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Crafty Canucks & Crazy Americans – The Cum Server!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll learn absolutely nothing! Our “educational” edition is perfect for those who want to avoid any form of intellectual growth while playing video games.

Join us for a chance to ride on giant flying llamas and battle against zombie unicorns in epic quests for the rarest loot. Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will boogie down with you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our secret underwater disco party where you can dance with mermaids and jellyfish while avoiding the wrath of the evil squid king.

So why waste your time on boring, educational servers when you can have a wild and wacky adventure with us? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyGamerDudes: The Final Showdown

adorable, animated series, Anime, CGDCTbros, comedy, CraftyGamerDudes, Cute girls, Feel-Good, female friendship, FINAL, friendship, Girl Power, Heartwarming, Japanese culture, Kawaii, lighthearted, Manga, moe, Otaku, school life, showdown, slice of life, Uplifting

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most insane server you’ve ever seen!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian, and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command!

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs CGDCTbros when you can have all this craziness on our server?

Pixel Proxy Fun Zone – Where Minecraft meets Ergo Proxy vibes!

Anime, Atmospheric, complex, Cyberpunk, Dark, dystopian, Ergo, ergo proxy, Existential, feel, Fun, futuristic, games, meets, Minecraft, mood, Mystery, Philosophical, PIXEL, proxy, Psychological, Sci Fi, SIMILAR, Thought-provoking, Thriller, VIBES, Zone

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing llamas, where every tree you chop down turns into a disco ball, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!

Join this server for an experience unlike any other. Explore mind-blowing landscapes filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking mushrooms. Build epic structures with blocks that change color with the beat of the music. And battle against other players in insane mini-games like llama racing, disco ball dodgeball, and creeper cuddling contests.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the crazy world of Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 465453469

Adventures, Anons, blocky, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for a wild adventure filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles with giant chickens.

Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples! And don’t forget about the legendary creeper that tells jokes while exploding (it’s a real blast)!

But that’s not all, our server is also known for its INSANE mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT blocks trying not to explode, or “Pig Racing” where you can ride on the back of a pig and race against other players to the finish line.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Fresh Season, Gear, ink, Inkopolis, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Shenanigans, Splatfest, splatoon, splatoonwiki, version 7.2.0, weapons

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	180	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most inkredible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because on our server, you can dive into a world where Baby Chicks, Li’l Bunnies, and Bear Cubs battle it out in epic Splatfests!

Join us and witness the chaos as players fight for dominance in our fresh Season that’s on until 5/31. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is equipped with the latest Version 7.2.0 patch notes straight from the Nintendo gods themselves. You won’t find this kind of exclusive content anywhere else!

And if you’re looking for a place to show off your gear, weapons, and collectibles, look no further than our server’s catalog where you can browse through all the inkcredible items available.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness, join the fun, and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Digging for Diamonds: Therapy Edition

childhood trauma, comparison, diamonds, Digging, Edition, inner critic, Insecurity, lack of validation, low self-esteem, mental health, negative self-talk, personal growth, root of the problem, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-perception, societal standards, Therapy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Votes:	7171	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of feeling down about yourself? Well, look no further because joining our server will boost your self-esteem to levels you never thought possible!

Picture this: you log in and immediately POOF! You’re now the ruler of a majestic kingdom filled with sparkly unicorns and flying pigs. Your Minecraft character is now a supermodel with abs of steel and a killer fashion sense. People will bow down to you as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are friendly. They’ll give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And if you ever feel sad, just type “/hug” in the chat and a virtual hug will magically appear to make everything better.

So why waste another second feeling down about yourself? Join our server now and become the confident, powerful Minecraft overlord you were always meant to be!

Pixel Peen Palace: Where Adult Humor Meets Minecraft Fun!

Adult, adult entertainment, adult humor, adult jokes, adult themes, comedy, controversial humor, cultural comedy, Cultural differences, cultural humor, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, edgy jokes, Fun, humor, inappropriate humor, Japan, Japanese comedy, mature content, meets, Minecraft, offensive humor, Palace, Peen, PIXEL, risque jokes, taboo topics

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	196107	Players Killed by Monsters:	1739
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the fun never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our server is so wild that it’s considered adult humor in Japan! That’s right, you won’t find any boring builds or basic gameplay here. Only the most outrageous and hilarious adventures await you.

– Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen!

Pixelated Pervs and Picasso

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGENerated Art, Doggystyle Edition, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Other links, Pervs, Picasso, pixelated, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to the Doggystyle Edition Minecraft server! 🐶🕺

Last time on /degen/: 📺👀 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! 💥😂

Reasons to join: – Experience the most insane block merging techniques you’ve ever seen! 🤯🔨 – Get comfy with our Node-based ComfyUI for the ultimate user experience! 🛋️🖥️ – Forge your own path with our stable diffusion webui Forge! 🔥⚒️ – Dive into the world of Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content like never before! 🌍👀🔞

But wait, there’s more! – LoRa Training scripts for those looking to level up their skills! 📚💪 – PonyXL Information for all your pony needs and more! 🦄📝 – OP Pasta for a taste of the most deliciously degen content! 🍝🤤

Join now for a chance to explore a world like no other, filled with excitement, laughter, and endless possibilities! 🌟🎮

Disclaimer: No actual dogs were involved in the making of this server. 😉🚫🐕

Remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life! 💻🌈🚀

Blocky B*tches

anyátok, blocky, Btches, kurva, long trail, tags

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Votes:	8397
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear and rare items. But that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret disco party where all the mobs were dancing to the beat of the music!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest heights of the sky limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a group of friendly aliens who will trade you emeralds for space rocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft Madness: Baelz’s Rat Kingdom

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Baelzs, covers, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, Holo EN, Kingdom, lies of p, madness, merch, mind craft, Minecraft, Music, NEW ORIGINALS, Originals, pandaemonium, Podcast, rat, Rust, Stream, twitter, zodiac

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with NEW ORIGINALS, COLOUR MV, and MIND CRAFT HOLO EN music videos that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium with our insane covers and originals playlist. And don’t forget to check out our podcast for some extra laughs!

Need some swag to show off your love for the server? Grab our limited edition PC case, official merch, or promise swag to flex on all your friends.

And if you want to stay updated on all the latest shenanigans, follow Bae’s Twitter for all the juicy details. Plus, check out our Art Tags for some seriously cool fan art.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic creations together! But be warned, our Season Box Arts may look like a penis… just saying. 😉🍆 #MinecraftMadness