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AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

alone, AloneCraft, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, DREAD, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Crops Grown:	1346	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mines Excavated:	3764	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3555	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
New Chunks Explored:	40824	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2923
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Items Found:	5911
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!