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PixelPioneerCraft

“2000s”, 90s, Childhood, Digital, electronics, Evolution, Gadgets, high-tech, History, innovation, Memories, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Outdated, past, PixelPioneerCraft, progress, Retro, Technology, vintage

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Remember when floppy disks were the bomb dot com? Well, just like those ancient relics, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past in all the best ways! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated nostalgia and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!

Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!

#Intention, anti-Israel, Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Griefing, international news, Iraqi militias, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military groups, Minecraft, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, Pro-Iranian, regional dynamics, regional stability, Report, security threats, Server, ShiaCraft, stop actions

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyCrashBlameRus

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Blame, CraftyCrashBlameRus, crash, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, Kremlin, plane crash, political implications, political tensions, russia, Tragedy, tragedy response, White House

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ores Mined:	9273
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.

Laughing Bride Minecraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, advice, bride, Commitment, compatibility, DATING, Decision making, humor, humor in relationships, LAUGHING, Laughter, long term, love, Marriage, marriage advice, Minecraft, partner, Personality, POL, Qualities, relationships, sense of humor, Spouse, Women

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.

Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperConfessMC

adult content, ANONYMOUS, confession, Confidential, CreeperConfessMC, discretion, explicit, explicit details, fantasies, fetish, guilty pleasures, hidden desires, Intimacy, mature content, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, Secrets, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Potions Brewed:	186
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, air strikes, Armed Forces, border tensions, Conflict, extremism, Insurgency, international relations, kabul, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, regional conflict, response, RETALIATION, security concerns, Server, South Asia, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5734	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Void Gems Collected:	33	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got Afghan Taliban forces hitting up several points in Pakistan in response to air strikes, like what even is that?! It’s like a war zone up in here, but in Minecraft! Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, Kabul says it’s lit, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now!

DroneDepotDestruction

air strike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, drone depot, DroneDepotDestruction, eastern europe, international relations, key, Military, military intelligence, military operation, military tactics, military technology, Reports, Russian, successful strike, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	186
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and pickaxes instead of guns and bombs. we just totally destroyed russia’s key drone depot with our epic minecraft skills, so you know we mean business. come join us and be part of the action, build your own drone depot and defend it against crazy attacks. who needs real war when you can have minecraft war, amirite? come join us now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Crafting Idol Masters 1.20

apk.ksmz.moe, archive.is/6cGPn, character birthdays, Crafting, event dates, gacha dates, Idol, idolm@ster general, idolmaster-official.jp, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, imasnews765.com, M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, Masters, MILLION STAGE, pastebin.com/A5UGxTuB, pastebin.com/cLdezeDu, pastebin.com/DebHdukE, pastebin.com/icRtaLvv, pastebin.com/tUJJSmK4, project-imas.wiki, Ritsuko Akizuki, VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, yukipobackup

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We got creepers that dance like they’re in a M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, and zombies that sing RITSUKO AKIZUKI SOLO LIVE hits! It’s like a MILLION STAGE concert, but with blocks and pickaxes! Don’t miss out on the VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, where you can build your own stage and perform for a virtual audience of skeletons and spiders! Come on, join us and let’s hear the blocky music together!

CraftyBoomerVille

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	86
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join our server and you’ll discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where villagers bust out their best moves, a giant maze filled with zombie chickens, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DriveByDragonLord

35 people, Capital Punishment, Chinese, crime, Crowd, DriveByDragonLord, Driving, Homicide, Justice, justice system, killing, law enforcement, Legal System, man, mass killing, murder, Public Safety, punishment, Sentenced to death, Tragedy, vehicular attack

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a rollercoaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. u gotta join cuz we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, like a treasure trove of epic proportions. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might find a portal to another dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. trust me, this server is so addictive, it’s like crack for gamers. come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft universe together!