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Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot laser beams out of their eyes. That’s right, you don’t want to mess with these bad boys!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a group of zombie chickens who are fiercely protective of their loot.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who love to trade rare items for hugs. Just be careful not to accidentally squish them with your giant Minecraft feet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

VanishingVibesMC

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Welcome to the Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Have you ever wondered what happened to that company or product that disappeared without a trace? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground base where all the missing companies and products have been hiding out! Join us and uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where pigs can soar through the sky and cows can breakdance?

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises you’ll uncover along the way!

HolyCraftAbuse

abuse of power, allegations, catholic church, charges, clergy, criminal, criminal charges, HolyCraftAbuse, investigation, Justice, Legal, misconduct, Polish, Priest, Religious, scandal, scandal-ridden, scandalous, sex abuse, Victims, World Youth Day

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, run by this polish priest who, get this, organised World Youth Day! but wait, there’s more – he’s also charged with sex abuse! like, who woulda thought, right?

but don’t worry, this server is lit af! like, you can build whatever you want, and there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle monsters and stuff. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet unicorn you can ride around on? yasss queen!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have fun and not get caught up in any scandals. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Nukeproof Ocean Salvage

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE IS SCARED TO PLAY ON IT? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, MY FRIEND!

ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, CREEPERS THAT GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CHICKENS THAT LAY GOLDEN EGGS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, OUR SHEEP CAN DANCE, AND OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN TOWN! PLUS, IF YOU FIND THE HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST, YOU’LL BE REWARDED WITH A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF ENCHANTED GOLDEN CARROTS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU’RE SCARED OF HAVING TOO MUCH FUN, THAT IS!

MagicShroomMadness

altered state, brain influence, cognitive function, distort sense, DRUG, Hallucinations, magic mushrooms, MagicShroomMadness, mental health, neuroscience, Perception, psilocybin, psychedelic compound, psychedelic effects, psychoactive substance, researchers, Self, Space, study, Time, trip

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Buildings Constructed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

hey u! ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like takin a trip on magic mushrooms, but without the weird hallucinations (unless u want that, then we got u covered).

our server is so lit that it will distort ur sense of space, time, and self, just like those psychedelic compounds in magic mushrooms. u’ll be buildin ur virtual world one minute, and the next minute u’ll be wonderin if u are actually a blocky character in a pixelated universe.

join us for a mind-bending experience that will have u questionin reality itself. and hey, if u ever get lost in the virtual world, just remember to follow the rainbow sheep to find ur way back home. trust me, those rainbow sheep know all the secrets of the universe.

so what are u waitin for? come join our server and let’s get trippy together! 🍄🌈🐑 #minecraftmagic #rainbowsheep #blockyadventures

Tomoso’s Vanilla Ice Cream SMP – No Mods, Just Cone-tent!

Adventure, Community, Conetent, cream, diamond-based economy, Discord, Economy, France, Friends, Gaming, Ice, Land Claims, Mods, multiplayer, original Minecraft feel, Papermc, Plugins, quality of life, Server, smp, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	3498	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
We are a Vanilla Minecraft server with a few select plugins for quality of life improvements. We maintain the original Minecraft feel with a diamond-based economy and no land claims. Our server runs on Papermc 1.20.6 and is located in France.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players.
How can I join the server?	You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server.
Are there any in-game events or competitions?	Yes, we regularly host events and competitions for our players to participate in and win rewards.
Can I donate to the server?	Yes, we have donation options available on our Discord server to support the maintenance and development of the server.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server, but we encourage players to respect each other’s gameplay styles.

ZenZoneZero Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most mind-blowing server out there!

Join us for a chance to play as Ellen, the ultimate warrior with a uniform, shark tail, and scissors as her weapons of choice. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

Our server is so epic, it’s where miracles began. Yes, you heard that right. Miracles. And if you don’t believe us, just check out our lore teaser that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes, a signal/pull tracker, a damage calculator, and even ZZZ stickers! What more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a book or unlock the secrets of the universe. It’s all possible on our server!

Minecraft server: FushigiCraft – Join the Mystery Club!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Villages Defended:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mystery is over…because there’s literally nothing to find! But don’t worry, we make up for it with outrageous wedding cake sizes that will have you questioning reality. Join now and witness the chaos as Chiaki and Suzu congratulate our server owner for a cake so big, it must be for her…or is it? Dive into the madness and see what other surprises await you on our server!

RoommateRageCraft

apartment living, housemates, morning routine, noise complaints, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate disagreements, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate relationships, RoommateRageCraft, shared living

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4545	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where walking is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can stomp around as much as you want without fear of judgment from your roommates.

Our server is perfect for those who believe in the freedom to walk and make noise at any hour of the day. No more tiptoeing around like a ninja – let your footsteps be heard loud and clear!

And if you ever encounter a grumpy roommate who tries to record your every move, don’t worry – we have plenty of virtual space for you to roam without any pesky phone cameras in sight. Join now and let your inner walker run free!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	140	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Have you ever accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then had its whole llama squad come after you in revenge? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience on our server! Join now and see if you can survive the wrath of the llamas and maybe even make them your loyal minions. Who needs diamonds when you have a llama army at your command? Join us and turn your biggest failures into epic wins!