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CarCraftin’ Sis Struggles

borrow my car, CarCraftin, Commute, coordinating, driving skills, fender benders, freedom, new job, parents, property protection, Protective, public transportation, save up, selfish, Sis, sister, Struggles, Trust, Understanding, unreasonable, work hours

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	New Chunks Explored:	309477
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and car borrowing requests? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream car out of blocks! No need to worry about your sister crashing it or your parents getting involved – just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can drive your blocky car wherever you want without having to coordinate with anyone else. So come join us and leave the car borrowing drama behind!

QuirkyCraft SMP: Weird Habits

bizarre customs, bizarre habits, eccentric behaviors, eccentric practices, habits, odd behaviors, odd rituals, offbeat practices, peculiar habits, peculiar idiosyncrasies, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, quirky tendencies, QuirkyCraft, smp, strange behaviors, strange quirks, unconventional habits, unique rituals, unusual habits, unusual routines, weird, weird habits, weird tendencies

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the weirder your habits, the better!

We once had a player who would only mine diamonds while standing on one foot and reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. And let’s not forget about the guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat as his base.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, embrace your weirdness and join us on the craziest SMP out there!

DreamCraft – Where the bizarre becomes reality!

BIZARRE, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream reflection, dream sharing, dream storytelling, dream symbolism, dream world, DreamCraft, lucid dreaming, odd dream scenarios, outlandish visions, Reality, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual sleep experiences, vivid dreams

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	169	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	6626	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!

Adults, children, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, Donetsk oblast, eastern europe, emergency relief, evacuation, governor, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Kids, Military, Pokrovsk, PokrovskCraft, Refugees, russia, Safety, SURVIVE, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	63	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

XPO1 Smackdown: Cancer vs. Killer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell activation, cell destruction, cell hijacking, cell recognition, cells, Disease treatment, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy, Killer, killer cell activation, medical breakthrough, natural killer cells, protein, protein targeting, SmackDown, XPO1

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on our server, we got natural killer cells that will instinctively attack any cancer cells tryna grow and take over the land!

we got this protein called XPO1 that can be hikacked (yeah, we spelled it wrong on purpose, it’s funnier that way) to activate even more killer cells to destroy the disease. it’s like a whole new level of fighting off the bad guys in minecraft!

join our server and help us take down cancer, one block at a time! plus, we have a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yeah, you heard that right. come join the fun and save the world from cancer, one lol at a time!

Duce’s SMP: Where even the pixels are over 18!

+18, 2013, 40s players, apply, Community Based, Discord, Duces, hermitcraft, large community builds, mid 20s, Mindcrack, MindCrack inspired, Mini Games, nether hubs, pixels, playing together, Saturday start, slow play style, smp, town halls, Vanilla, Village, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Towns Built:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	Since 2013
Player Age Range	Mid 20s to 40s
Play Style	Slow and community-based
Main Focus	Large community builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Please apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/MvEM9NzfHt
What type of builds are common on the server?	Large community builds such as nether hubs, town halls, and mini games are common
Is the server active and populated?	Yes, we have a dedicated player base with a range of ages

BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server

BlockyBobs, character abuse, gaming history, gamon, long tail tags, Minecraft, mistreated characters, Server, video games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Crops Grown:	1252
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of seeing poor Gamon getting beaten up in World of Warcraft? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Gamon is the ultimate hero! He’s the king of the server, riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig and slaying dragons with a single punch. Join our server and witness the epic saga of Gamon as he takes on the forces of evil and becomes the ultimate champion of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet dragon of your very own. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the legend of Gamon!

SMPWrestlerCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Wrestling Experience

big tiddies, choppa phase, doesn’t give a shit, Experience, funny, humor, Initiates Choppa Phase 5, INITIATION, initiation thread, meme, Minecraft, objectively based, Objectively Based Wrestlers, phase 5, smp, SMPWrestlerCraft, sucks on big tiddies, Thread, TIDDIES, Ultimate, Wrestlers, wrestlers thread, wrestling, wrestling thread

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	252	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of surviving Choppa Phase 5 – trust us, it’s no joke. And after a long day of battling it out, you can relax by sucking on some big tiddies (yes, you read that right). Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever experience in a Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

anger, awkward situations, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, Communication, daycare, feeling taken advantage of, Friends, Help, husband, Kids, KidzCraft, Minecraft, neighbor, overreacting, parenting, saying no, Server, stay at home mom, Upset, working parents, working together

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your neighbors? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and leave all your babysitting woes behind. No more awkward conversations with your neighbors, no more feeling like a doormat. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a dragon tamer!

Forget about saying no to babysitting requests, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is epic adventures and endless fun. So come on, join us and leave the babysitting drama behind – after all, who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

NoKidsNoDiamonds

Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, INDEPENDENCE, NoKidsNoDiamonds, Obligations, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Siblings, stress, Support, vacation, work

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Votes:	9686	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of being called a worthless piece of shit by your family? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after dealing with annoying relatives. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of living with family members who never pay bills. Join us now and build your own virtual family that actually appreciates you!