, speculative fiction, speculative future, speculative scenario, subscription, Technology

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Farms Harvested:	495	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

remember that time when you were playing minecraft and suddenly your organs were repo’d because you didn’t pay back your loan? yeah, that was wild. but guess what, on this server, you can pay for organs via subscription! never worry about losing your kidneys again!

join our server for the most epic adventures ever. we have dragons that shoot lasers out of their eyes, unicorns that poop rainbows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers).

if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride. we promise you’ll never be bored again. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who doesn’t love cookies?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting dragons. they can be a bit feisty.

Feeling the Rhythm on Rhythmia, the Medieval MMORPG Server – Alpha Testing Frenzy THIS FRIDAY! Let’s slay dragons and dance together!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

YouTube	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrXpxICNX0g&t=19s&pp=ygULcmh5dGhtaWEgbWM%3D
Discord	https://discord.gg/5pWdAP6A

Overview:

This Minecraft server offers a whitelist sign-up through their Discord channel. They also have a YouTube channel where you can find more information and updates about the server.

FAQ:

Q: How do I sign up to be whitelisted?

A: You can sign up to be whitelisted by joining their Discord channel and following the instructions provided.

Q: Can I join the server without being whitelisted?

A: No, this server requires all players to be whitelisted in order to join.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules are usually outlined in the Discord channel or on the server itself.

Q: Is the server regularly updated?

A: The server owners strive to keep the server updated with the latest features and patches to provide the best gameplay experience for all players.

PixelPerfection Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	134
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where your character looks like a potato? Well, look no further because on our server, your main character is looking SO GOOD that even the creepers stop to admire them! Join us and watch as your pixelated avatar struts around like they just stepped off the cover of Vogue!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the forests and can be tamed with a diamond pickaxe. Imagine riding into battle on the back of a Bigfoot, crushing your enemies with its massive feet!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who can actually build houses faster than you can say “Redstone”. Join us if you dare and see if you can outbuild a spooky specter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

NightTimeNonsense Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3294	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against creepers, hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players, and a community that’s crazier than a pack of rabid wolves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you stand against them and fight for freedom and justice?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

MommaMinecraftMadness

aita, boyfriend’s mom, car registration, civil relationship, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Courthouse, emotional distress, family drama, legal implications, MommaMinecraftMadness, personal boundaries, personal information privacy, photo enforced ticket, privacy concerns, relationship issues, RESPONSIBILITY, ticket transfer, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7006	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Astral Projections Made:	1
Votes:	8952	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this ticket transfer saga.

Are you ready to navigate through family feuds and legal loopholes while building your dream blocky world? Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good challenge, both in-game and in real life!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness epic battles at the courthouse, where players fight for their right to keep their personal information private. Who needs sword fights when you can have a showdown over a slip of paper?

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to maintain a civil relationship with your boyfriend’s mom while dodging photo enforced tickets left and right. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!

NoSadSkinsOnlyWin

black clothing, clothing ban, clothing censorship, clothing freedom, clothing restrictions, depression, depression awareness, gun control, gun regulations, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, Guns, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, NoSadSkinsOnlyWin, stigma

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we be banning black clothing like it’s nobody’s business! Why, you ask? Well, cuz depression is like, totally contagious through the pixels, man. And we can’t be havin’ none of that negativity up in here! Plus, we be havin’ a crazy story ’bout a player who wore all black and summoned a whole army of Endermen to take over the server. True story, bro. So come join us and be part of the madness!

Bepis SMP: Where the only thing modded is our obsession with Bepis! 1.18.2, 18+ – Join us now!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Minecraft Server Overview
This is a server for my friends and I to screw around on. It’s using the same modpack from the SDMP Season 2 series online. The modpack features:

Modpack Features
• Dungeons and boss fights
• Simple Voicechat
• New biomes and mobs
• Industrial foregoing mod
• Decoration mods
• Herobrine?
• And much more!

Feel free to join the discord to play:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mfRAp3sU

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, feel free to join and play with us!
Is the modpack difficult to install?	No, the modpack is easy to install and we can provide guidance if needed.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have some basic rules to ensure a friendly and enjoyable environment for everyone.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier.

DiditCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magic Items Found:	8164	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a flying pig, battling creepers with laser swords, and taming dragons to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions ready to do your bidding. And don’t forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players compete to see who can ride their pig through a maze of obstacles the fastest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and exploding sheep along the way!