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TimelessCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Potions Brewed:	200
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

come join dis minecraft server where u can stop time and see all da craziness happenin! imagine stoppin time in da middle of a creeper explosion or right when someone is about to fall into lava! it’s like havin a superpower in minecraft, but even better cuz it’s real!

we got players who have stopped time right before they were about to lose a pvp battle and turned the tables on their opponents! we even had someone stop time right before a mob spawner activated and they were able to destroy it before any mobs spawned!

so if u wanna experience da ultimate power in minecraft and have some epic moments, join our server now! who knows what kind of chaos u can cause when u stop time in da middle of a build battle or a raid! come on, what are u waiting for? stop time and join us now!

Propaganda-Free Minecraft Server

art, Censorship, controversy, Entertainment, Ethics, freedom of expression, games, Gaming, Ideology, industry regulations, influence, Media, Messaging, Minecraft, narrative, player autonomy, Political, Propaganda, PropagandaFree, Server, social commentary, storytelling, video games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles in the PvP arena. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who have learned how to ride pigs like rodeo clowns. And if you manage to tame one of these wild pig-riding pandas, you’ll gain access to the exclusive disco party cave where the music never stops and the dance floor is always on fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

10K Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to the official, exclusive waiting room for our Minecraft SMP! Only the most elite players are allowed in here, so if you’re not wearing diamond armor, you better turn around and go back to your dirt hut.

Why should you join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of diamonds. Legend has it that they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see. We’ve got zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers, skeleton jockeys racing around on spider mounts, and even a baby zombie riding a chicken like it’s a rodeo. You won’t find these creatures anywhere else, that’s for sure.

So come join us in the official, exclusive waiting room for our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not prepared to face off against the most powerful players and craziest mobs, then you might as well go play in creative mode.

CreepCrafters: Spooky Stories

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ores Mined:	7431	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a pack of creepers started breakdancing around you? Or maybe you were peacefully building a house when a herd of zombie pigs rode in on skeleton horses and demanded to be your new neighbors? Well, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm, then you need to join our wacky world of wonder!

Our server is like no other, where the mobs have minds of their own and the blocks have a mischievous streak. You never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. From flying pigs to exploding sheep, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the Nether.

So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful Minecraft server around, then come join us and prepare for the ride of your blocky life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and chickens can talk. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

Creeper vs Ukraine: 7 killed, 36 injured

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Astral Projections Made:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off russian attacks like ukraine heroes! we have 7 players who have been killed but 36 who have been injured, but don’t worry, we have magic potions to heal them all! join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! our server is so lit, even putin himself is afraid to log on! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

YokoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Welcome to the server where we worship the absolute madman Yoko Taro and all his wild creations! Join us for discussions on NieR, Drakengard, and even the cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE where we spank our enemies into submission!

Did you know that NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 is currently on air? And SINoALICE Movie is out now for your viewing pleasure! Plus, we have guides for emulating the Drakengard games and translations for all the Yoko Taro goodness you can handle.

Join us for a wild ride through the Yokoverse, where we have resources, fanbooks, and even high-res art for your viewing pleasure. And don’t forget about the Chat Stamps Compilation for all your communication needs!

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything goes!

CraftyCrew Minecraft SMP: Sequel Quests

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Mines Excavated:	3359	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have built their own empire and are looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have developed a potion that turns players into potatoes for a day. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate the world as a spud!

So, what are you waiting for? Pitch us your craziest ideas for the sequel and join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it will definitely be a hilarious time)!

HalalCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of getting lost in a windowless cave of an office? Join our Minecraft server where getting turned around is part of the fun! We have a new Muslim coworker who prays facing North in the southern US – talk about a twist! Join us and never worry about creating a hostile environment by correcting someone’s direction again. Plus, who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

LadyDenierCraft

apartment fire, Charity, community service, construction, disabled individuals, ethical decision-making, extreme makeover, financial assistance, fire damage, helping others, home renovation, housing assistance, insurance, LadyDenierCraft, Nonprofit, passive income, ReBuilding, scam prevention, Seniors, single parents, Volunteer work

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in helping those in need…unless they have a robot vacuum cleaner that explodes and starts a fire in their apartment. We don’t support that kind of chaos here!

Join our server for a chance to rebuild virtual homes and create a community of players who genuinely care about making a difference. Just make sure you don’t have any passive income from renting out inherited apartments, because we only help those who truly have nothing!

Don’t be like Ruby and try to scam your way into free renovations. We have a strict policy against helping people who can easily solve their own problems with a little common sense. Plus, we don’t want any drama like exes calling us out for playing god – we’re just trying to build a better Minecraft world, okay?

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure of charity, construction, and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the importance of hot water and functioning bathrooms along the way!

CraftyJihad: Europe in Pixels

CounterTerrorism, CraftyJihad, Europe, european union, extremism, foreign fighters, germany, global threat, International security, Isis, Islamic extremism, ISLAMIC STATE, Islamic State propaganda, jihadist group, MIDDLE EAST, pixels, radical ideology, radicalization, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist attacks, Violent extremism

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Love Letters Sent:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186

come join our minecraft server where we are like the islamic state but for gamers! we are taking over germany and europe one block at a time! join us and be part of the chaos as we build our empire in the virtual world! we have crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground base where we plan our next attack on the virtual world! join us now before it’s too late and help us conquer all of minecraft!