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SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

FriendshipCraft SMP

Communication, digital connections, digital relationships, FriendshipCraft, FRIENDSHIPS, internet relationships, online communication, online friendships, online interactions, relationships, smp, social behavior, Social Connections, Social Impact, social influence, Social Interaction, social media, social networking sites, social-networking, Technology, virtual communities

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of being a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft? Want to spice up your virtual social life? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or until someone steals your diamonds). Our server is like a virtual Tinder, but instead of swiping left or right, you’ll be mining, crafting, and building your way to forming new relationships.

Forget about sliding into DMs, on our server, you’ll be sliding into lava pits and dodging creepers while trying to make new friends. Social media may have changed the way we connect with others, but nothing beats the thrill of teaming up with fellow players to take down the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our SMP server today and let the virtual shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while building a giant statue of a potato.

CraftyLaughter

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchantments Applied:	228
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	185
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

The best part of your day today will be joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that could mine blocks with just a single touch. Legend has it that this player became the richest miner in all of Minecraft land, building a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and riding a diamond-encrusted pig around town. So, if you want to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, then join our server today! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret portal to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

CraftyCommiesMC

Advanced, aerospace, aircraft, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense industry, fighter jet, Geopolitical, HALTED, Military, Military Aircraft, military capabilities, production, russia, Russian, sanctions impact, Su-57, Technology, WARFARE, Western sanctions

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic stuff like the russian su-57 but with blocks instead of metal cuz that’s how we roll. we got crazy sanctions from the western players cuz they jealous of our mad building skills. so come on over and help us stick it to the man by building the most insane su-57 replica ever seen in minecraft history. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? join us now and let’s show those western players who’s boss in the world of blocks!

Plastic Baby Boom Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2147	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Yo, imagine a world where your Minecraft character can breathe in aerosolized plastics and have them show up in your baby Minecraft character’s tissues! That’s right, on our server, we take realism to a whole new level. Join now to experience the thrill of finding micro- and nanoplastics in your virtual offspring’s lung, liver, kidney, heart, and brain tissue. Don’t worry, we made sure to compare it to a control group with no plastics, just to really drive home how wild this experience is. So come on, join us and see just how crazy things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3385	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just have regular character trailers, we have Minecraft-style character trailers! Watch as Xilonen battles creepers and builds epic structures with nothing but her trusty pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our latest version update, “The Rainbow Destined to Burn,” will have you on the edge of your blocky seat as you uncover hidden treasures and face off against the most fearsome Ender Dragon you’ve ever seen.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive Xilonen Web Event, where you can forge your own name and earn epic rewards. And don’t forget about our 4th Anniversary Web Event, “Starlight Reverie,” where you can party with all your blocky friends and dance the night away.

Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – all ready to join you on your epic Minecraft adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner, featuring the legendary Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous, blocky adventures you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this block-tastic fun!

/MC SMP/ – Mining Mayhem: Creeper Chaos

Absolute Doom, afk strategy, battle royale, Bird Call Emote, Chaos, chapter 5, creeper, Day of Doom, Doctor Doom, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Inferno Island, karol g, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, Lost Isles, Marvel Hero, MAYHEM, Mining, Mission Alerts, Polus, Ranked Reload, rocket racing, season 4, Season XP, smp, v-bucks

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	1050	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for absolute DOOM and chaos!

Become a Marvel hero in Minecraft and battle it out with Doctor Doom himself! Complete quests, check your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane marketplace.

Need a break from all the action? Try out our LEGO XP AFK strategy for maximum gains. And don’t forget to level up your Season XP at a pace that will make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and stop Doctor Doom in our epic “Day of Doom” event. Plus, get ready to race to the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island – it’s a blast!

And if that’s not enough, Karol G will be bringing the rhythm to our Fortnite Festival! Get ready to dance your way to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and explore the Lost Isles in LEGO Fortnite V31.20! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. And remember, always thank the Bus Driver!

CraftyCarCaper

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

PetPals SMP: Best Pet Memories

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Farms Harvested:	330
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8366

Join our Minecraft SMP and create even more epic memories with your virtual pets! Our server is filled with magical creatures that you can tame and ride into battle against other players. Imagine riding a giant chicken into a PvP match and squawking your way to victory! Plus, our pet grooming station allows you to give your pets stylish makeovers, from rainbow fur to diamond-studded collars. So come join us and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

PixelatedRevolution

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ores Mined:	501
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Dragon Eggs Found:	5470
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Zombie Dances:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Imagine a world where you could join a Minecraft server that is so epic, it would make your 10-year-ago self’s head explode! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below.

But that’s not all! This server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. You haven’t lived until you’ve partied with the undead.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and experience the unimaginable! Your 10-year-ago self would never believe it, but here you are, living the dream.

PastorPimpSenatorPHL

abuse of power, controversial figure, Corruption, criminal charges, detained, Exploitation, human trafficking, international news, Justice, legal issues, Pastor, PastorPimpSenatorPHL, Philippines, political ambitions, Politics, public office, religious leader, scandal, senatorial elections, sex trafficking, US

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!