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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9801 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
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