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High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

background checks, Career Advice, dropout, dropped out, entry level, entry level jobs, gaps in resume, HIGH, high school, job experience, job hunting, job interviews, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, lying on resume, microsoft excel, Minecraft, office position, online courses, Promotion, resume tips, School, smp, wagey

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9451	Players Killed by Monsters:	8177
Alien Abductions:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL

aita, calling out, christian hypocrisy, Christian values, confronting relatives, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial struggles, generational wealth, Inheritance, living situation, Money Matters, moral judgment., personal values, religious beliefs, thief, unchristian, uncle, UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL, wedding costs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!

AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP

awkward, AwkwardEavesdropMC, Conversation, cringe-worthy, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, funny, gossip, inappropriate, intrusive, mortifying, Overheard, Personal, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, Shocking.., smp, social faux pas, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, Unintentional

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the most awkward thing you’ll overhear is someone singing “Baby Shark” on repeat while trying to tame a wild llama with a rubber chicken. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

CraftyWebLinks

CraftyWebLinks, helpful websites, internet resources, Online platforms, Online Tools, Recommendations, useful websites, web resources, website collection, website database, website directory, website discovery, website guide, website index, website list, website recommendations, website reviews, website roundup, website showcase, website suggestions

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	459	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of cake, swim in a pool of melted chocolate, and have a dance party with a group of friendly creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey you’ve ever been on! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyPutins, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, Geopolitics, global economy, global oil prices, international relations, market volatility, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, oil market, oil production, oil trade, OPEC, political tensions, putin, russia, sanctions, Saudis, Server, War Economy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Villages Defended:	16

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, Hope, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, persecution, refugee, Relief, rescue, survivor, war zone, WOMAN, Yazidi

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

LOL, OKAY SO LIKE, THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE, JUST LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN WHO ESCAPED FROM GAZA, BUT INSTEAD OF ESCAPING, YOU’RE JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND IT’S LIKE BEING FREE AT LAST, BUT IN A BLOCKY WORLD.

YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE THE ADVENTURES HERE ARE WILDER THAN THE ONES THIS WOMAN WENT THROUGH. LIKE, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE IN RAINBOWS AND DIAMONDS, AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA.

ALSO, THE BUILDINGS HERE ARE MORE EPIC THAN THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. WE GOT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, A SKYSCRAPER THAT TOUCHES THE CLOUDS, AND A GIANT TOILET THAT FLUSHES YOU INTO A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE FREEDOM LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN, BUT IN A PIXELATED PARADISE, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER NOW. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

Astro Dino Party: Nadir Crater

asteroid, asteroid impact, Astro, cataclysm, Celestial, collision, crater, Dino, Dinosaurs, Earth, Event, Extinction, geology, History, Impact, impact crater, mass extinction, Nadir, Nadir crater, Paleontology, Party, planetary science, prehistoric, Science, Space

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

u know that big asteroid that killed all them dinos? well turns out it had a lil buddy called nadir crater and it’s now a freaking minecraft server. join us if u wanna see some out-of-this-world builds and survive in a land where dinosaurs still roam. we got lava pits bigger than ur mom’s cooking pot and caves deeper than ur ex’s love for u. come on, be a dino-slayer and build ur own empire in this prehistoric paradise. trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a t-rex, but that’s just part of the fun). so what u waiting for? join nadir crater now and let the madness begin!

mc.whis.pro Minecraft server

Alina, Boyfriend, comfortable, Community, convenient, Events, Friends, Fun, Gaming, interlocutors, Minecraft, No Lags, No mods, Players, private server, Server, Unique, Vanilla, Whis

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Hello, I’m Alina. My boyfriend and I decided to open our own private vanila+ server with a comfortable and convenient game, without mods or lags. Here you will find interesting interlocutors and players, and you will also be able to take part in various events, and spend your time with pleasure!

We are waiting for you and your friends on our unique server – Whis!

mc.whis.pro

Filipin Man’s Minecraft Server

asian, Born, career, Choices, Community, culture, ethnicity, family, filipin.., Filipino, filipino american, heritage, Identity, Immigrant, Lifestyle, man, mans, Minecraft, Nationality, Roots, Server, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	7498	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	5645
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of living a boring life as a regular Filipino man? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be anything you want! Want to be a superhero? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Easy peasy. Want to build a giant hotdog house? Why not!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let your inner Filipino man run wild!

Anime Adaptations Minecraft SMP

adaptation, adaptations, America, Anime, asian, Casting, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, Entertainment, ethnicity, film industry, Inclusivity, Media, Minecraft, Protagonist, Race, representation, smp, social justice, whitewashing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	287	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of seeing American adaptations of anime where the cast looks nothing like the original characters? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Our server is like a wacky crossover episode where anime characters come to life in a blocky world. Join us and you might just run into Naruto building a ramen shop, Sailor Moon fighting creepers with her magical powers, or Goku challenging everyone to a mining competition. So if you’re a fan of anime and love a good laugh, come join us for some ridiculous adventures and maybe even find your own anime doppelganger along the way!