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Sperg Squad Minecraft Server

Consciousness, conservatism, Diversity, evangelion, Fun, Future, Inclusivity, Kindness, libtardism, Minecraft, Nazis, normies, political ideology, progress, rationality, Server, society, Sperg, spergs, squad, Superiority, Technology, unfiltered communication, wisdom

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Votes:	6949	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are filled with normies and basic ideologies? Look no further, because our server is for the true intellectuals and spergs of the world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with technology, rationality, and unfiltered communication. We don’t mess around with conservatism or libtardism here – only the finest minds are welcome.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle while discussing the deeper meaning of Evangelion with your fellow players. The sun is setting, the mobs are lurking, and you’re having the time of your life on our server.

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Embrace your inner sperg and join us today!

CraftyCraze Server

4chan, 4chan archive, 4stats, avatarfagging, ban archives, Blogposting, boards, Complaints, CraftyCraze, Happenings, History, irc, media browser, Moderators, Mods, Personal Report Buttons, Server, Small GETs, spergs, Staff, webm looper, Yotsuba catalog

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the interesting and unusual stuff goes down! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are.

From small GETs to known spergs sperging out, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Our moderators are like superheroes, keeping the peace and making sure everyone has a good time. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on our Yotsuba catalog or 4chan media browser for some quality entertainment.

But that’s not all – we have public ban archives for those juicy drama moments, and a webm looper for when you just need to unwind with some funny videos. And if you want to enhance your 4chan Archive Experience, we’ve got you covered with some awesome userscripts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TweetCraft – Where the only thing crawling in our shithole is creepers! #MinecraftMadness

2013-2014, Based, books, Cool, crawling, CREEPERS, Elon twitter, funnier, funny, Hangout, INTERESTING, MinecraftMadness, Mogs, new, normies, POL, redpill, shithole, spergs, telegram chats, Thought-provoking, TweetCraft, twitter, white nationalist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Twitter and looking for a new cool hangout spot? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! We have white nationalist creepers, /pol/ inspired villagers, and memes that will make you spit out your diamond sword in laughter.

Not only that, but our community is full of hilarious people who will redpill you on the ways of the blocky world. Get invited to exclusive telegram chats where we discuss the deep lore of Minecraft and debate the best block placement strategies.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, Elon Musk himself has taken over our server and is dropping knowledge bombs left and right. It’s like a virtual TED talk, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old professors.

So why waste your time on Twitter when you could be joining us on this epic Minecraft adventure? Come join us and let the memes flow like water!

Mindbroke Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Manipulation, mastermind, mental anguish, mental breakdown, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mental manipulation, millions, mind control, mindbroke, Minecraft, narcissism, psychological abuse, psychological manipulation, psychological torment, psychological warfare, smp, toxic behavior, Trauma

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ores Mined:	2631
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who mindbroke millions! That’s right, he literally broke their minds with his epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join us if you want to witness the madness firsthand and maybe even have your mind broken too! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe a few trips to the Minecraft asylum. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can handle the chaos!

PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bodily functions, Bowel Movements, defecation, digestive system, excretion, funny facts, gastrointestinal health, human body, medical anomaly, Minecraft, one of a kind, Poop, PooPunchers, rare condition, recorded history, Server, Shit, strange abilities, unbelievable feats, unique ability, unusual talents

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

Keijo’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Anime, breasts, Butts, Critics, Disappearance, fan favorite, floating platform, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, Hip Whip Girl, keijo, Keijos, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, reception, smp, speculation, Sport, unanswered questions, Underrated, Water, Women

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Crops Grown:	4946	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Emeralds Found:	4147	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like no other, where players must use their breasts and butts to knock their opponents off floating platforms and into the water. It’s a sport like no other, where only the most skilled players can reign supreme.

