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ButtCraft: TP Edition

ButtCraft, Edition

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll need to shower off the tears? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even toilet paper gets self-conscious around here. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard you’ll forget about your toilet paper butt! Join now and let the fun begin!

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New Server IP
HotTouchMinecraftSMP

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Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like touching a lava block with your bare hands, but in a good way, you know? Like, the admins are all wizards or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little puppies.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally touched a lava block, but instead of burning to a crisp, I turned into a fire-breathing dragon and flew around the server scaring all the noobs. It was lit, bro.

So if you want to experience the hottest thing you’ve ever touched in Minecraft, come join us on this server. Just be careful not to touch any lava blocks, unless you want to become a dragon like me. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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New Server IP
ReheatSucksCraft

Breakfast, Cooking, Dinner, flavor, Food, freshness, leftovers, lunch, Meal, meat, microwave, pasta, pizza, Reheated, reheating, ReheatSucksCraft, seafood, Soup, Taste, VEGETABLES

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about reheating your food again because our virtual world is filled with magical ovens that keep your meals tasting fresh and delicious forever! Say goodbye to soggy leftovers and hello to endless culinary delights in our wacky and wonderful server. Who needs a microwave when you have the power of unlimited flavor at your fingertips? Come join us and feast like never before!

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New Server IP
PyramidPanicMC

anger, ATTACKED, Community, Conflict, discrimination, Egyptian teen, Europe, HUMAN RIGHTS, italy, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Police, protest, PyramidPanicMC, racial tension, Riots, social justice, synagogue, Tragedy, Unrest, violence

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the chaos is real! We got riots erupting like fireworks in Italy, police killing Egyptian teens, and even synagogues getting attacked! It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of mayhem and madness, but in blocky pixel form! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the craziest server you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old peaceful servers when you can join the chaos and have a blast? Let’s gooooo!

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New Server IP
Flameproof Cotton – SafeCraft Server

Breakthrough, chemical-free, Cotton, cotton textiles, eco-friendly, everyday materials, fabric technology, fire prevention, fire resistant, fire retardant technology, fire safety, flame retardant, Flameproof, innovative textiles, life saving, non-toxic coating, property protection, researchers, SafeCraft, safety solutions, Server, sustainable materials, textile industry, textile innovation

So, like, imagine this server, right? It’s like, so lit that even cotton textiles are like, “woah, I wanna join this server!” Researchers were all like, “we gotta make this server fireproof, yo.” And then they did it! They made this one-step flame retardant that’s like, “nah, fire, you can’t touch this server!” It’s non-toxic and all, so it’s super safe for everyday materials. Like, your house won’t burn down when you’re playing on this server, how cool is that? Join now and protect your virtual property from the fiery wrath of creepers and stuff. It’s lit, fam.

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New Server IP

ButtCraft: TP Edition

HotTouchMinecraftSMP

ReheatSucksCraft

PyramidPanicMC

Flameproof Cotton – SafeCraft Server