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GazaCraft: No Self-Defense Allowed

Allowed, gaza, GazaCraft, global diplomacy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East conflict, military intervention, Palestinian territories, Politics, resolution, security council, self defense, SelfDefense, Strip, UN, united nations, united states involvement, Votes, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	250
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

join this epic minecraft server where we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. we have a secret underground base where you can fight off zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on giant turtles through a lava-filled maze. the best part? you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese blocks. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and awesome server ever created!

Blocky Bill’s Bizarre Adventure

action, Adventure, anticlimactic, BETRAYAL, bills, BIZARRE, blocky, Blood, cult classic, death, Epic, first two, go, iconic, Kill Bill, Martial Arts, Quentin Tarantino, Revenge, series, sword fighting, Uma Thurman, Vengeance, violence, worst villains

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

So like, have you ever wanted to be a part of a Minecraft server where the villains actually win? Well, on this server, the bad guys always come out on top! Imagine teaming up with the creepers and skeletons to take down those pesky players trying to build their cute little houses. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure villainy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can plot your evil schemes and unleash havoc on the unsuspecting players above. And if you’re feeling extra devious, you can even recruit an army of zombie pigmen to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic adventure of mayhem and mischief. Who needs heroes when you can be the ultimate villain? Join now and show the world that bad guys have more fun!

Doodle Dive Minecraft

Algorithms, Analysis, cognitive load, data analysis, Decision making, Dive, doodle, Doodle polls, efficiency, efficient scheduling, everyday tasks, IMPOSSIBLE, Insights, mathematical complexities, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, productivity, research, Scheduling, study, task management, Time management

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ores Mined:	851	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we dive into the mathematical craziness of everyday tasks like doodle polls and scheduling. u ever wonder why scheduling is so hard? well, we got the answers, and they are WILD. our server will blow ur mind with the mind-boggling theories and insights we have uncovered. join us and u will never look at a calendar the same way again. plus, we have a secret underground base where we test out our theories in real life…or is it real life? u gotta join to find out. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Simply Skyblock

PvE, Skyblock, Skyblock Java Plugins Purchases Optional Support Advantages Limitations Good Fuss Brand new Server Simple Fancy OTT Ingane Welcome Blockblock Made Spend, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to Simply Blockblock, Skyblock made simple! A Brand new Java only server! No fancy plugins to make you spend all purchases are totally optional to just support the server and provide no ingame advantages, no OTT limitations, Just good skyblock without the fuss!

play.simplyskyblock.net

🔥 FireMine – griefer server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

FireMine, Friends, Griefer Server, Minecraft, number 1, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Animals Bred:	64
Void Armor Forged:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	1526

Cool survival with friends! Come on in

play.firemine.fun

BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

3D Debut, baubau, baubaus, debut, Fun, fuwamoco, fuwawa, General Garibaldi Edition, merch, Minecraft, mococo, NSFW, Previous Stream, related content, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	29
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the Garibaldi Edition – where the fun never stops!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1651	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!