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Minecraft server: /gw2g/ – Mine Wars 2: The Blockening

Blockening, BUILD, currencies, Daily Checklist, Elitepvpers, FAQs, festival of the four winds, Guild Wars 2, Guilds, gw2 efficiency, gw2 general, gw2g, Homesteads, latest news, Latest Patch, lol butts edition, Minecraft, OW Farming, Poor, PvP rewards, Resources, Salvaging, Server, Speed Relics, Swimsuits, Update history, Wars, wizard vault weeklies, wvw restructuring, wvw rewards

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Emeralds Found:	5010	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Welcome to the most butt-tastic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Guilds that are so epic, they make the Avengers look like a bunch of noobs. Plus, we have a Wizard Vault that you can raid weekly for some magical loot – just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens!

If you’re feeling poor in-game, fear not! We have daily checklists and currencies that will have you rolling in diamonds in no time. And if your build is absolute garbage, we’ve got resources that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. Trust us, you’ll be building castles in the sky in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We have WvW Restructuring that includes swimsuits for your blocky character – because who doesn’t want to battle it out in a bikini? And don’t even get us started on the Warclaw double jump and homesteads with land spears – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. And remember, the previous wipe was epic – just ask the fire-breathing chickens.

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

arousal, body sensations, Climax, Crafty, edging, Finishing, legs ache, Minecraft, orgasm, physical discomfort, Pleasure, self-control, Server, sexual activity, sexual endurance, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual technique, sexual wellness, Stamina, tip, Tipsters

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

Analysis, bad, comedy, comedy series, Commitment, critique, cultural impact, Entertainment, humor, jerry seinfeld, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, pop culture, relationships, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, tv show

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Attitudes, Australians, Behavior, ChudCraft, chuds, culture, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, generalizations, Identity, ignorance, insults, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nationality, offensive, prejudice, Rude, Server, society, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ores Mined:	8063
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

kaiju, kaiju genre, kaiju manga, kaiju no 8, kaiju no.8 chapter 117, kaiju no.8 manga, kaiju series, Latest Manga, Manga, manga chapter, manga online, MANGA Plus, Manga Reading, manga release, manga update, manga website, Minecraft, New Release, no.8, shueisha, shueisha manga, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2592	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Enchantments Applied:	151
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

Accountability, accountability culture, consequences, discrimination, fair treatment, Harassment, HR, Inappropriate Behavior, investigation, Justice, Kanade, Kanades, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Silence, transparency, Victim, Workplace, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment, セクハラ

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.

Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SwipeRun server Minecraft

1.16.5, Auto-mine, Cozy, Craftbukkit, Development, Donation cases, ENDER WORLD, Features, Ip:, LUCK, Minecraft, Monitoring, Parkour, Portal, Prizes, Project, pvp arena, Sawmill, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, SwipeRun

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2148
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	4881
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058

Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!

5.188.118.142:30058

Pillow Myth Minecraft Server

cannot be killed, crime scene investigation, criminal cases, Criminal Psychology, fact check, Fiction, forensic science, homicide methods, human beings, lethal pillow, Minecraft, murder weapon, Myth, myth debunked, Pillow, pillow homicide, Pillow myth, pillow safety, Server, suffocation, true crime, urban legend

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a world where human beings are invincible against pillows! That’s right, you can try to smother someone with a pillow all you want, but they will never die. It’s like a never-ending pillow fight that you can’t lose!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.

Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Le Hobby Vtubing Minecraft SMP

Anime, Content Creation, digital content, digital identity, Entertainment, Gaming, hobby, internet personality, Lies, Live streaming, Minecraft, niji, online presence, online streaming, smp, virtual avatar, virtual community, virtual performance, virtual reality, virtual world, virtual youtuber, vtubing

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t find any Vtubers…because they all left to join Niji! But don’t worry, we have something even better – our players are actually secret agents in disguise! Join us for epic missions, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to save the world from a zombie apocalypse (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat)! So come on, join us and become a part of the most top-secret, action-packed SMP out there!

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

2024.., 4B Movement, Anime, Aspie bros, Aspie nerd, autistic, BFF’s, blocky, DATING, feminism, Identity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Normie, pokemon memes, pussy, relationships, Server, sex, social norms, Stereotypes, Women, Wrong Planet

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of being rejected by women for being a normie? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all Aspie nerds with open arms!

Join us as we celebrate the downfall of normie guys who used to bully us, and watch as they spiral into despair over their lack of female attention.

We’ve single-handedly ruined women’s dating preferences, leaving normies and Aspies alike without a chance for love. But hey, who needs women when you have a thriving community of anime and Pokémon meme enthusiasts?

So come on, embrace your inner Aspie and join our server today! Who needs normies when you can have a blast with us?