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CraftyCreeper’s Minecraft Server

Childhood, CraftyCreepers, early memory, first major news story, formative experience, Headline News, historical event, impactful event, impressionable moment, media coverage, memorable event, Memory, Minecraft, News, news coverage, news event, news story, Nostalgia, personal experience, Recollection, Reminiscence, Server, significant moment

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Towns Built:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Remember that time when a bunch of creepers invaded a village on our server and the players had to band together to fend them off? Yeah, that was epic. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server!

Join us for non-stop fun and excitement as you explore our custom-built world filled with hidden treasures, challenging quests, and hilarious NPCs. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Totally doable.

But the best part? The first major news story you’ll remember is the time our players discovered a secret underground city filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that goes down on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyLoveConnection

10. Finding the one, 11. Relationship intuition, 12. Emotional connection, 13. Relationship compatibility, 14. Long-term relationships, 15. Relationship doubts, 16. Relationship revelations, 17. Partner recognition, 18. Relationship confirmation, 19. Relationship uncertainty, 2. Relationship milestones, 20. Relationship clarity., 3. True love, 4. Soulmates, 5. Signs of compatibility, 6. Relationship dynamics, 7. Intuition in relationships, 8. Trusting instincts, 9. Relationship red flags, CraftyLoveConnection, Love at first sight

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7305
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face, but instead of getting mad, you just laugh it off and think “Yep, this is the server for me”? Well, that’s how you’ll know this server is your server.

Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of chickens, the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the world with their trading monopoly. Trust us, once you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on any other server again.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of craziness, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite server…or at least a new appreciation for exploding creepers.

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, escalation, forces, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Military, Minecraft, nato, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tension, troop movements, Ukraine

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

so, like, u know that border between russia and ukraine? well, guess what, we got a minecraft server right on that border, and it’s LIT AF. like, u can build ur own little base and defend it from the russian army, who are totally gonna try to invade u. but don’t worry, we got special weapons and armor just for this occasion. join now and show those russians who’s boss in the most epic battle of ur minecraft life. u won’t regret it, bro.

BlockyBootyCraft

“Youth, Awareness, Blackmail, BlockyBootyCraft, criminal activity, cybercrime, digital threats, education, Exploitation, Global, Grooming, internet security, law enforcement, online safety, Prevention, scam, sextortion, social media, Technology, teenagers, victim support.

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7969	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can like, build your own virtual world and stuff. But get this, there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control everything! They wear sunglasses and speak in rhymes, it’s wild, man. And if you join, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil zombie chickens. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and cake. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a party in your computer screen!

PetPalaceCraft

affluent, Animals, comfortable lives, Companionship, Contentment, domesticated, Extravagant, Happiness, Lavish, Lifestyle, love, luxury, Opulent, Pampered, pet care, pet ownership, PetPalaceCraft, Pets, privileged, spoiled, well-being

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, are you tired of living a boring life on land? Come join our Minecraft server where the pets have more comfortable lives than most people! Seriously, these animals are living in luxury while you’re stuck in your mom’s basement. Join us and live like a king…or a pig, whatever floats your boat. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So, if you want to be on the winning side when the chicken revolution comes, join us now!

InfinitySMP Public Server

#infinitysmp, Buffs, Community, content creators, Crafts, crown, Custom, Custom Enchants, Custom Gear, Discord, Events, Giveaways, lifesteal plugin, Magic, Minecraft, Redstone wizardry, shield, smp, special finds, Survival, video showcase

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Welcome to the Infinity SMP, fam!

Need a break from the usual grind with Lifesteal plugin? We got you covered! Infinity SMP brings a whole new vibe to Minecraft, with custom gear that’s straight-up lit! Take the crown, for example. It hooks you up with mad buffs and a permanent shield against anything that comes your way!

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But yo, it ain’t just about the gear. We’re talking custom enchants, crafts, munchies, and Redstone wizardry that’ll blow your mind! We’ve got every custom category you can even dream of, and the abilities? Straight-up magic from special finds or crafty creations!

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Our community’s buzzing, with content creators dropping heat left and right! Been rocking this SMP for 2 years now, and let me tell you, we’re just getting started! Weekly/monthly events, giveaways, and endless content opportunities, bruh!

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So, if this sounds like your jam, slide into our Discord and get in on the action! Hit us up with a 1-minute video showcasing your vibe and what you bring to the table. Show us what you’re made of, and let’s make some magic happen in the SMP! Link up: https://discord.gg/uqbqrxap

mrpoo.host:6224

Guaple Ultra-Softcore: We Promise It’s Almost Vanilla! Join for fun, gifts, and chatting

Apocalypse, Chatting, Community, Competition, Datapack, Discord, Dragon.., Fun, Gifts, Guaple, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, Mods, player, Points, Promise, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, skeleton, Spawn, Survival, Uhc, UltraSoftcore, Vanilla, zombie

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	2901	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 253 weeks in a row.
Server Address	gapple.mchost.pro / 108.181.149.16:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn the most points
Score	+1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I earn a revive back to the Overworld if I die?

If you die, you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Details can be found in the discord channel.

2. What is the special Team Competition on Sundays?

Every Sunday at 12CT, there is a special Team Competition where players can compete for prizes. This competition has been going on for 219 weeks.

3. Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

Some server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking or the use of xray resource packs.

4. What is the Apocalypse DataPack and how does it affect gameplay?

The Apocalypse DataPack introduces various challenges and enhancements to gameplay, such as players killed by zombies turning into zombies themselves, skeletons receiving enhancements, and other mob modifications.

Blocky Sakamoto Server

action, action manga, Adventure, adventure manga, Assassin, blocky, chapter 169, comedy, comedy manga, Days, funny, long tail, Manga, new job, new mission, retired, sakamoto, sakamoto days, Server, tags, undercover

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Emeralds Found:	5702
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Crops Grown:	6042
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server! Join us on a new mission to save the world from evil zombie llamas who are trying to take over the entire Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare diamonds and emeralds, as well as a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So why wait? Join us on this epic adventure and become a hero in the fight against the zombie llama apocalypse. Plus, our server has the best virtual snacks in town – virtual pizza, virtual ice cream, and even virtual bacon! Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

altar of earth, autism, burnt offerings, Christianity, DAUGHTER, enemies, exodus 22:2, exodus 22:3, functional judicial system, Holycraft, judgment, kjv bible, lethal force, logical inconsistencies, losing my religion, Minecraft, pdfile, peace offerings, Satan, Server, Slavery, turn the other cheek

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

ParentalDisapproval Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, baby development, Boundaries, child development, child safety, children, crawling, handling criticism, infant milestones, joint health, minding own business, Minecraft, Motherhood, new mom, ParentalDisapproval, parenting, pediatrician advice, Playtime, random stranger, Server, social interactions, standing, unsolicited advice

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	916
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like that random lady at the children’s museum! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous parenting advice and intense stand-up sessions for babies under 16 seconds!

Our server is perfect for new parents looking to navigate the world of unsolicited advice and judgmental stares. Build your own virtual playground and watch out for those who try to tell you how to raise your pixelated children.

So come on in and show off your parenting skills in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Let’s see who the real AITA is in this crazy virtual world!