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KirCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	80	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	418200
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and crazy as a Persian penis! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll be crying (or maybe just peeing a little, no judgment here). Our streamer Cyr is basically a walking, talking dick – coincidence? We think not! So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your bladder might).

MemoryLane Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Remember that time you were mining for diamonds and stumbled upon a field of bacon-scented flowers? Yeah, that was on our server. Join us for the most epic adventures and the most ridiculous scents you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From battling zombie pigmen with rubber chickens to riding llamas dressed as pirates, this server is where the fun never stops. So come on over and make some unforgettable memories with us – and maybe even find that elusive bacon-scented flower field again!

Blocky Bliss

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life and spend hours mining, building, and battling mobs. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, and if you’re lucky, you might just catch a glimpse of him lurking in the shadows. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that’s better than sex (or so we’ve heard)!

ZionCraft: Witch Hunt Edition

activism, anti-semitism, campus occupation, Chile, controversy, discrimination, Edition, education, faculty members, HUMAN RIGHTS, hunt, Israel, Middle East conflict, palestine, political tension, Pro-palestinian, protest, social justice, solidarity, student activism, witch, Witch hunt, ZioNCraft, Zionist faculty

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7698
Votes:	3651	Farms Harvested:	422
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we hunt for zionist faculty like it’s a game of hide and seek but with a twist!

we have crazy chilean witches casting spells and turning the campus into a magical battlefield. you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!

but don’t worry, we’ve got pro-palestinian warriors ready to defend the campus and fight for justice. it’s like a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes, but in minecraft form!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a chilean campus occupation, then join us now! who knows what adventures await you in this crazy world we’ve created.

BabyAnimalSquad

adoration, animalistic, Animals, babies, BabyAnimalSquad, Behavior, childishness, comparison, dislike, Human Behavior, Human nature, Innocence, innocence lost, Maturity, people, Perception, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal norms, societal standards, societal values

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8462
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where EVERYONE acts like animals and babies! Like, you can be a cute little piggy or a silly little chicken running around causing chaos. And, like, if you act like a baby, you get special powers or something. It’s like a crazy zoo mixed with a daycare center, but in Minecraft! Join now for a wild and wacky time!

Fairy Tail Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, Air, boss fights, class caster magics, Factions, Fairy Tail, Fire, Ice, Lightning, Magic, MCMMO, minecraft server, Natsu Dragneel, Nature, PvE, PvP, sand, Shadow, Survival, Vanilla, Water, Wendy Marvell

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Divine Spears Created:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Join us in this Fairy Tail anime inspired Minecraft server where magic, survival, adventure, pvp, pve, boss fights, are available to all players to enjoy! We have tons of class caster magics, such as Fire, Water, Nature, Ice, Sand, Air, Shadow, Lightning. We also have magics from your favorite cast such as Natsu Dragneel, Wendy Marvell, and more.

170.205.24.150

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to Squirt Edition, the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, a player joined Squirt Edition and found themselves in a world filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. They stumbled upon a secret controlnet that led them to a realm of endless possibilities. With animations that will make your head spin and samplers that will blow your mind, this player was hooked from the start.

But that’s not all! Our server offers block merging like you’ve never seen before, creating structures that defy the laws of physics. And with ComfyUI and Automatic1111 at your disposal, building and exploring has never been easier.

Looking for some extra spice? How about diving into our collection of models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even some…fetish content? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So what are you waiting for? Join Squirt Edition today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a spontaneous dance routine!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, talking sheep that tell jokes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and why would you? We have unlimited cake!).

So come on down and join the fun – who knows what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

QuestionFire Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	838	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of being interrupted while trying to speak? Join our Minecraft server where interruptions are not allowed! We promise that no one will cut you off, not once, not twice, but thrice! Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of letting others speak. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to short blonde haircuts – because why not? Join now and experience a world where you can finally say what you want without being interrupted!

4LifetimesIn1Sec

2.25 billion seconds, 4LifetimesIn1Sec, 71.3 years, average human lifespan, collective experience, global awareness, global perspective, human existence, human experience, human lifetimes, human mortality, life expectancy, Longevity, mortality rate, passing time, societal impact, time calculation, time measurement, time passing, time perception, world population

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA EQUIVALENT OF 4 HUMAN LIFETIMES EVERY SECOND!!!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING LIKE BEYONCE!!!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND, WHERE EVERY BLOCK YOU BREAK BRINGS YOU CLOSER TO IMMORTALITY!!!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, WHERE THE SUN RISES IN THE WEST AND SETS IN THE NORTH!!!

JOIN NOW AND BECOME PART OF THE INSANITY!!!