But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the server was created by a group of rogue game developers who were tired of the same old boring PvP battles. They wanted something more…sensual. And thus, Hip Whip Girl SMP was born.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Hip Whip Girl champion. Just be prepared for some cheeky battles and bouncy showdowns along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to whip your way to victory!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Asian heritage, cultural identity, debunked myths, digital age, discrimination, Diversity, Ethnic groups, ethnicities, global communication, internet, japanese, Japanese people, Minecraft, Misinformation, online communities, online rumors, PALS, PIXEL, racial prejudices, racial profiling, Server, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Enchantments Applied:	193	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with try-hard players? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, even the Japanese players are just a myth! That’s right, you won’t find any real “japs” on our server because they’re too busy searching for diamonds in the real world.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of unicorns who are always down for a dance party in the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a land filled with talking chickens who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more chicken nuggets).

So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and let the insanity begin!

The Lonely Miner Minecraft SMP

Crush, doesn’t like, emotions, feelings, girl, HEARTBREAK, Like.., lonely, Minecraft, miner, rejection, relationships, smp, unreciprocated affection, unreciprocated crush, unreciprocated feelings, unreciprocated love, unreciprocated romance, unrequited affection, unrequited crush, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, unrequited romance

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	3072
Dragon Eggs Found:	6635	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of being rejected by the girl you like because you’re not a pro Minecraft player? Well, have no fear because on our server, being a Minecraft master is the key to winning her heart! Join us and show off your building skills to impress her with a virtual castle that will make her swoon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even finding love through Minecraft. Who knows, maybe the girl of your dreams is just a block away!

Next Year’s Epic Minecraft Server

anticipation, Divination, Epic, Expectation, forecast, foreknowledge, Foresight, foretelling, forewarning, Future, Insight, intuition, Minecraft, next year, outlook, Planning, prediction, premonition, Prophecy, Server, Upcoming, vision, Years

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is straight out of the future! How do we know this? Because we have a time-traveling admin who has seen it all!

Join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures like fighting off zombie dinosaurs, building a castle made entirely of cheese, and riding on flying pigs (yes, they do exist in our world).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

So why wait for next year when you can join our futuristic Minecraft server now? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for the time-traveling admin – he tends to get a little carried away with his pranks!

Pristine Minecraft SMP Welcome

acceptance, Adventure, borders, cultural exchange, entry, European Vacation, Exploration, family, foreigner, gadjo, Gratitude, Hospitality, international friendship, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, new experiences, Pristine, Schengen, smp, Tourist, travel, Visa, Welcoming

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Animals Bred:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. But then, a group of mischievous creepers came along and blew it up, causing chaos and laughter all around. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the madness that awaits you on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a chicken. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks upon stacks of emeralds. So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. See you in the game, gadjo!

Cazycraft

clan system, Custom Bosses, Economy, Kits, mineral protections, PvP, Ranking system, Special Crates, strategic warps, Survival, trading area, Vanilla, version compatibility, virtual store

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Here are some of the amazing features you will find on our server:

1 An incredible virtual store so you can purchase everything you need to survive and prosper in this world full of challenges. 2 A trading area where you can exchange items with other players and strengthen your team. 3 special Crates that will give you the opportunity to obtain unique and exciting rewards. 4 No less than 16 new kits available for each rank! Each one with special skills and tools that will help you on your journey. 5 A clan system so you can join other players, form alliances and conquer the world together. 6 A raking system that will allow you to advance and obtain exclusive benefits as you progress in the game. 7 Strategic Warps that will take you to different important locations on the server in the blink of an eye. 8 Mineral protections to secure your precious possessions and prevent them from falling into the wrong hands. 9 New custom bosses that will challenge your combat skills and reward you with valuable treasures. 10 Compatibility from version 1.8 to 1.20.x! You will be able to enjoy all these features without worrying about the version of the game you are using.

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⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	2

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Stage Walks Minecraft Server

bold statements, comedic performance, comedic timing, comedy, controversial, Entertainment, entire western game industry, game industry criticism, humor, industry critique, Minecraft, Performance, public speaking, roast, satire, savagely roasts, Server, Stage, stage presence, stand up comedy, take him down, Walks, walks on stage, western games

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we roast the entire western game industry on a daily basis! Join us if you want to witness some savage burns and epic takedowns of your favorite game developers. Our players have mastered the art of roasting so well, they could make Gordon Ramsay cry with their insults. So come on down and see how long you can last before we take you down with our fiery wit! 🔥😂